Ruth

@bilbo-baggins

Woah. You’ve thrown the questions back at me. My flabbers have been gasted.

1. Green

2. Yah

3. I personally like electrons because I can.

4. I have an evil pet, a destroyer of all that’s good and happy. She is the big, the bad, the bully, the Willow. This evil feline creeps upon those dwelling in peaceful places and obliterates…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle @koshka

Any clarification on what this was?

@power

(I promise I’m sugar free and taste awfully awful!)

But are you gluten free? CONSIDER THE SOULS WITH CELIAC, GOOD MAN!

@power

AAAAAAHH I KNOW!!

@ANYONEWHOISTHEKPCOPS!!!!!!

*A set of cufflinks puff into existence* *I brandish them menacingly*

Wait, did Reagan say I’m going to be part of the KP police force? Huh.

Ehhh, I could arrest intruders. But where’s the fun in that? Intruders are much more exciting than people who knock at the door like any common Joe.

@bilbo-baggins

Noice quote.

Thank.

Can I ask you a bunch of questions even though I totally don’t know you?

What is your favorite color?

Do you like candles?

Do you like protons or electrons better?

Did you know Frodo fell over 30 times in the LOTR movies?

Do you have pets? (rocks and leaves count as pets)

Do you have any animal characters?…[Read more]

@liskaboyce

You have no idea how excited we’ve been for this day. XD New KPers! Hello, hello!

I am Whaley. Jack-of-all-hobbies-and-interests, master of none. Although I fully intend to become an expert-level thereminist someday. That will definitely happen. (This is definitely not sarcasm.)

I like thrifting for cool knick-knacks, like old n…[Read more]

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! 🙀

🚨 INTRUDER ALERT!!! 🚨 INTRUDER ALERT!!!🚨

@ANYONEWHOISTHEKPCOPS!!!!!!

THERE’S SOMEONE I DONT RECOGNIZE!?!?!?

EAT ME LAST!!! 🙏🙏🙏

@bilbo-baggins

Methinks.

VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION!!!

. . . Um, I mean, congratulations! 😜

@bilbo-baggins

Hello!! We have been awaiting your arrival! Welcome to Kingdom Pen, the land of writing and chatting and much goofing off.

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

I am Whaley. I… don’t know what to say about myself. I haven’t done this in a while. Other…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Hm. I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean. Cause I’m a complete stranger. I’ve never texted a Bilbo in my life.

@ellette-giselle

last but not least…. planning my wedding….. 🫢

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!🥳🥳🥳

Hello hello! I’m so glad you’ve gotten on KP at last!

I’m Ellette! I’m an author if fantasy, dystopian, and Historical fiction for middle grade, YA, and adults. I am also the owner of a publishing company, a content editor, and an artist/graphic designer.

What are some of your top favorite books?

If you could be siblings with any book charact…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

Please do! I was unaware that the search for the mods had continued!

@whalekeeper

Wonderful!

@theducktator

Haha! Thank you! ☺️ I’m just so, so happy to be able to keep KP up and going!

Awesome saaauuuuce. Thanks for finding Reagan’s email! Koshka and I joined a video call with him the other day and this was one of the first things we wanted to fix.

I must say, we must have surprised him and his wife. Indeed, they said they weren’t aware of our existence.

There was much discussion. Koshka and I will have to make a post about everything.

@bilbo-baggins

Hi Bilbo! Funny seeing you here. I’m Beth, and I can also say I’ve never completed a novel. Sigh *violin music*

Those are really cool things! I love dystopia, and bees, and nutella and I also love Jesus and LOTR!

Nice to meet you!!

also you’re welcome!

@ellette-giselle he did and got nothing. He might not apply again though, idk.