Beth

@whalekeeper

Well… In truth…. Bilbo… might be my bestie 😶‍🌫️ She also hates avocados, seafood, olives, turkey, onions, and… hmmm. I think those are all the Bilbo banes I can think of. Any of them should work.

@bilbo-baggins

*charges* EAT BROCCOLI! 🥦 SCHNIFF IT. And then tell us your secrets please 🥺

@ellette-giselle

I suppose we shall spare the mongoose for entertainment 🧐

@whalekeeper

She’s scared of broccoli. That might get secrets out 🥦

@bilbo-baggins

Oh dear me. I AM working on a project… but it is a TOP SECRET project of SECRETNESS. Those are my secrets.

Woah. So secretive.

@bilbo-baggins @power

That Mongoose has offended Bilbo, thus I must have roasted mongoose tonight 😔

@ellette-giselle

Oh wait yes I’m sorry 😭 I shall be calm. *exhale* I shall think of tea and kittens.

@power

It all depends on if she is allergic or not!

Ah, yes. I see.

I’m also kinda like a cat, so maybe I can scare her away with my fuzz and dandruff? I’ll have to go shake out a couple blankets! 😼⬛️

I…. I… I… YOU’VE SCARED ME. I’M EVACUATING THE KINGDOM. *jumps off boat and gets eaten by a guppy*

This is happifying. I officially have -3 braincells. *explodes.*

@bilbo-baggins

Woah. You’ve thrown the questions back at me. My flabbers have been gasted.

1. Green

2. Yah

3. I personally like electrons because I can.

4. I have an evil pet, a destroyer of all that’s good and happy. She is the big, the bad, the bully, the Willow. This evil feline creeps upon those dwelling in peaceful places and obliterates…[Read more]

@power

(I promise I’m sugar free and taste awfully awful!)

But are you gluten free? CONSIDER THE SOULS WITH CELIAC, GOOD MAN!

@bilbo-baggins

Noice quote.

Thank.

Can I ask you a bunch of questions even though I totally don’t know you?

What is your favorite color?

Do you like candles?

Do you like protons or electrons better?

Did you know Frodo fell over 30 times in the LOTR movies?

Do you have pets? (rocks and leaves count as pets)

Do you have any animal characters?…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Methinks.

@bilbo-baggins

Hm. I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean. Cause I’m a complete stranger. I’ve never texted a Bilbo in my life.

@bilbo-baggins

Hi Bilbo! Funny seeing you here. I’m Beth, and I can also say I’ve never completed a novel. Sigh *violin music*

Those are really cool things! I love dystopia, and bees, and nutella and I also love Jesus and LOTR!

Nice to meet you!!

@liskabroyce

Hi Liska! Welcome to KP! It’s nice to meet you!

I’m Beth! I’m a homeschooled weirdo in high school, and a writer of faith-based fantasy, steampunk, dystopian, and sometimes sci-fi. And I like cats and honeybees, to add a random side note.

Your blurb is intriguing! I’m excited if you decide to share more sometime XD

 Here’s a qu…

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@liberty

I will definetly be praying <3

@ellette-giselle

OH MY GLORIOUS GREENBEANS. YOUR’RE LIKE A MONARCH IN THE KAPEEPER HIERARCHY NOW. CONGRATS!

*thinking music*

UHM. NAMES.

1. Butterbread

2. Charcoal

3. Ermmmm… Gary and Jeff.

4. Cookie

5. Potato

6. Stormy and Sunny

Okay so only two of those are actual names… And they are just the first ones I thought of. Also I want one now 🥹 They are so cute.

@elishavet-pidyon @loopylin

Ah, okay. That makes sense…

Bryce 

A dry laugh escaped Bryce before he could stop it. “I got a lot of things to figure out, and most of it is really boring.” 

His eyes surveyed the plethora of books around them. He had so many resources to search through, about so much stuff he did not care about.

And if he we…[Read more]