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@ellette-giselle

Tis somewhat truth indeed we willing to accede. . .

But a Bateyman costume!? 😾

BLAH!!! My fuzzy foot! 😼 (Which perhaps ain’t as fuzzy as it one be, but alas, that’s what haps when one’s doing recon in a rather skinny chimney and a sparkwit must have himself a fire. 💨😿)

We wouldn’t dain to stoop to such perfectly putrid…[Read more]

The Power of AI 🤖

Plot Layout for a Historical Fiction Children’s Story

Setting: 14th century Europe, likely during the Hundred Years’ War or a similar conflict.

 

Part 1: The Protagonist’s Ordinary Life

• Introduction: Meet the protagonist, a young child (around 10-12 years old) living in a small village or town.
• Daily Life: Show their…

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I was considering sending in a SWAT teams to answer Alphas 911 call.

Imagine with me: A couple hummers, a chopper, and drones, cut the electricity, tear gas and flashbang the building, open up suppression fire with rubber buckshot as agents from the CIA, FBI, NSA, MI5, MI6, Lahav 433, Texas Rangers, Mounties, Mossad, ACME, Owsla, ZEPO, and FIG,…[Read more]

I held a red rose

which I sucked to my nose

but must have missed that bee

cuz it just stung me!

 

Poetry at its finest 👏

Grossly misrepresented, grossly feministic, and mentions awkward stuff (At least for a guy who’s now old enough to understands to read/hear)

That’s coming from a dude who listened to the series as a kid (When you have three sisters you get introduces to some interesting books.) and enjoyed them! Then years later I decided to go back through and…[Read more]

Once under a time, in a land close close to Spain there lived a small brown monkey. 🐒

This monkey lives in a cave at the tippy toppy of the middle most mountain of five, and he loved to do his opera warm ups at 4 a.m. in the morning. 🎶

For rather obvious reason (At least to us if not to the monkey) the little itty bitty teeny tiny micro moolah…[Read more]

I dub this here post a decent one.

🎉🎊🦆

@rae

Like it!

@whalekeeper

Your utter regard for my antiphilbibliophilation and philbibliophobia is indeed. . . touching. . . Or at least, I’m definitely touched in the head! (But you likely already knew that. 😜)

My sagely sageful advise and device:

• Turn it into a badly done fractured fairytale of Romeo and Juliet by killing off the bad guy and the good…

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@princesachronicle22

Wait! So, when God said to be fruitful and multiply, he wasn’t only talking to the berry bushes and mathematicians?! 😋  Very well answered.

An idea for your story. Instead of your love interest being the gladiator, have him be a surgeon/medtech of the gladiators. A gladiator could “like” your main charie, and she thinks…[Read more]

Salivations Trivial Highlyness, The Duckytator, Supreme Dictator of All Duckies and Loathsome Foe of All Delicious Fried Ducky Consumers 🍗,

Unfortunately, we still haven’t heard that title, especially the last part. (I only read it 😸)

Also, we are extremely disgruntled, irked, and vexed by thy blatantly disgracious refusal to not smooch our…[Read more]

@keilah-h

Why, thank you!

@highscribeofaetherium

One word.  I is insane.

@princesachronicle22

Probably both! 😜

And now I shall take Bible verses out of context to prove my point. 👨‍⚖️

Deu 7:3 KJV Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.

Jdg 14:16-17 EasyEnglish 16 Then Samson’s wife started to cry. She threw herself at…[Read more]

@princesachronicle22

Romance!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!! 😱😱😱

*Convulses into spasms then collapsed to the ground* 😫😫😫

NOOOOOOO!!!! HAVE MERCY ON YOUR POOR READERS!!!! 😭😭😭

IT’S SO DRAMATIC!!! 😤😤😤

Okay, now to go read Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy. 😎

Anyone on?

No?

Good! I shall sing!

 

“Once upon a clock

there lived a happy sock

who didn’t like

celery!

So, he sewed shut his mouth,

then headed due south!

Now

he’s

a scarf!”

 

Bravo! Encore! 👏🎉

(Yurp, ain’t winnin’ enner rewardos fur that un.)

Duck and taters? Probably a decent combination. Add some gravy, smoked paprika, and a tad splash of cream- 😺

Oh, I- errr- WE, beg thy pardon! We don’t recollect ever granted thou the glorious and grand privilege of make our acquaintance! How impolite and ungracious of us! 🙀

Must attempt try to try to do better. . . Alas! Another task to burden…[Read more]

@livingwoodchronicles

Definitely a lot deeper than mine. 😆 👍