The Ducktator

Overheard at dance: “He gave me really creepy vibes! And he poured his milk before his cereal!” “What? Only psychopaths do that!”

@keilah-h

Ooh, I want to see Abraham Lincoln with a flamethrower!

@keilah-h

hehe my brother called his pacifier “Ash” for some reason? He didn’t literally name it, he just said the word that way for some reason lol

Lol. I called them “passies” and for a time they were named after my cousins.

My co-op notes were full of cute dinosaur characters giving their opinions on logic and Spanish.

I love that. I wish I lea…[Read more]

You know you’re a writer when hearing someone misuse “literally” makes you figuratively want to pull your hair out.

You know you’re a writer when you talk to a spatula. (His name is Bob, he’s 33, and he’s a vegetarian.)

You know you’re a writer when you kept your pacifiers until you were 8, not because you used them, but because they all had…[Read more]

@power

Your Royal Immensely Benevolent Lowness, the Black Mongoose! May Your Tail Always Be Shiney! Indeed, it is most difficult to kiss something when one has a bill, instead of lips. I do thank thee for pardoning my ungraciousness in refusing to kiss thy paw. However, I do have certain standards of cleanliness, which a twice a month bath…[Read more]

@keilah-h

Thanks!

@keilah-h

Goose sounds amazing!😂 Legos are so fun. I have a lego guy by the name of Christopher Cornelius who has a car that is basically a box on wheels covered in random pieces, including propellers, antennas, and flowers. His poor daughter is so embarrassed.

@stephie

Dilapidated escargot!? *hands you the Nobel prize for weird insults* I may…[Read more]

@esther-c

That is such a good article! I especially love what she said about darkness and brokenness being so prevalent in fiction nowadays. I see this in teen contemporary books especially. The characters all have dysfunctional families, get drunk, are cruelly bullied, tragically lose family, etc. I want more Penderwick-type adventures, but with…[Read more]

@thearcaneaxiom

I think your post was eaten. It says you posted, but I don’t see it.

It’s been two weeks, and profile pictures still aren’t working. 🙁

@whalekeeper

I have been stalking this topic, trying to figure out why I write, and the best answer I could come up with is because I love it. (I know, so profound.) I love my characters, I love watching them interact, (especially when it’s awkward), I love how most of them insult each other, yet love each other very deeply. Most of them have s…[Read more]

@loopylin

We sang it at church too! All the verses. By the end my throat kind of hurt.😂 It was worth it though.

@keilah-h

It was under Music, and I posted Saint Patrick’s Breastplate, my dad’s favorite hymn, in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day. I tried to edit my post, maybe Wyoh didn’t like that.

I just created a topic, and it was marked as spam. Was that wyoh?