Greetings! You would fit in among my siblings. All of them are obsessed with mac ‘n cheese. I’m the only one who doesn’t get the hype. XD I’m The Ducktator, ruler of a vast ducktatorship! I write mostly fantasy and I enjoy reading, birding, dancing, history, and politics! Not to mention ducks! All the ducks!

What is your favorite…[Read more]

GASP. QUESTIONS.

Well yes!

In writing, I think I struggle most with focusing on the small details on the story, and keepings things consistent throughout. I picture the story and the characters in my head, but then I write it down and always seem to miss the small details (though, I do think I add too much noodle fluff). I am also…

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@bilbo-baggins

HUMPH! So it seems, but I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT!

*nod nod* Oh, Odyssey… We really want to play that. We’re saving money rn so we can’t but it’s been pretty high on my to-buy list for a while. Mm, it and Arms. Mario Galaxy looks fun, might add that to the list too!! Wonder…[Read more]

It’s too late. My potatoes are planted. I have turned from a solid to a liquid. Even though I was mostly liquid before… Hmmm…

I’m Esther, a homeschooled high school senior and lover of stories. I’ve been a member for 4 years but have sadly been quite inactive for the past year or so 😭 I’m trying to change that by starting with welcoming our new members!

Now I have some questions for you because why not…[Read more]

*GASP*

NOOOOO MY CHEEEEEEEEESE

*melts into puddle*

Huhu. I dare. 😎

Ugh yeah, I probably won’t by a switch two for it either, because I feel like there aren’t enough games that my brother and I would actually play on it.

Yeah.. thats real.

Nintendo needs to make more new interesting games. And maybe make them (local) multiplayer… idk what happened to games being more than one player?? And may…[Read more]

I never thought I’d be writing to Bilbo…but it’s not impossible.

Hello! My name is Liberty Durmaz. You’re not related to Frodo Baggins, by any chance, right? Because I know a Frodo Baggins. (for real, though, I have a friend who loves Frodo Baggins, so she uses his name for a profile, like you.)

So, I’m guessing for you it’s L…[Read more]

Yeah! I think I’ve only seen the first trailer, but I think it looks pretty good! My brother said it seems like a lot of devs are starting to use Unreal Engine to make games, so they’re all starting to look the same a bit, and we were slightly surprised that Nintendo was using it too. But it’s cool, I like the realistic-y angle f…[Read more]

Why of coooouuuuuurse, my good man.

*zaps clouds with cheese ray and it rains cheese*

Very merry unbirthday. 😎

*nod nod* 😊

YES COMICS COUNT! I actually haven’t read a lot of comics. The only one I’ve read was a Super Mario one when I was younger (Just like I love LOTR, I also love Nintendo. Specifically Mario and Zelda). I haven’t heard of the comics you mentioned! And don’t worry about fiction/non-fiction… I’ve literally only read maybe…

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Hmm. That is a good scene. I love Rivendel in both. It’s such an ethereal yet cozy place. The dramatic camera angles had me laughing a lot too, or wiggling in awe depending. It’s funny how specific scenes will stick on one’s head. Do you ever imagine your books as movies?

Ah.

Yes! Actually read that aloud to my Mom once. It was…[Read more]

Hello! Yes I am new!

I highly recommend the Dune movies, though it might be better to read the book first to kind of- understand it. There’s a lot of lore that the movies skim over.

1. That’s easy. Sam.

2. Either chocolate, or avocado oil-fried potato chips, or just a good, medium-rare cheeseburger.

3. I have one main one. I’m…[Read more]

Of couuuurse kindly sir. Would ye like some in your mouth, perchance? 🧐

1. I would be fall to.
2. I am a Friday.

3. (I’ll explain the shame month thing.) it’s a conversation we’ve had with my family, mostly one of my older sisters. So you know how there is like months where we celebrate things. The ‘shame’ month is like looking at like not how bad we are, but just seeing how we can be better. (…[Read more]

Indeed.

