Ugroza

“Did you really think that you could keep this from Mirabelle forever? When we met that night-”

“WHY ARE YOU HERE You were never suppose to come back, you had all the chipotle you could ask for!

Munch munch munch.

Mirabelle and I whirled towards the pantry in the corner of the kitchen.

Standing in the pantry was a figure feasting the last raspberry Poptart.

 The jenga tower collapsed and blocks tumbled across the coffee table and blasted me in the face (which had a very demoralized expression on it).

“What, I won? I WON!” My sister jumped up and pumped her fists in the air, acting like she wasn’t the one who had cheated.

People said that I should use tree sap instead of tar and feathers.

Even though it was a fictional comedy, and I was like 8.

I’m still salty.

@calidris

I don’t write as much as I should, but when I do, I usually write comedy, horror, adventure, action and…

Bakery?

(If you’re confused, don’t worry so am I.)

What’s your most unpopular writing opinion?

@calidris

Greetings and salutations.

Welcome to this epic forum.

Questions:

1: What other anime do you watch besides Hiakyuu? My favorites are Death note, Erased and Attack On Titan

2: Don’t like pineapple on pizza.

@keilah-h

This is a great drawing. I love how it’s a social commentary on the state of current society. People nowadays wear a flashy, flamboyant demeanor (which you depicted as the colorful clothing), but deep down inside, everyone is just dull and empty on the inside (and you used the gray face to represent that).

I spent a few hours pondering…[Read more]

@will_starke

YOOOO, wassup pal?! Glad to have you back, man. @gracie-j has been looking everywhere for you.

I srsly thought you got trapped in a cheeto factory. Those things are impossible to get out of…

Don’t you think that was a lil rude to @devastate-lasting? I mean, pineapple on pizza isn’t thaaat bad y’know?

@devastate-lasting oh, so…[Read more]

It has a a feather.

In it. Yup it do.

@elfwing

Idk man… dorito is only for the high class, so unless you got two hands rather then one, I don’t think you’ll be seeing the inside of  a dorito factory anytime soon.

Sorry, #twohandsgangboiiiii

@nova21

Got a problem with Cheeto factories?

@kathleenramm

I would try to steal his epic hat, but after I did so, he would probably steal my beanie baby collection, And lock me in a Cheeto factory.

But before all that, I would suggest that he buy the Bounty paper-towels over the Scott brand, because it’s the quicker-picker-upper.