Rose Everdeen

@princesachronicle22

Romance!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!! 😱😱😱

*Convulses into spasms then collapsed to the ground* 😫😫😫

NOOOOOOO!!!! HAVE MERCY ON YOUR POOR READERS!!!! 😭😭😭

IT’S SO DRAMATIC!!! 😤😤😤

Okay, now to go read Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy. 😎

Anyone on?

No?

Good! I shall sing!

 

“Once upon a clock

there lived a happy sock

who didn’t like

celery!

So, he sewed shut his mouth,

then headed due south!

Now

he’s

a scarf!”

 

Bravo! Encore! 👏🎉

(Yurp, ain’t winnin’ enner rewardos fur that un.)

Duck and taters? Probably a decent combination. Add some gravy, smoked paprika, and a tad splash of cream- 😺

Oh, I- errr- WE, beg thy pardon! We don’t recollect ever granted thou the glorious and grand privilege of make our acquaintance! How impolite and ungracious of us! 🙀

Must attempt try to try to do better. . . Alas! Another task to burden…[Read more]

@livingwoodchronicles

Definitely a lot deeper than mine. 😆 👍

@livingwoodchronicles

(To be read in a sickly voice 🥴)

Oh,

Ohhhhhaaa.

Where did it all go?

My plate was so stacked,

ham, corn, pie, and potatoes

A great glump tower

of all that tasty goodness

all gone,

gone,

gone by my pigness.

Ugh.

Y’all, in the great, magnificent, and wonderful state of Texas, every soft drink is a Coke.

“And what can I get for ya to drink sweety?”

“Uh, yes mam, I’d like a Coke.”

“Sprite, Dr. Pepper, or root beer?”

“Sprite please.”

🤠

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@savannah_grace2009

Aha!!! An ally in harms! Indubitably, let’s bring this page back alive! ALIVE!!! 👨‍🔬

I actually haven’t actually read what you actually posted above, but here are my uncensored and completely unheard reactions 😤🤮🙈

You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.

@koshka
Homework.
😛

@rae

Catching story. You have peaked my interest. 🙂

A critique,

“Suddenly, the form moved, throwing a knife that hit the boy straight through the heart. A cry barely escaped the boy’s lips as he fell, dead, directly at the slave girl’s feet. She stared into his dead eyes and cowered. ”

How do they/you know the knife when straight through his…[Read more]

@mineralizedwritings

Yes, he basically broke hundreds of years of tradition and precedence.

@savannah_grace2009

Good! I plan to post more in the future.

@scripter-of-kingdoms 🙄 Oh, come on. You joined KP only like 6 months before I did, and I’m still active*. If I could get an college degree in the time I’ve been here, and still pop in occasionally, you can too. 😎😛

* I stalk the halls of KP and post a random rant here and there. It’s enough.

@jonas

As Jane Austen wrote in Persuasion “We shall never agree upon this question,” 😂

(Though if you like swords you may find this picture very interesting/enjoyable. 😉)

@jonas

Merely an attempt to show how much personality and coolness polearms have.

@rae Oh, there have been may wars, battles, and fights. (The Battle of Foggs Stand, The Siege and Burning of Fenton, The Siege of Newfenton, The War of Wolvish Hostility, The Tine Mountain War, ect).

It would really depend on what part of the country, the creatures, and the culture. The Cheetah shock troops from Consistent (A city named after a…[Read more]

@thearcaneaxiom

Ho there my matey! That there be a fine Pericardium poker! Argh!!!