OrangeArmadillo

@renegade

Hello hello!

I am Whaley. Lover of fun history (WWII and antiques), watcher of wacky television shows, listener of music, and all-around chaotic human being.

My favorite book is Les mis

I must ask, have you seen the musical? I got to see it a year ago and it was my fist exposure to the story. It was a ton of fun, and I still listen to…[Read more]

Well… the good news is, your problem is shared by many! There are so many different kinds of plots out there, that I’ve never understood why some people say there is one perfect method. There really isn’t. Most people don’t follow a strict structure and that’s normal.

What plot structures have you tried? There might be one out there for you -…[Read more]

@beth-torres

Ah, good idea. Wait… how do you know that? No matter, as long as it works.

*Turns on Bilbo* CHAAARGE 🥦🥦🥦

@bilbo-baggins

Hmmm, I like Gandalf. I’ll put it on the name list.

@bilbo-baggins

Hmm. We might have to interrogate you. We’ll drag the secrets out of you somehow.

Any guinea pig name suggestions? They do not have names yet.

@bilbo-baggins

I like to write fantasy

Is there perhaps a project you are working on? If so, what is it about? Tell us your secrets.

I have fifty spoons.

And yes, I recently acquired these two little rascals.

I’m going to have a heart attack

@ellette-giselle

I’ve gotten about 20+ accounts up and running!!

TWENTY PLUS?!?

@linus-smallprint

That’s awesome! Must be fun, getting hired for an artist’s gig. 😜 I like the idea of illustrating a children’s book. There’s so much room for creativity.

What reading level is it?

@theducktator

I probably messaged a dozen different emails trying to find the mods. 😂 Ellette happened to find the right one when KP went down temporarily. But we didn’t contact Reagan further until the other day, when I asked Ellette if she could find his contact again. We probably could have done this sooner, but life is busy.

I or Koshka will…[Read more]

@power

AAAAAAHH I KNOW!!

@ANYONEWHOISTHEKPCOPS!!!!!!

*A set of cufflinks puff into existence* *I brandish them menacingly*

Wait, did Reagan say I’m going to be part of the KP police force? Huh.

Ehhh, I could arrest intruders. But where’s the fun in that? Intruders are much more exciting than people who knock at the door like any common Joe.

@liskaboyce

You have no idea how excited we’ve been for this day. XD New KPers! Hello, hello!

I am Whaley. Jack-of-all-hobbies-and-interests, master of none. Although I fully intend to become an expert-level thereminist someday. That will definitely happen. (This is definitely not sarcasm.)

I like thrifting for cool knick-knacks, like old n…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Hello!! We have been awaiting your arrival! Welcome to Kingdom Pen, the land of writing and chatting and much goofing off.

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

I am Whaley. I… don’t know what to say about myself. I haven’t done this in a while. Other…[Read more]

Awesome saaauuuuce. Thanks for finding Reagan’s email! Koshka and I joined a video call with him the other day and this was one of the first things we wanted to fix.

I must say, we must have surprised him and his wife. Indeed, they said they weren’t aware of our existence.

There was much discussion. Koshka and I will have to make a post about everything.

@kingdompen

Hello! :] Are you one of the KP moderators?

@loopylin

When you can, where do you go outside of the castle?

Do you like being around people or do you like to be alone most of the time?

What do you like to think about when no one else is around?

What are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

What do you have in your pockets right now? Do you have a habit of carrying anything with you…[Read more]

@loopylin

What is… your favorite color?

The corner of Merlin’s mouth quirks. “Blue.”

Do you or have you ever had any pets?

“My family has owned lab rats, fish, sea monkeys, cats, new mother dogs in foster, insects, worms, isopods, all sorts of microorganisms. I’ve always wanted a bird because I’m going to work with them someday, but I guess y…[Read more]

@loopylin

Oh. Why would you like to go to the fairie realm?

How has your kingdom made alliances with the fairies before? Do you know the details of how that happened?

What is your family like?

What does a normal day in your life look like?

Do you like your royal responsibilities?

@loopylin

Ah. Do you normally have manservants and guardians following you around? That must feel stifling.

Why do you enjoy hunting and fencing?

Your mother sounds kind. Did you have nightmares because of your special gift? Or were your nightmares related to something else?

What is something you have always wanted to do – a dream or a goal -…[Read more]

@loopylin

“Alright, then. Wheedle what you can out of me.” Merlin takes the pretzel sticks and puts one halfway into his mouth like a cigar.