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@bilbo-baggins @power

That Mongoose has offended Bilbo, thus I must have roasted mongoose tonight 😔

@power

Ha! Thanks!

@ellette-giselle

Oh wait yes I’m sorry 😭 I shall be calm. *exhale* I shall think of tea and kittens.

@whalekeeper

I know!!!! It’s crazy!

Glad to see you back, @Power

@beth-torres

@power

don’t overwhelm the poor girl! Lol!

@power

Ahhh! The Black Mongoose! I’ve missed his wonderful posts

@bilbo-baggins

I like to write fantasy

Is there perhaps a project you are working on? If so, what is it about? Tell us your secrets.

I have fifty spoons.

And yes, I recently acquired these two little rascals.

@power

It all depends on if she is allergic or not!

Ah, yes. I see.

I’m also kinda like a cat, so maybe I can scare her away with my fuzz and dandruff? I’ll have to go shake out a couple blankets! 😼⬛️

I…. I… I… YOU’VE SCARED ME. I’M EVACUATING THE KINGDOM. *jumps off boat and gets eaten by a guppy*

@bilbo-baggins

First, I want to sincerely apologize for my dear brats brattiness. 🙄 (He’s now in his cage, so there shouldn’t be any more verbal vomit. . . at least for tonight.)

It’s indeed a please to make such an esteemed writer acquaintance. I have spent quiet a few hours enjoying your autobiography. If there is anything I can do for you in…[Read more]

This is happifying. I officially have -3 braincells. *explodes.*

I’m going to have a heart attack

@ellette-giselle

I’ve gotten about 20+ accounts up and running!!

TWENTY PLUS?!?

Or I could drool?

RABIES!!!! 🧟‍♂️

@linus-smallprint

That’s awesome! Must be fun, getting hired for an artist’s gig. 😜 I like the idea of illustrating a children’s book. There’s so much room for creativity.

What reading level is it?

@beth-torres

It all depends on if she is allergic or not!

If yes, then yes.

If no, the no.

Simple! 😁

(I’m also kinda like a cat, so maybe I can scare her away with my fuzz and dandruff? I’ll have to go shake out a couple blankets! 😼)

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

@whalekeeper I for one can not, will not, and SHALL NOT sympathize, empathy, or. . . OR MODERNIZE!!!

As a much wiser (but not a third as good looking! 😸) fellow mongoose once said, “Where hobbitses abound, Orcs are to be found!” . . . T…[Read more]

@theducktator

I probably messaged a dozen different emails trying to find the mods. 😂 Ellette happened to find the right one when KP went down temporarily. But we didn’t contact Reagan further until the other day, when I asked Ellette if she could find his contact again. We probably could have done this sooner, but life is busy.

I or Koshka will…[Read more]

@bilbo-baggins

Woah. You’ve thrown the questions back at me. My flabbers have been gasted.

1. Green

2. Yah

3. I personally like electrons because I can.

4. I have an evil pet, a destroyer of all that’s good and happy. She is the big, the bad, the bully, the Willow. This evil feline creeps upon those dwelling in peaceful places and obliterates…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle @koshka

Any clarification on what this was?