Bilbo Baggins

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Hmmm, I like Gandalf. I’ll put it on the name list.

@bilbo-baggins

Hmm. We might have to interrogate you. We’ll drag the secrets out of you somehow.

Any guinea pig name suggestions? They do not have names yet.

@bilbo-baggins

Oh dear me. I AM working on a project… but it is a TOP SECRET project of SECRETNESS. Those are my secrets.

Woah. So secretive.

@bilbo-baggins @power

That Mongoose has offended Bilbo, thus I must have roasted mongoose tonight 😔

@bilbo-baggins

I like to write fantasy

Is there perhaps a project you are working on? If so, what is it about? Tell us your secrets.

I have fifty spoons.

And yes, I recently acquired these two little rascals.

@bilbo-baggins

First, I want to sincerely apologize for my dear brats brattiness. 🙄 (He’s now in his cage, so there shouldn’t be any more verbal vomit. . . at least for tonight.)

It’s indeed a please to make such an esteemed writer acquaintance. I have spent quiet a few hours enjoying your autobiography. If there is anything I can do for you in…[Read more]

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

@whalekeeper I for one can not, will not, and SHALL NOT sympathize, empathy, or. . . OR MODERNIZE!!!

As a much wiser (but not a third as good looking! 😸) fellow mongoose once said, “Where hobbitses abound, Orcs are to be found!” . . . T…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Woah. You’ve thrown the questions back at me. My flabbers have been gasted.

1. Green

2. Yah

3. I personally like electrons because I can.

4. I have an evil pet, a destroyer of all that’s good and happy. She is the big, the bad, the bully, the Willow. This evil feline creeps upon those dwelling in peaceful places and obliterates…[Read more]

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Noice quote.

Thank.

Can I ask you a bunch of questions even though I totally don’t know you?

What is your favorite color?

Do you like candles?

Do you like protons or electrons better?

Did you know Frodo fell over 30 times in the LOTR movies?

Do you have pets? (rocks and leaves count as pets)

Do you have any animal characters?…[Read more]

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Methinks.

@bilbo-baggins

Hello!! We have been awaiting your arrival! Welcome to Kingdom Pen, the land of writing and chatting and much goofing off.

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

I am Whaley. I… don’t know what to say about myself. I haven’t done this in a while. Other…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Hm. I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean. Cause I’m a complete stranger. I’ve never texted a Bilbo in my life.

@bilbo-baggins

Hi Bilbo! Funny seeing you here. I’m Beth, and I can also say I’ve never completed a novel. Sigh *violin music*

Those are really cool things! I love dystopia, and bees, and nutella and I also love Jesus and LOTR!

Nice to meet you!!