Oooooh. Well in that case, my hill to fatally and unseriously perish upon would be that country music isn’t real music. (If you like country music, I’m really sorry. But I stand by this.)

HELLOOOOO WREN. I AM STELLYBEAN, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME STELLY, BEAN, OR WHATEVER ELSE.

IIIII am out of questions. Good day. 😂

Hiiiii!! I’m Stellybean! But you already knew that!! Sadly no, I do not possess a real duck. I am just creepily obsessed with the rubber ones. I’ve built an army from the little claw machine at the local arcade. They all sit upon my desk, waiting to charge into Mordor behind me. (After I decapitate the Mouth of Sauron. Not rea…[Read more]

It’s too late. My potatoes are planted. I have turned from a solid to a liquid. Even though I was mostly liquid before… Hmmm…

*GASP*

NOOOOO MY CHEEEEEEEEESE

*melts into puddle*

Huhu. I dare. 😎

That’s really cool! I’m currently in my first ever campaign, so it’s just one character (for now 🤭)

I play an elf named Evviva. She saw a wandering bard bring people joy when she was very young, and dedicated herself to learning music and becoming one herself! However… she isn’t very intelligent since she skipped school. S…[Read more]

Why of coooouuuuuurse, my good man.

*zaps clouds with cheese ray and it rains cheese*

Very merry unbirthday. 😎

UGH OHMYGOSH THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL. I would be very happy, but also very hyped up on sugar. All the time. I think my friends would throw a riot and steal the shop from me to restore my sanity.

I WANT TO EAT THAT. IT IS GORGEOUS.

👀👀👀👀👀👀

100% yes. That just sounds right with the universe.

…If cereal has a lot of milk, is it a soup?

……Are burritos/tacos a sandwich?

………Is ice cream beautiful? (That was rhetorical.)

What’s the most recent DnD character you’ve played? (I just started playing the game this year and I’ve encountered some interesting characters. This topic intrigues me. 🤔)

ALSO HI I’M STELLY THE BEAN. We might’ve met on a different forum. I can’t recall. All the people are blending into one messy color in my brain. I se…[Read more]

Awwwww thaaaaaanks. There’s a reason I don’t drink caffeine. I would end the world with ice cream. And bread. 😊 Lembas bread.

Soooooo… ye like whaaaaales? Can you speak whale, like Dory? 🐳

(What’s this? More lembas bread.)

Ahhhh. I see. 🧐  Well, it’s all okie Loki dokie!

THEY SHALL INDEED. Like whipped cream on bread.

I… do not know. I hope not? Moths terrify me. Perhaps I’m a butterfly experiencing an existential crisis.

Nice to meet you too!

Of couuuurse kindly sir. Would ye like some in your mouth, perchance? 🧐

3. Yes. That is exactly what I am communicating, my good sir. Would you like some cheese on that, mayhapsably? 🧐

Awww thanks! Alas, I am not responsible for it. It’s the nickname that my friends came up for me, and I really liked it. 😂

IIIII am the second youngest. Child number four. I get to experience the great joys of being a younger AND an older sibling. It’s really annoying (and lacking in personal space) at times, but I’d still take it…[Read more]

GAAASP. HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED.

1. Hmmmmm. I think it would be sliiiime. When I was little my babysitter bought a gallon of glue just for the purpose of making slime. 😂

2. WOW YER SUCH A GOOD PONDERER. I think I’d be right after sunset, when the sun has just dipped below the horizon, but you can still see the resounding echoes…[Read more]

I used the word parody wrong. I am ashamed. 😔 I meant cover. Parody is like different lyrics, right? They don’t… change anything. Because it’s already beautiful.

*sinister laughter*

Hmmmm… probably an hourglass, since the sand is constantly shifting, all over the place, sometimes a mini tornado, and can randomly flip. I dunno. It feels right. I don’t like sand though. It’s irritating and it gets everywhere. (If I completely botched that quote, I’M SORRYYYYYYY. 😭)

HEYYYYYY. I’M STELLY. THE BEAN. NOICE TO MEET YA. 😎

Ugggghhhhhh. I have… also never finished something. I just kinda finish the first draft and decide I’m good. It’s good. One day I’ll commit and make the coolest thing ever.

FOLLOWED BY YOUR SCREENPLAY, THAT’S COOL. IIII… don’t know much about it, which I really should, considering I w…[Read more]

*rides in on a Great Pyrenees with a sword made of waffles*

*eats waffle*

HI!! I’m A Bean. Of Stelly. That’s me. 😎

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU, SIR. *shines interrogation lamp in face. my face, not yours*

IS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA A LIFE SENTENCE OR HEAVEN ON CHEESY, TOMATO-Y BREAD? I must know.

HEYOOOO. I’m Stellybean! Or Stelly! Or… A… Bean? Idk, whatever’s yer preference.

ACH. I LOOOOVE BREAD. And ice cream. And bread. Those are my passions.

I WANT TO GO TO THAT TAVERN.

