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@Kathleenramm

*Sips soda* aahhh. Much appreciated.

I do actually enjoy mostly fictional fantasy, escpecially if it’s clean and/or written by a Christian author. I.E. The Wingfeather Saga by Andrew Peterson, or like, any C. S. Lewis  10/10

Movies, that’s harder. I love quite a bit of different genres when it comes to cinema.

Thank you for the welcome.

Should I be worried about the pirate thing? A book influencer? I can respect that.

Actually, in answer to your question, I am legally a duck since America, so don’t worry about the dragon thing.

@abigail-m

yeah it’s so easy for me to have the character completely planned out to the point I know them “all their life” and forget that the readers don’t lol

thanks! I hope so… at any rate a couple people love it, so that’s all I need to keep going. Well… that and huge mugs of tea and lots of dark chocolate 😂

Well your MC will be amazing…[Read more]

@daisy-torres

hehehe

@godlyfantasy12

i love the first one!!! Like, wow! Totally do it

As for the second: I haven’t read most any fairytales so I would so do it and it’ll be great because it’s fun to do remakes of stories

@daisy-torres

why would they bury the poor survivors?

@anatra23

SUUURPRISSE!!!

Happy birthday, and Welcome to the kingdom pen forum, in case you didn’t already know, I am the host of this party, although it didn’t go completely according to plan…. I’m glad to have you here.

want some fruit from my epic fruit bowl? And here is your birthday present.

What’s it called when someone gets salt thrown…[Read more]

@daisy-torres

A plane crashed on the border dividing two countries. On which side did they bury the survivors?

it’s more one to ask people in person, who are unsuspecting but it’s what came to mind xD  you should try it out sometime it may be very funny to see how people respond

That’s hilarious.

And you would be right to assume I love cake.

This story was super embarrassing back when, but now it’s kinda funny.

So, back when I was about four, I would jot down random ideas in a little notebook and pretend to be a journalist. So several years ago, my siblings and I found my old book, and read through it. The most…[Read more]

Goodness, thank you so much for the welcome!

Character drawn? I may just take you up on that sometime.

@not-so-secret-assassin

*gasps

be careful!! if you do too many more posts you won’t be a wise jester anymore.

you’ll just be…

a jester

@sparksaraabbott11

absolutely lovely! 🙂

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Oh yeah, right. Well, then. Did anyone get my plane joke? if not then I will keep it for the newcomer

@daisy-torres thanks!

@elfwing @daisy-torres

I think the forum moderator can delete posts….

But it should be fine.

oh wait i need to add a joke…..

JOKE!

@daisy-torres

please burn those cookies: I LOVE GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!

i mean, the cookies sound good but you’ll be much more famous for the cake, I think

same lol. and we cant delete topics, can we? ahhhhhh

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

well, I don’t wanna hit her too hard or she won’t have the mental focus to even respond! Hard to answer people when you’re unconscious, is it not? but yes, she is completely brain-wiped of it now. Rest assured.

@sparksaraabbott11 Yup. Got that right.

@anatra123

halloooo there

I am happy to greet you! By the way, @not-so-secret-secret-assassin and some of the others may look a little intimidating, but don’t worry, none of us bite unless we have to.

I am happy to suggest that if you visit Canada, make sure you go to Drumheller, Alberta; they have the World’s Largest Dinosaur there, (secret…[Read more]

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2.  The “lol”s must come naturally. So you know what that means….

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