Rose Everdeen

@jonas

Merely an attempt to show how much personality and coolness polearms have.

@rae Oh, there have been may wars, battles, and fights. (The Battle of Foggs Stand, The Siege and Burning of Fenton, The Siege of Newfenton, The War of Wolvish Hostility, The Tine Mountain War, ect).

It would really depend on what part of the country, the creatures, and the culture. The Cheetah shock troops from Consistent (A city named after a…[Read more]

@thearcaneaxiom

Ho there my matey! That there be a fine Pericardium poker! Argh!!!

@highscribeofaetherium

Quite simply really. Add 2 plus hotdog to dance with a rabbit. Then, take the water bottle by the nose and hurl it with great favor out a wisdom. Finally, read Once Upton A. Tim by Henry XIII and you get the answer. (But only if you don’t do it in that order backwards.)

p.s. Warning, beware the dishwasher.

@rae The Miska Chronicles, but it’s more like a WOFC (Work in the Filing Cabinet)

I have only been able to discover/learn about 350-500 years of Miskan history, but most of that knowledge generally falls within the last 130 year. (This was when a brilliant ruler (I believe it was Queen Esma the Loyal, but don’t quote me on that.) final came to…[Read more]

@jonas 🤨😏😁

Shall I write something astonishing (And that might get my head bit off)? 😜

Swords are overrated.

Bows and pole weapons are much better.

@rae here is a critique from the tactical geek. 🫡

“one teen who didn’t know the skill of at least one weapon well”

“He had no weapons”

“and not able to do anything for lack of a weapon”

One of the important principles in fighting knowhow is that everything is a weapon. From the belt and shoes on your body, the phone of computer you are r…[Read more]

In my long (and normally annoying/disappointing) searches for a decent online map maker, I finally found a treasure. This map maker is awesome!

https://www.redblobgames.com/maps/mapgen4/

Mayhap, it is not common knowledge (Though I believe the contrary) that when people run into a wall, then they’re cranium tends to experience much pain and woe. What concerns me is the query, why would an individual run into a wall every 5 seconds? I have come up with 3 (what I deem) logical explanations.

1. The poor person is blindfolded and…

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It b my imagination r do I c a newbie¿

Greetings earthling.

I b the ◼️ Mongoose.

Welcome 2 KP 🦑☄️🎷

I have arrived! The great magnanimously stupendable Black Mongoose himselfes!! Bee hold!!! (You might get stung, so bee careful.) Fear and tremble!!!!!

Bwahhaha!!!!!

Oh, and what up @rae

@savannah_grace2009

I think one of the best ways of writing uncomfortable/painful or possibly edge subjects is to merely state the facts and then be done, that’s how the Bible does it. (Perhaps, look at similar instances in the Bible and see how they are written.) You don’t need all the details. Sometimes the most powerful things said, are the…[Read more]

Twas not a ball of steel

that pierced my fleshy heart

A Blast and blaze of fire

Or burn that did smart

 

Weren’t a silver sword

or bent blade that did prick

that caused my chest to bleed

and my blood now to drip

 

Traitor tales hurt me not

Nor are why I have wept

You ask the reason why?

It’s due to your reject.

 

I offered you my…[Read more]

May,

1 Dear Day

you Smooch a Frog,

and it NOT

POOF into a Prince!

We Now have 4

and need NO MORE

Feeding them

is Such an EXPENSE!

I feel it’s my due duty to attempt to attempt to resurrecting this corpse of a page (Which hasn’t breathed a breath for approximately 9 days.) (I know, such a tragedy travesty.) “But why?” you ask? Why? I’ll tell you why!

1. It is past midnight, so I tend to act slightly touched in the head. This isn’t twitterpation or cowwittedness, but in the…

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@katthewriter

Apparently, I somehow missed your newest chapters. 🤨

Bwahhaha!!! The plot thickens!

(On a side note, aren’t bow magnificent weapons? The farther away you are from your opponent, the less likely you are to end up with a knife in the ribs.)

Come Cupid fly fast

Come Cupid fly fine

Cupid’s your target

Lovers entwined

Or at least their fingers

twisted and tied

desiring together

but still trying to hid

 

Great Cupid shoot straight

Great Cupid shoot soon

That there old lady

is the romance goon

a blush she will bring

a bash to the heart

crusher of dreams

comments that…[Read more]

I shall now preform the proper guy response to this post. 🎭

*Clear throat and nose* 🤧

*Crosses eyes* 🥴

Eeeewwwww!!!!!! 😩

Yuckkkkkkk!!!!! 🤢

Uuuugggggghhh!!!! 🤮

*Collapses upon the floor and starts retching and gagging.* 🤪

She just wants to steal your bubble gum!!!! 🍬

She just wants to give you cooties!!!! 😷

She just- Oooooo. . .  CAKE!!!…[Read more]