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October 12, 2026 at 8:38 pm #213976
HELLO ALL. I am Bilbo Baggins. And I’m new here! I would love to say that I’ve written short stories and completed multiple novels… but I haven’t. Unfortunately.
I would like to though!
Here is me in one sentence: I love Jesus, my friends and family, writing, Lord of the Rings, and mac and cheese.
HUZZAH!
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Bilbo Baggins.
October 12, 2026 at 8:42 pm #213980Hi Bilbo! Funny seeing you here. I’m Beth, and I can also say I’ve never completed a novel. Sigh *violin music*
Those are really cool things! I love dystopia, fantasy, and bees, and nutella and I also love Jesus and LOTR!
Nice to meet you!!
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Beth. Reason: I momentarily forgot I also love fantasy
"Believing in yourself will get you killed. Believe in the Giver. He is enough." - Glitch Society
October 12, 2026 at 8:47 pm #213985Hello Beth! You seem REALLY familiar, how strange. Perhaps I ran into you on one of my my adventures. Because I’m Bilbo. And I go on adventures.
BUT WOAH. You love nutella? ME TOO!
October 12, 2026 at 8:48 pm #213987Hello hello! Iโm so glad youโve gotten on KP at last!
Iโm Ellette! Iโm an author if fantasy, dystopian, and Historical fiction for middle grade, YA, and adults. I am also the owner of a publishing company, a content editor, and an artist/graphic designer.
What are some of your top favorite books?
If you could be siblings with any book character who would it be and why?
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who couldn't hear the music
October 12, 2026 at 8:53 pm #213989Hm. I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean. Cause I’m a complete stranger. I’ve never texted a Bilbo in my life.
"Believing in yourself will get you killed. Believe in the Giver. He is enough." - Glitch Society
October 12, 2026 at 8:53 pm #213990Wow that is all so cool!
Some of my top favorite books are the Wingfeather Saga, Keeper of the Lost Cities, and Once Upon a Broken Heart (specifically the Ballad of Never After)
Hmmm that is a really good question. I would be siblings with one of the elves in Keeper of the Lost Cities. Then I could live in that world ๐
What about you?
October 12, 2026 at 8:53 pm #213991Hello!! We have been awaiting your arrival! Welcome to Kingdom Pen, the land of writing and chatting and much goofing off.
(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)
I am Whaley. I… don’t know what to say about myself. I haven’t done this in a while. Other people, help me out? XD
I love world-building, drawing, spoon-collecting, fun history facts, and recently, guinea pigs! Oh, and my dear silly characters, of which there are many chaotic entities attempting to rebel and take over my mind at every turn.
What do you like to write about, new friend? Who is your favorite LotR character? And if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
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October 12, 2026 at 9:03 pm #213992Hello Whaley. I am glad to have arrived at last! I like to write fantasy, my favorite LotR character is Legolas (Ha, it isn’t Bilbo, he’s my second favorite), and if I were an animal I would be a bird.
Now I have a couple questions of my own. How many spoons have you collected? Do you have a pet guinea pig?
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Bilbo Baggins.
October 12, 2026 at 9:05 pm #213993Are you sure about that?
October 12, 2026 at 9:09 pm #213996Methinks.
"Believing in yourself will get you killed. Believe in the Giver. He is enough." - Glitch Society
October 12, 2026 at 9:10 pm #213997No. Just no. Noice quote.
October 12, 2026 at 9:17 pm #214000Noice quote.
Thank.
Can I ask you a bunch of questions even though I totally don’t know you?
What is your favorite color?
Do you like candles?
Do you like protons or electrons better?
Did you know Frodo fell over 30 times in the LOTR movies?
Do you have pets? (rocks and leaves count as pets)
Do you have any animal characters? Are they evil or nice or salty?
"Believing in yourself will get you killed. Believe in the Giver. He is enough." - Glitch Society
October 12, 2026 at 9:21 pm #214003Welcome.
YESH. YOU CAN
Pink
Absolutely
Protons because their positive
I didn’t know that, but it isn’t surprising XD
I have a dog. And a pet leaf.
I have one animal character. His name is Thor Bill. He is a horse. A salty and sassy horse.
NOW YOU MUST ANSWER ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS!
October 12, 2026 at 9:28 pm #214006Woah. You’ve thrown the questions back at me.
1. Green
2. Yah
3. I personally like electrons because I can.
4. I have an evil pet, a destroyer of all that’s good and happy. She is the big, the bad, the bully, the Willow. This evil feline creeps upon those dwelling in peaceful places and obliterates their happiness.
Moving on…
5. AGH I LOVE THORBILL. And I have Mr. Winter, the doggy made of snow. He is quite happy.
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Beth.
"Believing in yourself will get you killed. Believe in the Giver. He is enough." - Glitch Society
October 12, 2026 at 9:43 pm #214009(Other KPers can sympathize with me. Weโre happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)
@whalekeeper I for one can not, will not, and SHALL NOT sympathize, empathy, or. . . OR MODERNIZE!!!As a much wiser (but not a third as good looking! ๐ธ) fellow mongoose once said, “Where hobbitses abound, Orcs are to be found!” . . . The only decent thing they be good at is helping us find our ring we keep losing. ๐ฅบ . . .
Which come to think of it, @bilbo-baggins , you wouldn’t have come across any laying around, would you? It’s gold and has some writing on it. If found, we wants it backs. ๐ผ
Oh, and we are his Royal Lowness, the Black Mongoose. ๐ด๐ LONG LIVE OUR FUZZINESS!!!!
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