Yessss. What is your favorite scene?

resoonse redacted to limit screaming. My throat is a touch too raw for plot twists.

Tail-handed, naturally.

3. Yes. That is exactly what I am communicating, my good sir. Would you like some cheese on that, mayhapsably? 🧐

GAAASP. HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED.

1. Hmmmmm. I think it would be sliiiime. When I was little my babysitter bought a gallon of glue just for the purpose of making slime. 😂

2. WOW YER SUCH A GOOD PONDERER. I think I’d be right after sunset, when the sun has just dipped below the horizon, but you can still see the resounding echoes…[Read more]

😄😄😜

Do you… have… a… FAVORITE… book?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Heh not really. And not because there are to many options, unfortunately. I don’t read as much as I probably should these days, and I don’t really remember what the last book I really enjoyed was XD Maybe Cowboy Poetry by Larry McWhorter? That’s kinda my classic fall back fav be…[Read more]

Ah! You responded. A warning now: my notifs are notoriously inconsistent and I forget to check on my profile, so I may not see something for a while. And I just get busy Anywhoo…

Hooray! I love the third book, although I will admit that my favorite scene for the longest time was in the first. XD (Strider’s appearance in the…[Read more]

Whenever I chose names for my characters, I like to focus on the meaning. I pick something I like about the character (like a value or personality trait) then go from there.

Woah. A Bilbo secret 😲 This is a good start.

@stellybean

This is cool! I don’t really have any input, as I also use some of the methods others have listed 😆…[Read more]

HEWWO, HOBBIT I’VE NEVER MET BEFORE. 👀 TIS I. THE STELLIEST OF BEANS (not the smelliest. I hope.)

I have some questions for yeeeeeeee… huhuhu.

1. What is your favorite goopy substance? Does that make sense? An icky thing that is hard to tell between solid or liquid and just brings you joy! Do people have favorites of those? &#x…[Read more]

Awwwww thank ye good sir. I shall tell ye whenever I find something I like 😆

I am new here to! I love lotr! Maybe one day you’ll finish that I completed novel! Anyways….a few queastions:

1. If you were any season what season would you be?
2. If you were a day in the week, what day would it be?
3. If there was a shame month what would that month be? (And yes there is a correct answer)

4. Would you…[Read more]

*tumbles out of portal in the roof and springs to feet*

GREETINGS BILBO BAGGINS ~ !!

Call me G! Or GRCR… or Brotato or anything honestly, I’m not picky. I’m more of an artist and worldbuilder than writer, but I love writing a lot as well.

I know I’m three days late, but… just thought I’d stop by before and say hello befor…[Read more]

The highest word count I have for a project is 20,068 words. Unfortunately that project has been long abandoned, but I hope to exceed that word count with a new story! What about you?

The highest I have is 17.5k. Also a long-abandoned project 🙂

Out of curiosity, what is your favorite book/movie of LotR? I’m a Two Towers girl…[Read more]

VANILLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! RAAAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

@lillian @renegade @bilbo-baggins @liskaboyce @magnus-orkzyd @liza-l @shenandoah @kiersten @jae @inkology @brinsley-grace @7-hope2ash-7

(Participating in this part of KP is optional. I’m just making people aware of this topic.)

Nothing. You heard nothing about secrets.

Good choices! I feel like The Hobbit is somehow underrated…. But the third book/volume is so worth finishing. How far are you in it?

Yes! I meant Wingfeather. Sorry for the confusion. XD

Kalmar is a great character! I just recently reread North! Or be Eaten, and I was surprised how…[Read more]

It seems I must tell all my secrets. My secrets are… I know some of Beth’s banes.

No. Just no. Wrong.

I know, I’ve been practicing 😞

One day. Do not lose hope.

You should try it.  It’s very good and does not actually taste like butter, despite what the name would imply.

And fear not. You will not be defenestrated today.

1. I LIKE TO READ. AND RUN. AND PLAY PIANO. NOT AT THE SAME TIME.

What, you don’t do it at the same time? Sounds like a skill issue to me. (jk)

Now I expect you to answer all of these question as well.

