whaley

@bilbo-baggins

Hmm. We might have to interrogate you. We’ll drag the secrets out of you somehow.

Any guinea pig name suggestions? They do not have names yet.

@bilbo-baggins

I like to write fantasy

Is there perhaps a project you are working on? If so, what is it about? Tell us your secrets.

I have fifty spoons.

And yes, I recently acquired these two little rascals.

I’m going to have a heart attack

@ellette-giselle

I’ve gotten about 20+ accounts up and running!!

TWENTY PLUS?!?

@linus-smallprint

That’s awesome! Must be fun, getting hired for an artist’s gig. 😜 I like the idea of illustrating a children’s book. There’s so much room for creativity.

What reading level is it?

@theducktator

I probably messaged a dozen different emails trying to find the mods. 😂 Ellette happened to find the right one when KP went down temporarily. But we didn’t contact Reagan further until the other day, when I asked Ellette if she could find his contact again. We probably could have done this sooner, but life is busy.

I or Koshka will…[Read more]

@power

AAAAAAHH I KNOW!!

@ANYONEWHOISTHEKPCOPS!!!!!!

*A set of cufflinks puff into existence* *I brandish them menacingly*

Wait, did Reagan say I’m going to be part of the KP police force? Huh.

Ehhh, I could arrest intruders. But where’s the fun in that? Intruders are much more exciting than people who knock at the door like any common Joe.

@liskaboyce

You have no idea how excited we’ve been for this day. XD New KPers! Hello, hello!

I am Whaley. Jack-of-all-hobbies-and-interests, master of none. Although I fully intend to become an expert-level thereminist someday. That will definitely happen. (This is definitely not sarcasm.)

I like thrifting for cool knick-knacks, like old n…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Hello!! We have been awaiting your arrival! Welcome to Kingdom Pen, the land of writing and chatting and much goofing off.

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

I am Whaley. I… don’t know what to say about myself. I haven’t done this in a while. Other…[Read more]

Awesome saaauuuuce. Thanks for finding Reagan’s email! Koshka and I joined a video call with him the other day and this was one of the first things we wanted to fix.

I must say, we must have surprised him and his wife. Indeed, they said they weren’t aware of our existence.

There was much discussion. Koshka and I will have to make a post about everything.

@kingdompen

Hello! :] Are you one of the KP moderators?

@loopylin

When you can, where do you go outside of the castle?

Do you like being around people or do you like to be alone most of the time?

What do you like to think about when no one else is around?

What are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

What do you have in your pockets right now? Do you have a habit of carrying anything with you…[Read more]

@loopylin

What is… your favorite color?

The corner of Merlin’s mouth quirks. “Blue.”

Do you or have you ever had any pets?

“My family has owned lab rats, fish, sea monkeys, cats, new mother dogs in foster, insects, worms, isopods, all sorts of microorganisms. I’ve always wanted a bird because I’m going to work with them someday, but I guess y…[Read more]

@loopylin

Oh. Why would you like to go to the fairie realm?

How has your kingdom made alliances with the fairies before? Do you know the details of how that happened?

What is your family like?

What does a normal day in your life look like?

Do you like your royal responsibilities?

@loopylin

Ah. Do you normally have manservants and guardians following you around? That must feel stifling.

Why do you enjoy hunting and fencing?

Your mother sounds kind. Did you have nightmares because of your special gift? Or were your nightmares related to something else?

What is something you have always wanted to do – a dream or a goal -…[Read more]

@loopylin

“Alright, then. Wheedle what you can out of me.” Merlin takes the pretzel sticks and puts one halfway into his mouth like a cigar.

@loopylin

Merlin watches you for a little longer, his eye glittering, before he strides over to the kitchen counter and sits down across from you. His voice is quieter and much less emotional than his brother’s. “I’m not sure what all this is about, really.”

@loopylin

*climbs in through the window* *sets up a chair in front of the previous interviewer, facing Cosmo*

Cosmo, putting away his pie tin and oven mitts, pauses mid-movement. He watches you curiously.

Okay, my turn. *pulls out notepad and pen* I am here to interview your brother.

“Oh. Okay.” He takes off his mitts and waves them at you as he…[Read more]

@loopylin

Why did I read Ellis’ voice in a British accent when you’re the one who is supposed to hear British accents from my characters

Who I am doesn’t really matter. I’m just here to interview you. I promise, anything you say will be kept secret.

How would you describe yourself in three words?

Who is your best friend?

What do you think i…[Read more]

@loopylin

You’re Ellis Stormwatcher, aren’t you? We were both sent here so I can ask you a few questions. I hope you don’t mind if I do that.