Power

I shall now preform the proper guy response to this post. 🎭

*Clear throat and nose* 🤧

*Crosses eyes* 🥴

Eeeewwwww!!!!!! 😩

Yuckkkkkkk!!!!! 🤢

Uuuugggggghhh!!!! 🤮

*Collapses upon the floor and starts retching and gagging.* 🤪

She just wants to steal your bubble gum!!!! 🍬

She just wants to give you cooties!!!! 😷

She just- Oooooo. . .  CAKE!!!…[Read more]

The Gentleman’s Dilemma

My shoes!

My shoes!

Oh where did I put my shoes!

They disappeared and vanished.

How I am so confused!?

Here?

or there?

Where did I put that pair!

How can I go out to the dance?

I have my hat, shirt, and pants,

but my shoes-

my shoes. . .

. . .

My Shoes!!-

. . .

Or,

one of them.

@acancello

If it has tons of pictures, you may want to look into a Snapfish photo book. They do a very professional job. . . but you do get to pay for. that.

@zemira
I’ll be praying.

Here are two other things that have helped me when I have been scared.

Psalms 27 (Reading and even memorizing it.)

Good music. (Some of my favorites are by Savannah McKee and Brittani Scott.)

 

Num. 6:24-26

“The LORD bless thee, and keep thee: The LORD make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee: The…[Read more]

@esther-c

Jennifer A. Neilson’s Hist-Fic is pretty awesome. Resistance is really good, and three of her others (A Night Divided, Lines of Courage, Behind Enemy Lines) are pretty decent. I will say that some newer stuff hasn’t match the quality of the first. Rescue was kinda a letdown, and Iceberg had a lot of rule breaking (The cause supposably j…[Read more]

From: Most lIkely a corner somewhere, or if I was really naughty, probably grouchily banished to my quarters.

To: The imperious, nefarious, and/or delirious (My gentle reader, you may choose which applies to you personally. If non apply, merely deny that you ever did spy this here type.),

I would greet you, but in most letters (Or at least the…[Read more]

A Whole in the Ground Near You
Gulley
The North Wood
WARNING!!!
Reading other people’s mail is bad for your nose’s health. . . Unless, that is, I am the one doing the reading.
Not so dear King Iron, 
Salivations! This letter is to inform you (In a not so subtle way) that I quit. Yes, you read that right. I am abandoning my mission and joining…[Read more]

@zemira

Parles-tu français? Je ne parle pas français. 😋

Salutations! It is your great honor to be addressed by his Royal Lowness the Black Mongoose. Yes! And, since you probably fainted due to my noble benevolents (Not to mention my smell), I think it would be a grand occasion to fill in the silence created by your wonderstuck stupored. T…[Read more]

@livingwoodchronicles

I enjoyed a good sci-fi novel, and you have piqued my interest with the Jack Rabbyits. Guess I’ll have to keep an eye out for more of this story down the line. 🙂

I do have a question and a suggestion.

1.  Why did you decide to have the two siblings fight each other at the very beginning of you story?
2. Perhaps do a little…

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@smiley

(Aren’t the phycological effect of someone tagging a person and replying to their post quite interesting? It truly is amazing what a little dopamine can do.)

Salutations. I don’t believe we ever officially made each other’s acquaintance. I am Power (Though you may simply refer to me as the Black Mongoose for short.) Yes, I have written…[Read more]

@loopylin

(Also, your decision to be a goldfish concerns me)

Well apparently mongooses can’t actually breath underwater (Why didn’t anyone tell me this?). So, after my little swim, I have decided that instead of actually being a Carassius auratus, I will just look like one. . . But, it seem that after blowing and sucking my cheeks in and out for…[Read more]

@loopylin

W O W

Stunning and staggering!

The cosmic carrot salesbunny with pink puffy eyebrows is stupendous and space-tacular! (Also, I need one of those four eyed felines.)

Alas! Woe! WOOOEEE!!!

*sniffle*

*Whimper*

*Plop* (A tear cascading of my snout.)

 

 

What have we done to deserve such agony? Another poor soul as mad as a March hare! Another wayward mortal has fallen into the clutches of twitterwittedness! (Or in other words, we have a philbibliophiler on our paws.) Cupid’s barbed arrow has pierced her…[Read more]

@awsumfaith

So, are there any militaries/wars that I can geek out over?

A tale have ye? Mayhaps, I may deign to lower my lofty gaze to behold your manuscript. I will give you fair warning though, if it haps to torment my dainty tum, I perchance may spew forth such baneful criticism that your ears shall ring for a month and a day. But, on the other side of the donut, if the writing is sweet like icing to my taste, I…[Read more]

Here is a piece that I did for college a while back. I decided to dig it back up and work on it some. So, BEHOLD!!!

I forgot Watership Down by Richard Adams

(Bigwig!!! 😁)

@joy-calle If you don’t mind, which of your stories are you editing, and what do you mean by ashamed? (You think the writing is just bad, you truly feel embarrassed about the story/plot, or you feel sick/depressed when you try to edit?)