EEEEEE YER ART’S SOOOO CUTE!!! Do you draw them yourself or use templates? Because if the former, please teach me 😭 I’m having such a bad streak late…[Read more]

*drops through portal and strikes dramatic pose*

(Don’t tell GRCR I stole their dramatic entrance… 👀) (Or do. Huhuhu.)

ANYHOW. HIIIII. We met in another realm… a realm of Beans and introductions. Now I have learned to fly to other realms. Like this realm. And summon people with an @ symbol! That’s convenient.

IIIIIIIII have a quest…[Read more]

HI!!! I AM STELLYBEAN!!! I’ve heard about KP for awhile from a friend, but I’m brand new here and ready to cause chaos! *laughter of one who lives on ice cream*

ANYHOODLES. I like your name. Sticks are great. You can hold them. You can throw them. You can juggle them unless you can’t juggle. You can eat them unless it disag…[Read more]

Hiiiiiiiii!!! Nice to meet you, I’m Stellybean but you can call me Stelly or Stellybean or just A Bean.

I… am one of five kids, so I know firsthand that we’re borderline insane. 😝

That sounds like a really cool genre, since it breaks most typical expectations of a “Christian” book! Personally, I can’t read or watch horror beca…[Read more]

HEWWO, HOBBIT I’VE NEVER MET BEFORE. 👀 TIS I. THE STELLIEST OF BEANS (not the smelliest. I hope.)

I have some questions for yeeeeeeee… huhuhu.

1. What is your favorite goopy substance? Does that make sense? An icky thing that is hard to tell between solid or liquid and just brings you joy! Do people have favorites of those? &#x…[Read more]

Awwwww thank ye good sir. I shall tell ye whenever I find something I like 😆

*stares at empty stool, wondering whose it was… and how it came to be here*

Hello! They call me Stelly in some parts, Stellybean in others, and some simply call me A Bean. I am QUITE fond of rhyming. In random conversations without context, it is both poetic and amusing. 😆 I like them & I write them. FOR INSTANCE… *maniacal lau…[Read more]

@quicksilverwyvern

@elishavet-pidyon

Thank youuuuu. I’ll definitely look into most of these. (PROBABLY won’t invent my own language though. 😅) I’m likely never going to say the character’s name in the story, but knowing it would help me connect with her more and get into her brain.

YAY!! ASPIRATIONS!!! WRITING!!! ART!!!! HUZZAH!!

🫶 This one. 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 ‘Tis a heart. ‘Tis a hand. On my little Apple rectangle, they have wrists. But the wrists abruptly end. Disembodied sausage hands amuse me.

I do love poetry, and I like to write down whenever I think of a line. Rhyming and alliteration bring me great joy, especially the latter. I once wrote a series of tongue twisters, where each one has to be a different letter of the alphabet. Sadly, ‘tis lost on a sheet of paper somewhere. 😔

1. Hmmmmm… Maybe not necessarily fan…[Read more]

Yesh… suspiciously fond of losing his shirt. 😵‍💫

HuuUuuUuuuUUUUuHu. Cool beans.

Hi! I was invited by two of my friends, and thought it would be a great community to join!

Hi Bethyyyyyyy! I feel so welcomed. Huhuhu. ALAS. I am also happy.

HERE ARE MY ANSWERS!!

UUUGGGGGHHHH. I don’t like Cliff. Cliffy. Clifford the Big Red Dog. Sand Man. That guy. He aggravates me, though it is quite fun to introduce him.

I want to turn into a dragon. Poop scooping dragon turds? Not my idea of a fun Saturday.

I…[Read more]

Bro, lemme get my Robin Hoodie and fight with you. 😆 (It’s my hoodie with Robin Hood on iiiiit. It’s my Robin Hoodie. To refer it as elsewise is a crime.)

VANILLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! RAAAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I’m glad I’m here too!

Some of my absolute FAVORITES are The Glitch Society by Anna Travis, The Milana Legends (also by Anna Travis), and Michael Vey by Richard Paul Evans.

Hmmmm… I would have to say my character Mente, seeing how she is the ONLY tolerable one of my characters. Anyone else and I’d be insane after one day.…[Read more]

I… I… HAVE A CONFESSION. I despise jellybeans. I ADORE KitKats and the Sour Airheads thingies. And ice cream. Not relevant, but it must be said.

I consider myself a duck person, though I am quite fond of canines. Particularly my little golden.

For my crew, I would pick Ethan Rainer from The Glitch Society, Loki Laufeyson from a show burdened with GLORIOUS purpose, Dug from the movie Up, and Luthien from The…[Read more]

Alas, I am brand new

My friends all call me Stellybean,

And so you all may too

I know I’ll write a heap of fun,

Here on Kingdom Pen

But I’ll be happy as a clam

Just to make a friend! 🫶

(Seriously though, so happy to be here! So excited! So ecstatic! So enthused! So  [insert happy word that starts with e]!)…[Read more]