Rose Everdeen

I chant out my challenge to call all the hall. Send me a champion, and cause me to fall!

Oh please, oh please! Let there be’s! A person of prowess who can match me’s! All we will do is to wind and bind words, spinning them, and bending them till we sound absurd!

To all those misfortune enough to have perused my prose.
Perhaps the words egregious, detestable, or beastly bilge blather assaulted your gray matter after you read my “Work of Art”. I beg pardon for the indigestion it might have caused. 😜 Tums may help, but I fear my literally masterpieces shall forever be branded into your brains. Anyhoo, as a…[Read more]

If you read the above mentioned writing, you will see many examples for my love for parentheses, footnotephilia.

Here’s some madness. The Story of Life!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kFsdj0-b2VhOuh-3gBi8p4-Aodcv9RFAjsXvs4XSdOg/edit?usp=drivesdk

Ah! Madness! Insanity! Lunacy! I think chapter 8 was quite well written! (A tad confusing at parts, but we’ll written!) As one of my poems says,

Let’s go places that don’t exist

Let’s do things that don’t make sense

Frolicking in this madness, YESSSS!

My lunacy is ridiculoussss.

😬

Please pardon this outburst. I had 2 shots of espresso at 6…[Read more]

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• Copper eating worms
• A trick holograph chair 🤣
• A spacecar that goes 20,000 miles per hour (g-force shock absorber of course)
• Purple sun
• A maintenance bot with a claustrophobic programming bug.
• Disposable melting moving boxes
• “Welcome to the spacetaxi! Please keep arms and legs in at all time. While on your ride please consider that…

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I can come up with more if you want 😜

@loopylin

• Cyber Currency (¢°¢) counterfeiters
• An alien with massive bushy pink eyebrows
• A secret passage inside a galactic pepperoni factory
• Glasses the locate Painite stones used in creating ¢°¢
• A very energetic (but gullible) young forcefield suit salesalien
• An explosion
• A ¢°¢ counterfeit android (named Clicko’tine 587, CT5 for…

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@katthewriter It seems like it will be an interesting story. I’ll be looking forward to the next part! 👍
(I do wonder if you really realize how much damage you just inflicted in chapter 4 though? I guess I’ll have to wait and see. 😉)
Critique: Though it might sound good, it really isn’t smart to punch someone in the head with an unprotected fist.…[Read more]

(Though, in truth I was actually heartened and crestrisen at the opportunity to rave and rant regarding written romantic relationships. )

@landric

In my oh so fumble opinion, I prefer the foremost project to the latter one. Though, I will admit that I am disheartened and crestfallen at the prospects of yet another romance writer. Twitterwittedness in stories is not a bad thing, but alas, many times it obscures the actual tale. Nevertheless, both ideas tend to tickle one’s fancy. In…[Read more]

@landric

Salutations. May you find favor with those in authority, and may your sword never grow dull. I am Power, but if this moniker is not to your fancy, I grant thee the honor of addressing me as his royal lowness, The Black Mongoose. If you ever need someone who knows how to make plastic explosive or juggle knives (So what, if I went to the…[Read more]

@charityanne

 
poems
oh poems
those wonderful words
we wind them
and bind them
sounds slipping
we heard
smooth syllables sliding
together colliding
twisting and tying
spilling and flying
around up and down
them suddenly

 
a halt
it comes to a stop
we wake with a jolt

@devastate-lasting

The Black Mongoose still creeps through the halls of KP. He keeps in the shadows mostly, but does pretty regularly peer through the key holes in the forum doors to spy on the unsuspecting new folk. 😎🧐

My dear deer boi Illy 😌 Hopefully none of these are repeats

Ilwyn: Goodnight moon.
Ilwyn: Goodnight tree.
Ilwyn: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Ilwyn: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Ilwyn: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! … And this knife I found.

Ilwyn: So apparently t…

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@sarafini

Audio dramas are awesome! I’ve look a tad in to doing voiceovers or reading a book for LibriVox. It is one of my dream jobs 😎. Anyhoo, hopping on the same boat as @whalekeeper, If you ever need a male voice just let me know. (I do a pretty good stuck up hare impression if I do say so myself. 🐰🧐)

@princesachronicle22
Salutations. Me, myself, and I are Power or The Black Mongoose (Whichever alias ye fancy). I’m sure it’s a pleasure to meet me, and may thou find favor in my snobbish and yet benevolent presence. If you ever need assistance concerning knowledge regarding how to create a massive smoke bomb or  inflicting extreme pain with a…[Read more]

Happy New Years Everyone!!! (It sounded like a warzone over here for a couple minutes. 😁)

Lets see, what literary material have me, myself, and I spent many hours of this past year devouring? First off we (me, myself and I) are more into audiobooks than regulate paper, ink, and pizza stains which we call book. So, enclosed below (or should it be disclosed?) is a vast list of book/audiobooks. Be amazed and enthralled at my bookish…[Read more]