@sam-kowal, you just made my day. Night. Whatever. That was awesome. Do one for… have you read the Wingfeather Books? Or you could do Narnia…

I have this thing with squeaky toys

An obsession, you’d call it really

If one is dropped from a friendly hand

I start acting super silly

I bounce around and wag my tail

(You did know I wasn’t human?)

If I auditioned for ‘Lassie…[Read more]

*bounces up and down and waits for someone to nominate her*

First – A modern fiction novel entitled Firefly Town. I’ll just try to put the blurb I made up here, but it’s my first time doing a blurb, and… yeah, it ain’t that great. But here it is…

“Felicity Jones’s life is ruined. Kicked out of her foster parent’s home for dropping out of college, her belief in God’s perfect…[Read more]

@dekreel The Kapeefer Anthem This should take you to it. I wrote it, and I believe Rolena declared it our anthem.

*contemplates* *decides* *keels over dead*

*pops back up*

Wonderful poem @corissa-maiden-of-praise! I think that verse is becoming more important to me, what…[Read more]

I went through a small version of this when my sister was born with Down Syndrome. Thinking I wouldn’t be good enough to help her, thinking that I should give up my writing  because it took too much time and I wasn’t good enough… it was a friend at church’s random comment that helped me get over it… “Whenever I’m…[Read more]

SO… can I have a part in the next parts??? I’m an adopted sister-elf that lives in Lothlorien, but also time travels to London a lot. I wear sort of 3 Musketeer stuff, red boots, elaborate scabbard, cloak and swooping hat. *swoops swooping hat* The Secret Lady of London, at your service.

Oh, cause I don’t have internet most days. That.

Anyways…

This. Is. AWESOME! Any Kapeefer stories are amazing!

Have you guys who run this place realized something? We have our own fan-fiction!!!

@supermonkey42 This is too hilarious… “@aratrea is definitely the best character tho. Kind of like Obi-Wan, just with a…[Read more]

Here we go. Another meme from the Secret Lady of London

@aratrea @the-real-kapeefer

@aratrea @the-real-kapeefer

So, my older brother broke his clavicle in two places last Monday skiing, and he needed surgery to fix it. My dad and I are at the hospital right now and he is in surgery as we type. It’s not dangerous or anything, but he’ll have a healing process of the incision that will be a little tough. He also can sometimes freak a little if he…[Read more]

And I will say that you should try to make the emails visually attractive. Put color in, with photos, maybe a logo for your blog, artwork, etc. Everyone likes to read something more than a page of black lines.

I’m usually attracted to an email list if I know the person and have previously read some of their work. I only have about half a dozen people I signed up for an email from. A few are friends of church that have small designing businesses, and the others are writers.

What you want to write about depends on what you’re trying to…[Read more]

This is an awesome idea! For some reason it seems like breaking-cliche for the writers to be the ones that are shunned and looked down on.

Sam has a point about how we technically could call dreaming irrational, since ration is logic, and dreaming is most usually not logic. But I defend dreaming with everything I’ve got.…[Read more]

I know a…[Read more]

I had lost everything.

I remembered the whisper breathed to me just before I left.

“When the sun sets, walk by the light of the moon.”

I fell to my knees, cover…[Read more]

She really is. Here’s another one.

“God’s already written it you know. The story of your life. To the end. He knows the plans he has for you. They’re good plans; not evil. To give you a future, and a hope.”

XD XD Life goals… I actually wrote a flash fiction based off that quote. Could I put it up in this thread, or would that be…[Read more]

“Life is the messy bits” – Letters to Juliet

“When the sun sets, walk by the light of the moon.” – Yours Truly

“A man can be a man— well and good. A son can be a son— even better. But such they are without their choice, from the moment they are born. A king must be something more. A kin…[Read more]

Doesn’t matter, you can tell me after you’ve had your dues.

You, Sam Kowal, are sentenced to three days of labor in my ice cream factory. There are three rules.

1. You must have ice cream samples as often as you like.

2. You must work at exactly the pace that…[Read more]

“The letters blurred, shifting and shaping together into one word. Run.”

“You uncap the ink bottle… and nothing happens. It strikes you as odd. Most days the bottle spouts fire or releases fairies.”

@epicaddie2 Oh yes, I am very nicely ignoring it. But you, young lady, for your involvement in this travesty of supreme rudeness… are sentenced to one year of doing nothing but reading, writing, and eating chocolate. It’s a harsh punishment I know. Call me cruel and heartless, yes.…[Read more]

@eepicaddie2 You’re a ranger, right? Whip these people and dragons in line, please. I mean, not literally whip, but yeah.

@dragon-snapper I don’t even own a beanbag, fire retardant or not, so…

@the-real-kapeefer I actually meant to make it…[Read more]

“The ink spilled onto the page, then dribbled off, revealing the three words I’d dreaded most to see.”

“So you’re telling me we’re supposed to be saving the world and all you have is a sock, a Russell Stover’s chocolate Santa, and an ink bottle?”

“The problem wasn’t that the Agency used invisible ink for their messages to me.…[Read more]