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I DO LOVE THAT : D do you like potato news?
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
Funny enough esteemed feathered one, but the reason why I made potato news was cause I was bored XD
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
Can we just get these short stories out…?
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
… ; (
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“hm… I wonder what happens if you take the first letter of the news reports from last update? Let’s see, so we have: Potato Olympics, Riots, Evil man, Storms, and Leader captured. Well if you scramble them wound you get ‘portels’… but spelled incorrectly… maybe it’s in a dif-” – Patricia
“PATRICIA! THE VIEWERS WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT!!!!!” – Pristina
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Our final story has to do with the potato riots, begin held right outside of where Whaley is being interviewed! Here is a street view!” – Pristina
“As you see, the new quote of the year is, POTATO LIVES MATTER!” – Polly
“I love when a group of angry people stand up for what is right by walking around a city and closing off all the streets!” – Pristina
“Um… sure…” – Polly
“And tomorrow is the start of the potato olympics! So make sure to watch for that!” – Pristina
“Thank you for watching…” – Pristina
“Potato City News!” – Pristina and Polly
“Only on channel 64!” – Polly
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Onto our next story! A evil man that goes by the name of “Andrew” or @raxforge just threatened our news station!!!!!!” – Pristina
“He left the unruly comment ‘Someone has too much free time, lol’! As you can see, threatening us!” – Polly
“So if we shut down one day, it is all Andrew’s fault!!!!!!!!!!!” – Pristina
“Now we have an interviewer who has just interviewed the evil potato murder! He will be reporting to us once he is done!” – Polly
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“What a nice commercial! Now with our first story, we are going to talk about the awful storm that just hit! And how it impacted many potatoes!” – Polly’
“Uh huh! We have Pax live with a mother and daughter at their destroyed house!” – Pristina
“Pax is the nervous one, ha ha!” – Pristina
“H-hello everyone… I am joined with Paige and Paulina here… Th- their house was just destroyed by th- the storm…” – Pax
“Hey, where is Poppy?” Polly
“Oh, she blew away in the storm. Never saw her again.” – Pristina
“You are just going to smile and shrug that off???” – Polly
“We have more important things” – Pristina
“Mommy! Look! I am famous!!!!!” – Paige
“Is there anything y-you would like to tell the camera?” – Pax
“My daddy died :)” – Paige
“Oh my…” Polly
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“But what does-” – tv potato
“BUT WHAT DOES IT DO YOU SAY?! I actually don’t know… But buy it now!!!!!!!!!!!! We just want your money!!!!!!!!” – Commercial Potato guy
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Have you ever been so bored at home that you don’t even know what the word fun is?!” – Commercial Potato guy
“Yeah!” – tv potato
“Well than you’re in luck! Introducing…. THE GARDEN SPADE!” – Commercial Potato guy
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Good morning! Welcome back to Potato news 64! I am Polly! And I am here with Pristina!” – Polly
“Yes! Our last host, Phill, was… taken care of.” – Pristina
“They didn’t like how he yelled at Patricia so much, especially since she IS the boss’ daughter!” – Polly
“Heh… like I would ever yell at Patrica…” – Pristina
“Well we have a lot of interesting sorties this morning! Including the upcoming Potato Olympics!” – Polly
“Right you are Polly! The stories we have today are: Riots break out to stop the carnage of potato eating, evil man threatens our news station, storm left many people homeless and horse-less, and the leader of the potato eating cult has just been arrested! So stayed tuned! Right after this message!”
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
*Potatoes who saw that begin to scream*
“AHHHHHH” – Phill, Pristina, Patrica, Patrick, Poppy, and Peter
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Man, I can’t believe Patrica. She is sooo annoying.” – Phill
“I know right?! I just wish the boss would fire her.” – Pristina
“You know that were still live, right?” – Peter
“wait… what?!” – Phill.
“AH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE SCREENS!” – Pristina
“We’re being hacked!!!!!!” – Phill
“Whatever…” – Peter
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)