You know you are a writer when…

[Keilah H.]

let me try

y’all are gonna get a random dragon pic if this works

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Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[Keilah H.]

blahhhhh nope

oh well, at least profile pictures work, weird

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[The Ducktator]

@keilah-h

hehe my brother called his pacifier “Ash” for some reason? He didn’t literally name it, he just said the word that way for some reason lol

Lol. I called them “passies” and for a time they were named after my cousins.

My co-op notes were full of cute dinosaur characters giving their opinions on logic and Spanish.

I love that. I wish I learned Spanish. I’m stuck with Latin. *sigh*

Ugh, so pictures aren’t working. 😢 I have memes.

Coconuts are mammals because they have fur and produce milk.

[Keilah H.]

@theducktator my mom taught the Spanish class and hated teaching it lol

I learned Latin through scientific names…….

yep we called them “passies” too lol. It was just funny how he apparently couldn’t pronounce that when he was one. (He’s 12 now)

 

 

i knowwwww I want to post pictures!!

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[Keilah H.]

like my never-ending dragon character pictures, and this random comic book panel I found of Abraham Lincoln with a flamethrower (don’t ask, because the only context I’m giving is that I saw it and thought somebody might find that funny)

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[Keilah H.]

oooh that’s a writer thing! “getting great ideas from random dumb places”

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[The Ducktator]

@keilah-h

Ooh, I want to see Abraham Lincoln with a flamethrower!

Coconuts are mammals because they have fur and produce milk.

[Keilah H.]

@theducktator lol yes, I will have that up as soon as pics are working again.

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

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