The Ducktator

One of my classmates: “Do you know who Michael Jackson is?”  Me: “Isn’t he a basketball player?”

“Sometimes sacred cows make good burgers.” -my dad

“I would like to enter into evidence stipulated exhibit number F.” -my brother during a mock trial

Mom: “Why did you dump water on your sister?” My brother: “I wanted to dump my water there, but…[Read more]

@keilah-h

Number 2, 😂😂😂

@theshadow

Greetings! I am The Ducktator, also known as Abigail, ruler of a vast ducktatorship. I am 15, homeschooled, and a Christian writer of fantasy, romance, and other random harder to classify WIPs. I love reading, dancing, and birding, and I am obsessed with ducks and anything duck related. 🦆🦆🦆🦆 Here are some random questions!

Do you pour…[Read more]

@kathleenramm

⬆️That’s what is happening with pictures by the way.

<img src="https://kingdompen.org/wp-content/uploads/hm_bbpui_temp/03cwvzcl5lox1h73fg1z1zjtxy98rvxl.JPG__ez.queue.addFile('/tardisrocinante/vitals.js&#039;, '/tardisrocinante/vitals.js?gcb=0&cb=4', false, ['/parsonsmaize/mulvane.js'], true, false, true, false);var…[Read more]

@freed_and_redeemed

many denominational churches I have seen/heard of hold so firmly to their church doctrine and some even place it above the authority of the Bible.

I’ve wondered why some churches don’t have a liturgy. I guess it’s to avoid this. In our church, we take tradition, liturgy, and the church history very seriously, but we don’t place…[Read more]

@freed_and_redeemed

1. Biblical authority: Scripture is the ultimate guide for faith and practice.
2. Autonomy of the local church: Each church is self-governing and independent.
3. Priesthood of all believers: Every Christian has direct access to God without mediation.
4. Two ordinances: They practice believer’s baptism and the Lord’s Sup…

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@kathleenramm

Pictures aren’t working for some reason. When I try to post one, I just get a bunch of words.

@thearcaneaxiom

We believe baptism is not necessary for salvation and life in heaven, though obviously you should be baptized if at all possible. Some infants, such as those miscarried before birth, will not be able to be baptized. They will still go to heaven. I will need to ask my dad for the rest of his reasons and we have a book in our church…[Read more]

@freed_and_redeemed

We don’t have special things we do during service, other than communion that we have on occasion, sermons, worship, etc.

I went to a church at a camp recently that I think was Non-Denominational. It was fun, but I was kind of confused by the lack of structure. XD

We do instruments, we do singing, we believe in speaking in t…

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@anyone

I found this May daily writing prompts challenge if anyone’s interested.

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@whalekeeper

☹️ Hope you feel better! I tend to stay up way too late when I’m sick too, but I’ve never stayed up all night before. I am both horrified and impressed.

we sing a mean acapella.

Lol. We were acapella for years, but now we have a flutist.

@trailblazer @freed_and_redeemed

Youth group sounds fun. Our church only has three teens, two…[Read more]

@thearcaneaxiom

The Church of Latter Day Saints is the official name for Mormons, right?

We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gospel are: first, Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ; second, Repentance; third, baptism by immersion for the remission of sins; fourth, Laying on of hands for the gift of the Holy Ghost.

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@whalekeeper

I don’t really know what a youth group is either XD. Our church only has about 52 people. My dad’s the only priest, but we also have a deacon. Our deacon reads a historic sermon about once a month to give my dad a break from preaching. My dad records his sermons so my siblings and I always ask how long the sermon was at the peace.…[Read more]

@whalekeeper @trailblazer @freed_and_redeemed

Pastor kids unite! XD And what’s a Youth Pastor? I’ve heard the term, but I don’t know what it means.

@freed_and_redeemed

Oh, poor Felix! I hope he gets a redemption arc. Frida is awful.

@whalekeeper

😭Noooooooo! Has anyone tagged Kathleen about this yet?