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@whalekeeper

Your utter regard for my antiphilbibliophilation and philbibliophobia is indeed. . . touching. . . Or at least, I’m definitely touched in the head! (But you likely already knew that. 😜)

My sagely sageful advise and device:

• Turn it into a badly done fractured fairytale of Romeo and Juliet by killing off the bad guy and the good…

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@princesachronicle22

Wait! So, when God said to be fruitful and multiply, he wasn’t only talking to the berry bushes and mathematicians?! 😋  Very well answered.

An idea for your story. Instead of your love interest being the gladiator, have him be a surgeon/medtech of the gladiators. A gladiator could “like” your main charie, and she thinks…[Read more]

Salivations Trivial Highlyness, The Duckytator, Supreme Dictator of All Duckies and Loathsome Foe of All Delicious Fried Ducky Consumers 🍗,

Unfortunately, we still haven’t heard that title, especially the last part. (I only read it 😸)

Also, we are extremely disgruntled, irked, and vexed by thy blatantly disgracious refusal to not smooch our…[Read more]

@keilah-h

Why, thank you!

@highscribeofaetherium

One word.  I is insane.

@princesachronicle22

Probably both! 😜

And now I shall take Bible verses out of context to prove my point. 👨‍⚖️

Deu 7:3 KJV Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.

Jdg 14:16-17 EasyEnglish 16 Then Samson’s wife started to cry. She threw herself at…[Read more]

@princesachronicle22

Romance!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!! 😱😱😱

*Convulses into spasms then collapsed to the ground* 😫😫😫

NOOOOOOO!!!! HAVE MERCY ON YOUR POOR READERS!!!! 😭😭😭

IT’S SO DRAMATIC!!! 😤😤😤

Okay, now to go read Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy. 😎

Anyone on?

No?

Good! I shall sing!

 

“Once upon a clock

there lived a happy sock

who didn’t like

celery!

So, he sewed shut his mouth,

then headed due south!

Now

he’s

a scarf!”

 

Bravo! Encore! 👏🎉

(Yurp, ain’t winnin’ enner rewardos fur that un.)

Duck and taters? Probably a decent combination. Add some gravy, smoked paprika, and a tad splash of cream- 😺

Oh, I- errr- WE, beg thy pardon! We don’t recollect ever granted thou the glorious and grand privilege of make our acquaintance! How impolite and ungracious of us! 🙀

Must attempt try to try to do better. . . Alas! Another task to burden…[Read more]

@livingwoodchronicles

Definitely a lot deeper than mine. 😆 👍

@livingwoodchronicles

(To be read in a sickly voice 🥴)

Oh,

Ohhhhhaaa.

Where did it all go?

My plate was so stacked,

ham, corn, pie, and potatoes

A great glump tower

of all that tasty goodness

all gone,

gone,

gone by my pigness.

Ugh.

Y’all, in the great, magnificent, and wonderful state of Texas, every soft drink is a Coke.

“And what can I get for ya to drink sweety?”

“Uh, yes mam, I’d like a Coke.”

“Sprite, Dr. Pepper, or root beer?”

“Sprite please.”

🤠

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@savannah_grace2009

Aha!!! An ally in harms! Indubitably, let’s bring this page back alive! ALIVE!!! 👨‍🔬

I actually haven’t actually read what you actually posted above, but here are my uncensored and completely unheard reactions 😤🤮🙈

You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.

@koshka
Homework.
😛

@rae

Catching story. You have peaked my interest. 🙂

A critique,

“Suddenly, the form moved, throwing a knife that hit the boy straight through the heart. A cry barely escaped the boy’s lips as he fell, dead, directly at the slave girl’s feet. She stared into his dead eyes and cowered. ”

How do they/you know the knife when straight through his…[Read more]