Stellybean

@theducktator

Oooooh. Well in that case, my hill to fatally and unseriously perish upon would be that country music isn’t real music. (If you like country music, I’m really sorry. But I stand by this.)

@writingwren

HELLOOOOO WREN. I AM STELLYBEAN, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME STELLY, BEAN, OR WHATEVER ELSE.

IIIII am out of questions. Good day. 😂

@theducktator

Hiiiii!! I’m Stellybean! But you already knew that!! Sadly no, I do not possess a real duck. I am just creepily obsessed with the rubber ones. I’ve built an army from the little claw machine at the local arcade. They all sit upon my desk, waiting to charge into Mordor behind me. (After I decapitate the Mouth of Sauron. Not rea…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

It’s too late. My potatoes are planted. I have turned from a solid to a liquid. Even though I was mostly liquid before… Hmmm…

@bilbo-baggins

*GASP*

NOOOOO MY CHEEEEEEEEESE

*melts into puddle*

Huhu. I dare. 😎

@quicksilverwyvern

That’s really cool! I’m currently in my first ever campaign, so it’s just one character (for now 🤭)

I play an elf named Evviva. She saw a wandering bard bring people joy when she was very young, and dedicated herself to learning music and becoming one herself! However… she isn’t very intelligent since she skipped school. S…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Why of coooouuuuuurse, my good man.

*zaps clouds with cheese ray and it rains cheese*

Very merry unbirthday. 😎

@whalekeeper

UGH OHMYGOSH THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL. I would be very happy, but also very hyped up on sugar. All the time. I think my friends would throw a riot and steal the shop from me to restore my sanity.

@whalekeeper

I WANT TO EAT THAT. IT IS GORGEOUS.

👀👀👀👀👀👀

@whalekeeper

100% yes. That just sounds right with the universe.

…If cereal has a lot of milk, is it a soup?

……Are burritos/tacos a sandwich?

………Is ice cream beautiful? (That was rhetorical.)

@quicksilverwyvern

What’s the most recent DnD character you’ve played? (I just started playing the game this year and I’ve encountered some interesting characters. This topic intrigues me. 🤔)

ALSO HI I’M STELLY THE BEAN. We might’ve met on a different forum. I can’t recall. All the people are blending into one messy color in my brain. I se…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

Awwwww thaaaaaanks. There’s a reason I don’t drink caffeine. I would end the world with ice cream. And bread. 😊 Lembas bread.

Soooooo… ye like whaaaaales? Can you speak whale, like Dory? 🐳

(What’s this? More lembas bread.)

@ellette-giselle

Ahhhh. I see. 🧐  Well, it’s all okie Loki dokie!

@renegade

THEY SHALL INDEED. Like whipped cream on bread.

I… do not know. I hope not? Moths terrify me. Perhaps I’m a butterfly experiencing an existential crisis.

Nice to meet you too!

@bilbo-baggins

Of couuuurse kindly sir. Would ye like some in your mouth, perchance? 🧐

@bilbo-baggins

3. Yes. That is exactly what I am communicating, my good sir. Would you like some cheese on that, mayhapsably? 🧐

@hislittlerose

Awww thanks! Alas, I am not responsible for it. It’s the nickname that my friends came up for me, and I really liked it. 😂

IIIII am the second youngest. Child number four. I get to experience the great joys of being a younger AND an older sibling. It’s really annoying (and lacking in personal space) at times, but I’d still take it…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

GAAASP. HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED.

1. Hmmmmm. I think it would be sliiiime. When I was little my babysitter bought a gallon of glue just for the purpose of making slime. 😂

2. WOW YER SUCH A GOOD PONDERER. I think I’d be right after sunset, when the sun has just dipped below the horizon, but you can still see the resounding echoes…[Read more]

@grcr

I used the word parody wrong. I am ashamed. 😔 I meant cover. Parody is like different lyrics, right? They don’t… change anything. Because it’s already beautiful.