Potato reporter

@theducktator

“I would like to, for the first time, formally address the Duck Queen! I am so glad you have been supporting the potato nation! And have even help the amazing news station! That is why today, we are going to extend our hand, and ask that we be more than allies, but friends!

And we are going to supply aid to you and all of your…[Read more]

@keilah-h

oki doki!

@rae
YAY

@keilah-h

Okay, I was planing to! I am just not sure what to write about in this world… Should I just try, then edit it/rewrite it till it is good enough? I guess so, huh?

@koshka

I lost brain cells trying to understand that chart XD

@rae

Hey, if you would not mind me joining… could I also participate? It would give me an excuse to work on my art skills… and I do need to get better…

So if ur okay with me joining, than I would vote B

But if no, than just forget this

“What a glorious speech! I am sure all of those dreams will come true!” – Petunia

“Nothing could ever go wrong!” – Palmer

“What other news do we have? Oh yes, Piper is being let go! We don’t know why, but here is a potato, definitely not a squirrel dressed up AS a potato!” – Palmer

“We… air letting hair… go…” – ???

“What was your nam…[Read more]

“Next story! There is a new potato president, she has won the election, her name is Phoebe Pérez!!!! We welcome President Phoebe to office! Here was her speech:” – Palmer

“I am honored to be here, I am truly honored! It has been my dream, ever since I was a little girl, to make Potato Nation a place where potatoes can sleep peacefully, where…[Read more]

“Indeed! The infamous Potato muncher has just escaped custody! And is on the run, here is what the potato police say what happened!” – Petunia

“Ya see, I was walking by her cell, when I peered in and she was gone!” – Perchick (the police potato)

“Heres how we assumed she escaped, there was that murder right? Well she used that as an escape me…[Read more]

“Soon, Great Pastabilities will be opening for business! It is a vegan, gluten free, cruelty free Pasta brand which will produce macaroni and cheese without products which could potentially harm anyone or anything!

The Grand Opening will be at 9:00 am March 18th 2025 in the Mall on Main Street, where we’ve found a location where Cinnabon used t…[Read more]

“Welcome back to Potato City News!” – Palmer

“As you can see, we were very busy with a murder! But we are so back!” – Petunia

“Well our first news of the day… a new VEGAN, gluten free, Mac n Cheese place!!!!” – Palmer

“Yuppers! Here is all the info the owner has given us, and we are even going to be interviewing her soon!” – Petunia

“No one else is the killer! It has to be you!” – Petunia

“I would hate to argue with Petunia, but I think it is Pax!” – Patricia

“Well it was majority vote, and that means… PAISLEY IS THE KILLER!” – Polly

“Wai- wait! I can explain! I can-” – Paisley

“Yes, explain why… you murdered Poppy and Pristina!” – Pax

“YUP! She was my accomplice!” -…[Read more]

@theducktator

OH MY AVOCADO SHE DID!!!!! I AM SO SORRY I WILL WRITE AS SOON AS I CAN!!!!!!

@theducktator

I know, I am waiting for Sarah 🙁

@keilah-h

*slowly backs away, and shoves a bunch of weapons in a closet*

Hm… I am not sure…

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@freed_and_redeemed

are you not the one with the nazi character? or is that someone else?

If you are… here have this for when you shoot him:

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@keilah-h

Yeah… also about the writing thing. My sister talked to me about it and I have decided I am not going to give! But I am restarting with my Kingdom of Kaimor and other stories.

@ellette-giselle

thank you. And yes, I was surprised to see how cute a baby snail was.

@ellette-giselle

I am so sorry for being so mean… I have an apology gift for you…

It is a baby snail… please forgive me…  I didn’t mean ALL soccer players are jerks… but all of my “team”mates were 🙁

@whalekeeper

okay…

@whalekeeper

I guess you’re right….

@ellette-giselle

Sorry… I was only annoyed when you assumed I would get annoyed… AM I JUST THAT PREDICTABLE  😭😭 I have a problem… you are right.. I rage too much, I don’t give people fair chances… I am too narcissistic!  just by typing this I am drawing attention to myself… UGH!!!!!!!!!