🫡

1. Reading, drawing, 3D modelling, and videogames!

2. YES (my favorite is Vantage, which is like if an open-world videogame was…[Read more]

Welcome to the Kingdom! I’m Koshka, a writer of middle-grade and youth noble-bright fiction, full time college student, phonetics/language/history/culture nerd, and hand crafting enthusiast.

Question! If you could own a horse for the rest of your life, or ride a dragon for a day, which would it be?

Hello! Nice to meet you. I’m HighScribe, fantasy writer, artist, and aspiring animator.

I guess I don’t have much more to say except…

QUESTION TIME!!

Favorite non-writing hobby?

Do you like board games?

Favorite ice-cream flavor?

What’s your favorite part of writing fantasy?

Are swords cool?

See you around!!

Oh dear. Must I be the janitor here too? *begins sweeping expertly*

🧹🥦

Ah. Is that better?

*surruptitiously hands dust pan full of broccoli back to Whaley* I want secretsssss.

Oh, and hi! I’m Elishavet around here. I write a hodge podge of poetry, college papers/nonfiction, short stories, a serial story with another KeePer,…[Read more]

Well… In truth…. Bilbo… might be my bestie 😶‍🌫️ She also hates avocados, seafood, olives, turkey, onions, and… hmmm. I think those are all the Bilbo banes I can think of. Any of them should work.

@bilbo-baggins

*charges* EAT BROCCOLI! 🥦 SCHNIFF IT. And then tell us your secrets please 🥺

Hmmm, I like Gandalf. I’ll put it on the name list.

Hmm. We might have to interrogate you. We’ll drag the secrets out of you somehow.

Any guinea pig name suggestions? They do not have names yet.

Oh dear me. I AM working on a project… but it is a TOP SECRET project of SECRETNESS. Those are my secrets.

Woah. So secretive.

That Mongoose has offended Bilbo, thus I must have roasted mongoose tonight 😔

I like to write fantasy

Is there perhaps a project you are working on? If so, what is it about? Tell us your secrets.

I have fifty spoons.

And yes, I recently acquired these two little rascals.

First, I want to sincerely apologize for my dear brats brattiness. 🙄 (He’s now in his cage, so there shouldn’t be any more verbal vomit. . . at least for tonight.)

It’s indeed a please to make such an esteemed writer acquaintance. I have spent quiet a few hours enjoying your autobiography. If there is anything I can do for you in…[Read more]

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

@whalekeeper I for one can not, will not, and SHALL NOT sympathize, empathy, or. . . OR MODERNIZE!!!

As a much wiser (but not a third as good looking! 😸) fellow mongoose once said, “Where hobbitses abound, Orcs are to be found!” . . . T…[Read more]

Woah. You’ve thrown the questions back at me. My flabbers have been gasted.

1. Green

2. Yah

3. I personally like electrons because I can.

4. I have an evil pet, a destroyer of all that’s good and happy. She is the big, the bad, the bully, the Willow. This evil feline creeps upon those dwelling in peaceful places and obliterates…[Read more]

Noice quote.

Thank.

Can I ask you a bunch of questions even though I totally don’t know you?

What is your favorite color?

Do you like candles?

Do you like protons or electrons better?

Did you know Frodo fell over 30 times in the LOTR movies?

Do you have pets? (rocks and leaves count as pets)

Do you have any animal characters?…[Read more]

Methinks.

Hello!! We have been awaiting your arrival! Welcome to Kingdom Pen, the land of writing and chatting and much goofing off.

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

I am Whaley. I… don’t know what to say about myself. I haven’t done this in a while. Other…[Read more]

Hm. I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean. Cause I’m a complete stranger. I’ve never texted a Bilbo in my life.

Hi Bilbo! Funny seeing you here. I’m Beth, and I can also say I’ve never completed a novel. Sigh *violin music*

Those are really cool things! I love dystopia, and bees, and nutella and I also love Jesus and LOTR!

Nice to meet you!!