SLAYING SARAAAA ✨✨

@beth-torres

@power

don’t overwhelm the poor girl! Lol!

@power

Ahhh! The Black Mongoose! I’ve missed his wonderful posts

@bilbo-baggins

I like to write fantasy

Is there perhaps a project you are working on? If so, what is it about? Tell us your secrets.

I have fifty spoons.

And yes, I recently acquired these two little rascals.

@power

It all depends on if she is allergic or not!

Ah, yes. I see.

I’m also kinda like a cat, so maybe I can scare her away with my fuzz and dandruff? I’ll have to go shake out a couple blankets! 😼⬛️

I…. I… I… YOU’VE SCARED ME. I’M EVACUATING THE KINGDOM. *jumps off boat and gets eaten by a guppy*

@bilbo-baggins

First, I want to sincerely apologize for my dear brats brattiness. 🙄 (He’s now in his cage, so there shouldn’t be any more verbal vomit. . . at least for tonight.)

It’s indeed a please to make such an esteemed writer acquaintance. I have spent quiet a few hours enjoying your autobiography. If there is anything I can do for you in…[Read more]

This is happifying. I officially have -3 braincells. *explodes.*

@ellette-giselle @whalekeeper

Thank you!

It’s a beginner’s chapter book, so not very complicated. I would give it to 6-8-year-olds who love dogs.

I’m going to have a heart attack

@ellette-giselle

I’ve gotten about 20+ accounts up and running!!

TWENTY PLUS?!?

Or I could drool?

RABIES!!!! 🧟‍♂️

@linus-smallprint

That’s awesome! Must be fun, getting hired for an artist’s gig. 😜 I like the idea of illustrating a children’s book. There’s so much room for creativity.

What reading level is it?

@beth-torres

It all depends on if she is allergic or not!

If yes, then yes.

If no, the no.

Simple! 😁

(I’m also kinda like a cat, so maybe I can scare her away with my fuzz and dandruff? I’ll have to go shake out a couple blankets! 😼)

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

@whalekeeper I for one can not, will not, and SHALL NOT sympathize, empathy, or. . . OR MODERNIZE!!!

As a much wiser (but not a third as good looking! 😸) fellow mongoose once said, “Where hobbitses abound, Orcs are to be found!” . . . T…[Read more]

@theducktator

I probably messaged a dozen different emails trying to find the mods. 😂 Ellette happened to find the right one when KP went down temporarily. But we didn’t contact Reagan further until the other day, when I asked Ellette if she could find his contact again. We probably could have done this sooner, but life is busy.

I or Koshka will…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Woah. You’ve thrown the questions back at me. My flabbers have been gasted.

1. Green

2. Yah

3. I personally like electrons because I can.

4. I have an evil pet, a destroyer of all that’s good and happy. She is the big, the bad, the bully, the Willow. This evil feline creeps upon those dwelling in peaceful places and obliterates…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle @koshka

Any clarification on what this was?

@power

(I promise I’m sugar free and taste awfully awful!)

But are you gluten free? CONSIDER THE SOULS WITH CELIAC, GOOD MAN!

@power

AAAAAAHH I KNOW!!

@ANYONEWHOISTHEKPCOPS!!!!!!

*A set of cufflinks puff into existence* *I brandish them menacingly*

Wait, did Reagan say I’m going to be part of the KP police force? Huh.

Ehhh, I could arrest intruders. But where’s the fun in that? Intruders are much more exciting than people who knock at the door like any common Joe.

@bilbo-baggins

Noice quote.

Thank.

Can I ask you a bunch of questions even though I totally don’t know you?

What is your favorite color?

Do you like candles?

Do you like protons or electrons better?

Did you know Frodo fell over 30 times in the LOTR movies?

Do you have pets? (rocks and leaves count as pets)

Do you have any animal characters?…[Read more]

@liskaboyce

You have no idea how excited we’ve been for this day. XD New KPers! Hello, hello!

I am Whaley. Jack-of-all-hobbies-and-interests, master of none. Although I fully intend to become an expert-level thereminist someday. That will definitely happen. (This is definitely not sarcasm.)

I like thrifting for cool knick-knacks, like old n…[Read more]