TheLobsterLover

@bilbo-baggins

Welcome to the Kingdom! I’m Koshka, a writer of middle-grade and youth noble-bright fiction, full time college student, phonetics/language/history/culture nerd, and hand crafting enthusiast.

Question! If you could own a horse for the rest of your life, or ride a dragon for a day, which would it be?

@liskaboyce

Welcome to the Kingdom! (My gracious, it’s been way too long since I got to say that) I’m a writer of middle-grade and youth noble-bright novels, a full time college student, hand crafting hobbiest, and history/culture/language nerd.

I’m not sure how many words I’ve written in a single WIP. *Poofs away to look*

*Poofs back*

19,300.…[Read more]

@power

Not yet, but then I didn’t think to ask. Hmmm…

@bilbo-baggins

First, I want to sincerely apologize for my dear brats brattiness. 🙄 (He’s now in his cage, so there shouldn’t be any more verbal vomit. . . at least for tonight.)

It’s indeed a please to make such an esteemed writer acquaintance. I have spent quiet a few hours enjoying your autobiography. If there is anything I can do for you in…[Read more]

Or I could drool?

RABIES!!!! 🧟‍♂️

@beth-torres

It all depends on if she is allergic or not!

If yes, then yes.

If no, the no.

Simple! 😁

(I’m also kinda like a cat, so maybe I can scare her away with my fuzz and dandruff? I’ll have to go shake out a couple blankets! 😼)

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

@whalekeeper I for one can not, will not, and SHALL NOT sympathize, empathy, or. . . OR MODERNIZE!!!

As a much wiser (but not a third as good looking! 😸) fellow mongoose once said, “Where hobbitses abound, Orcs are to be found!” . . . T…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle @koshka

Any clarification on what this was?

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! 🙀

🚨 INTRUDER ALERT!!! 🚨 INTRUDER ALERT!!!🚨

@ANYONEWHOISTHEKPCOPS!!!!!!

THERE’S SOMEONE I DONT RECOGNIZE!?!?!?

EAT ME LAST!!! 🙏🙏🙏

VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION!!!

. . . Um, I mean, congratulations! 😜

also you’re welcome!

@ellette-giselle he did and got nothing. He might not apply again though, idk.

By the way, did you happen to get an email address in the applications that was “spartanmarkgaming@ (something or other i think it was gmail)”? That was my brother’s email, and he applied a while back ago but never got accepted. I asked him to check if he got an acceptance email of some kind but he says there’s nothing.

@ellette-giselle ooh that’s awesome! Hope you have a great wedding and you and your husband have a happy marriage hehe

@ellette-giselle Eyyy! Congrats on becoming moderator!

@elishavet-pidyon lolll it would be weird if you WERE a dolphin after all this time

@elishavet-pidyon Oh, you mean like dolphins do?

@whalekeeper i’m late to the name thing but they’re so cute!!

Not sure if this is the right place to put it, but I have a problem y’all.

The next animation on my list of HTTYD scenes to remake is the one where Toothless (Thunder in my case) gets controlled by the alpha dragon. Anyone who’s seen HTTYD2 is going to remember that exact scene….

and you know someone is going to have to die.

the probl…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

You’ve already got some wonderful stuff, but I’ll throw some more in because I too have free will.

Tsar Peter the great tried to run away from his kingdom but didn’t make it onto the ship he was stowaying on because he was too tall to go unnoticed and was recognized.

There’s a Scottish noble family that according to legend has…[Read more]