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August 14, 2018 at 10:17 pm #76140
@seekjustice It’s okay. It’s a orange fish shaped cracker that normally tastes like sort-of cheese, but they have other flavors too. I don’t know if other people eat them with cranberries or oranges. It may be weird. 😀
They have a wiki if you want to know what they look like or something. 😛
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish_(cracker)IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!
August 14, 2018 at 10:20 pm #76141@catwing I was just about to ask whether cranberries and oranges were a catwing thing or something that average people did (average people are very boring, so don’t be upset that I’m implying you’re not-average).
Ah, I see what they are. We have something very similar here, but they’re called Shapes, and are in various different shapes, depending on the flavour. As far as I know, none of them are goldfish shaped, but it seems to be more or less the same thing.
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
August 14, 2018 at 10:37 pm #76142@seekjustice I would be concerned if you thought I was average. 😉
Interesting.I’M WRAPPING UP MY CHAPTER!!! IT IS NEARLY DONE!!!
IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!
August 14, 2018 at 10:39 pm #76143No true Kapeefer could ever be average, my friend.
The chapter’s nearly done or the book?
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
August 14, 2018 at 10:57 pm #76144@seekjustice
*nods*Chapter 1. Cause I had to rewrite. *cough*
It is done now. I shall NOT go and edit it until I am done with the rest! It is not perfect but I will not touch it!!!Also,
This is how I ended it… I had to name the author of the book series they like, so I didn’t agonize over the name I just picked who she reminded me of. (Cause the author reminded me of you… for whatever reason… and I haven’t even read your books. @ethryndal )“Why did they have to go and kill the main character.” Chase said running his hand through his darker dirty blonde hair, mussing it up. “Congratulations Sarah! You broke everyone’s hearts. Are you happy now?”
“She probably is.” John said, bundling the rope into a ball. “She probably laughed as she wrote it, thinking of how many cups of reader’s tears she could get to make her coffee. She probably planned it from the beginning. Letting them make a movie to collect more.”
“Come on who would do that?” Alex asked.
“Writers.” Jack whispered.
Sighing, my head nodded. “Writers.”I just edited it! *scream* *Cry* I will not touch it tomorrow! NO TOUCH!
*recovers*
Nice ending, huh?IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!
August 14, 2018 at 11:00 pm #76145@seekjustice @catwing You two still on? I think I can read Seekjustice’s book a bit more, though I may have to leave any minute.
@seekjustice I would outline your book for you if I thought I’d be able to do a half-decent job at it. 😉
@catwing Haha, I like that ending! 😀I'm a Kapeefer 'TIL WE'RE OLD AND GREY!
www.jennaterese.comAugust 14, 2018 at 11:01 pm #76146@catwing Lovely ending, *nods enthusiastically* I approve.
DO NOT TOUCH CHAPTER ONE CATWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
August 14, 2018 at 11:06 pm #76147I’m still here 😀 Moaning and feeling sorry for myself, naturally. It’s all right, I didn’t really expect you to do all my hard work for me. *sighs* Wouldn’t it be lovely if it just appeared in a neat package though, and all I had to do was write it?
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
August 14, 2018 at 11:11 pm #76148@jenwriter17 I posted the end of chapter one and have now lefting. 😀
@seekjustice Thank you! I imagine all my readers reading it and wondering who I will kill or if I just was trying to throw them off. And then they imagining me laughing at them. It’s great! It’s amazing! I love it! This will make them have to find out! They will read all of my book! And then they will cry and wept at the end of the book and I will make tea out of it and plot more books, so I can drink more tea. I LOVE MY JOB!!!! Reader tear coffee and tea for everyone!!!MUST RESIST EDIT! *closes doc* Okay, there we go. Tomorrow I shall work on chapter 2. ^.^ Yeah!
I am now leaving to get sleep. Fare thee well friends!
IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!
August 14, 2018 at 11:14 pm #76149@catwing Farewell 😀
The tears of readers are our reward, no? There’s no point in writing if we don’t make people sob uncontrollably.
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
August 14, 2018 at 11:21 pm #76150@catwing Bye! See you soon 🙂
@seekjustice Ah, yes pre-made plots would be just lovely…Aaaand sadly, I have to leave as well. 🙁
I'm a Kapeefer 'TIL WE'RE OLD AND GREY!
www.jennaterese.comAugust 14, 2018 at 11:23 pm #76151Ah, bye…
*Australian wanders away forlornly*
(I miss you @rochellaine )
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
August 14, 2018 at 11:34 pm #76152@Catwing AHAHAHAH MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE.
THE EVIL WRITER HAS BEEN NAMED AFTER ME.
I REPEAT.
THE EVIL WRITER HAS BEEN NAMED AFTER ME.
(And for your information, despite not having read my books it’s still 100% true. My characters are stressed when I’m around.)
Thank you for that, my friend. You just inserted some much-needed laughter into an otherwise difficult day.
INTJ ➸Your friendly neighborhood mastermind. ➸https://thesarcasticelf.wordpress.com/
August 14, 2018 at 11:35 pm #76153(Oh gosh, I haven’t been on Kingdom Pen in so long… I MISS YOU, KP. #foreverloyal )
INTJ ➸Your friendly neighborhood mastermind. ➸https://thesarcasticelf.wordpress.com/
August 15, 2018 at 1:15 am #76154There’s no point in writing unless we can make people sob uncontrollably
I guess there’s no point in any of my writing, in that case. 😛 Will you be disappointed when I tell you I don’t sob uncontrollably when reading your stuff? …I just weep uncontrollably… 😉
Oh, I miss you too!!! Are you on now? I can be on for a little bit while I’m researching some legal cases. (Got to find some cases to support my arguments for tomorrow.) It’s only ten here, and I don’t have to be up until seven thirty.
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