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Awwwww thaaaaaanks. There’s a reason I don’t drink caffeine. I would end the world with ice cream. And bread. 😊 Lembas bread.
Soooooo… ye like whaaaaales? Can you speak whale, like Dory? 🐳
(What’s this? More lembas bread.)
"Need thump'n big heaps of grace for deal'n with Beans!" -The Milana Legends
There’s a reason I don’t drink caffeine.
I have a lot of things to thank God for, and this is certainly one of them. I can practically feel your radioactive energy shooting out of my screen.
Soooooo… ye like whaaaaales?
Wouldn’t you believe it, I’ve never been asked this question. Huh.
I actually have neutral opinions when it comes to whales. Vaguely positive feelings I suppose. They are cool. 👍
Can you speak whale, like Dory? 🐳
Maybe I can, maybe I can’t. You’ll never know. *Cue mysterious music*
Tell me, Stellybean…
If tomatoes are fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
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100% yes. That just sounds right with the universe.
…If cereal has a lot of milk, is it a soup?
……Are burritos/tacos a sandwich?
………Is ice cream beautiful? (That was rhetorical.)
"Need thump'n big heaps of grace for deal'n with Beans!" -The Milana Legends
…If cereal has a lot of milk, is it a soup?
Hmm. I don’t know. It’s not cooked, so I’m a little skeptical. Not to mention, soup is savory. But I am willing to be persuaded.
……Are burritos/tacos a sandwich?
Decidedly no. Sandwiches are made from two pieces of bread with another type of food in between them.
………Is ice cream beautiful? (That was rhetorical.)
Yes.
Behold, beauty.
The most beautiful part of an ice cream cone, if the ice cream is soft, is the swirl. Artists spend years perfecting their craft and learning to paint the most visually pleasing cone.
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I WANT TO EAT THAT. IT IS GORGEOUS.
👀👀👀👀👀👀
"Need thump'n big heaps of grace for deal'n with Beans!" -The Milana Legends
Wouldn’t it be great to own an ice cream or candy shop, and spend your days making pretty treats?
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UGH OHMYGOSH THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL. I would be very happy, but also very hyped up on sugar. All the time. I think my friends would throw a riot and steal the shop from me to restore my sanity.
"Need thump'n big heaps of grace for deal'n with Beans!" -The Milana Legends
Greetings! You seem delightfully bonkers! ‘Tis I, The Ducktator! I write mostly fantasy, and I also enjoy reading, dancing, birding, history, and politics! And ducks obviously. I’m obsessed, in case you couldn’t tell from the name and pfp. XD
I consider myself a duck person
ALL HAIL THE DUCK PEOPLE! Do you have any real ones? I want some but our HOA won’t allow poultry so I have to make do with rubber ones and stuffed ones and imaginary ones and resin ones and the variety that pass through the nearby reservoir in migration season. (Which is beginning! Oh the joy!)
Let the interrogation commence!
Do you have a favorite species or just like ducks in general?
What is your favorite kind of pancake?
How many pigeons could you carry on your person in a given day?
What is an unserious hill you will die on?
If you could add another room onto your house, what would it be?
Welcome to KP!
Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
Hiiiii!! I’m Stellybean! But you already knew that!! Sadly no, I do not possess a real duck. I am just creepily obsessed with the rubber ones. I’ve built an army from the little claw machine at the local arcade. They all sit upon my desk, waiting to charge into Mordor behind me. (After I decapitate the Mouth of Sauron. Not really, but how did Aragorn decapitate a mouth? 🤨)
I have no favorite species. Unless rubber ones count. Or my stuffed one. Generally I just like duckies.
ACTUALLY… I’m more of a waffle person. I eat each square one by one and pancakes confuse me. How big of a bite am I supposed to take? How many bites? Many questions.
Welllllll if I calculate the surface area… divide by weight… factor in the doodoo… Probably two. One for each shoulder. Or sock. Either place works for a pigeon home. I’ll be a pirate or have two pigeons in my socks. That sounds like a win.
This one confuses me. Like a real hill? As in a place? I don’t really know, probably one of those giant colorful hills in the Dr. Seuss book, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go.” I feel like just one trip on those steep things and I’d go rolling off into the unknown. That or I’d throw myself off a hill after some guy screams “AS… YOU… WIIIIISH!!!” and just… perish. I dunno.
I would add another bedroom, since I have a big family and currently am sharing. ‘Tis not pleasant.
I FEEL SO WELCOMED!!! THANKS BE TO YE!!!
"Need thump'n big heaps of grace for deal'n with Beans!" -The Milana Legends
Rubber ducks are amazing. I have hundreds and all of them have names and personalities. My newest one is a George Washington I got in DC this summer. I used to have a shirt that said “These little voices in my head keep telling me ‘get more ducks!’ ” but sadly it’s worn out. 🙁
I do appreciate waffles. You can fit an immense amount of nutella on a waffle without it looking excessive, but if you try to do that on a pancake, you get judged. We’re having pancakes on Saturday. I’ll have to see how many bites it takes. XD
Pigeon socks would certainly be a fashion statement. 😂
Lol, a hill you will die on is an idiom meaning an opinion you will defend no matter what, in this case, an unserious opinion. That is a fantastic answer though. 🤣🤣🤣
Same here. My sister and I are always arguing about what time to set the alarm in the morning.
Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
Oooooh. Well in that case, my hill to fatally and unseriously perish upon would be that country music isn’t real music. (If you like country music, I’m really sorry. But I stand by this.)
"Need thump'n big heaps of grace for deal'n with Beans!" -The Milana Legends
I would agree regarding modern country music. The older stuff’s good though.
Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
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