Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin

Well… the good news is, your problem is shared by many! There are so many different kinds of plots out there, that I’ve never understood why some people say there is one perfect method. There really isn’t. Most people don’t follow a strict structure and that’s normal.

What plot structures have you tried? There might be one out there for you -…[Read more]

@liskaboyce

Those are very logical reasons, yes. *Nods seriously*

Ah, she hath thrown back the question at me! Let’s see…*thinking noises*…I’d have to say ride a dragon for a day. I didn’t say I couldn’t also own a horse at some point, and I would love to know what flying on the back of a giant fire breathing reptile would feel like. For…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Welcome to the Kingdom! I’m Koshka, a writer of middle-grade and youth noble-bright fiction, full time college student, phonetics/language/history/culture nerd, and hand crafting enthusiast.

Question! If you could own a horse for the rest of your life, or ride a dragon for a day, which would it be?

@liskaboyce

Welcome to the Kingdom! (My gracious, it’s been way too long since I got to say that) I’m a writer of middle-grade and youth noble-bright novels, a full time college student, hand crafting hobbiest, and history/culture/language nerd.

I’m not sure how many words I’ve written in a single WIP. *Poofs away to look*

*Poofs back*

19,300.…[Read more]

@power

Not yet, but then I didn’t think to ask. Hmmm…

@beth-torres

Ah, good idea. Wait… how do you know that? No matter, as long as it works.

*Turns on Bilbo* CHAAARGE 🥦🥦🥦

@bilbo-baggins

Hmmm, I like Gandalf. I’ll put it on the name list.

@bilbo-baggins

Hmm. We might have to interrogate you. We’ll drag the secrets out of you somehow.

Any guinea pig name suggestions? They do not have names yet.

@bilbo-baggins

I like to write fantasy

Is there perhaps a project you are working on? If so, what is it about? Tell us your secrets.

I have fifty spoons.

And yes, I recently acquired these two little rascals.

I’m going to have a heart attack

@ellette-giselle

I’ve gotten about 20+ accounts up and running!!

TWENTY PLUS?!?

@linus-smallprint

That’s awesome! Must be fun, getting hired for an artist’s gig. 😜 I like the idea of illustrating a children’s book. There’s so much room for creativity.

What reading level is it?

@theducktator

I probably messaged a dozen different emails trying to find the mods. 😂 Ellette happened to find the right one when KP went down temporarily. But we didn’t contact Reagan further until the other day, when I asked Ellette if she could find his contact again. We probably could have done this sooner, but life is busy.

I or Koshka will…[Read more]

@power

AAAAAAHH I KNOW!!

@ANYONEWHOISTHEKPCOPS!!!!!!

*A set of cufflinks puff into existence* *I brandish them menacingly*

Wait, did Reagan say I’m going to be part of the KP police force? Huh.

Ehhh, I could arrest intruders. But where’s the fun in that? Intruders are much more exciting than people who knock at the door like any common Joe.

@liskaboyce

You have no idea how excited we’ve been for this day. XD New KPers! Hello, hello!

I am Whaley. Jack-of-all-hobbies-and-interests, master of none. Although I fully intend to become an expert-level thereminist someday. That will definitely happen. (This is definitely not sarcasm.)

I like thrifting for cool knick-knacks, like old n…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Hello!! We have been awaiting your arrival! Welcome to Kingdom Pen, the land of writing and chatting and much goofing off.

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

I am Whaley. I… don’t know what to say about myself. I haven’t done this in a while. Other…[Read more]

Awesome saaauuuuce. Thanks for finding Reagan’s email! Koshka and I joined a video call with him the other day and this was one of the first things we wanted to fix.

I must say, we must have surprised him and his wife. Indeed, they said they weren’t aware of our existence.

There was much discussion. Koshka and I will have to make a post about everything.

also you’re welcome!

@ellette-giselle he did and got nothing. He might not apply again though, idk.

By the way, did you happen to get an email address in the applications that was “spartanmarkgaming@ (something or other i think it was gmail)”? That was my brother’s email, and he applied a while back ago but never got accepted. I asked him to check if he got an acceptance email of some kind but he says there’s nothing.