Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin

@nova21

Got a problem with Cheeto factories?

@kathleenramm

I would try to steal his epic hat, but after I did so, he would probably steal my beanie baby collection, And lock me in a Cheeto factory.

But before all that, I would suggest that he buy the Bounty paper-towels over the Scott brand, because it’s the quicker-picker-upper.

@anatra23

SUUURPRISSE!!!

Happy birthday, and Welcome to the kingdom pen forum, in case you didn’t already know, I am the host of this party, although it didn’t go completely according to plan…. I’m glad to have you here.

want some fruit from my epic fruit bowl? And here is your birthday present.

What’s it called when someone gets salt thrown…[Read more]

@elfwing @daisy-torres

I think the forum moderator can delete posts….

But it should be fine.

oh wait i need to add a joke…..

JOKE!

@sparksaraabbott11 Yup. Got that right.

RULE UPDATES

1. Introduce yourself one at a time

2.  The “lol”s must come naturally. So you know what that means….

3. WAIT FOR THEM TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES FIRST!!!! It’s a surprise party after all

@e-k-seaver @devastate-lasting @nova21 @ribbonash @lydia-s  @issawriter7 @daisy-torres @sparksaraabbott11 @abigail-m @mkfairygirl  @elfwing [Read more]

@elfwing
Stop whistling innocently and hit her with the stick already. SHE CAN’T KNOW. SHE CAN’T.

Good idea.

RULE UPDATE: ONE AT A TIME PEOPLE.

I’ll add these rules to the main topic.

@daisy-torres

To be honest, I wasn’t too sure about the sound of that cookie recipe either. I just didn’t say anything to be nice. Let me know when you think of a new recipe to bring to the party. And maybe test it first this time?

Oh yeah, keep that cheesy joke in the bag. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

@gracie-j @sparksaraabbott11 @writerlexi1216 @devastate-lasting @joy-caroline

Okay everybody, that was a great practice round. Put away all your foods and gifts and sweep up the confetti.  We can’t exactly all come out and yell “SURPRISE” when they haven’t even walked into the room yet sooooooooo. Remember, I said the next HUMAN to join the…[Read more]

@sparksaraabbott11

I’m glad you think so.

@sparksaraabbott11

epic.

@nova21

You would make a good donkey indeed.

10 DIFFERENT ICE CREAM FLAVORS!!!!!

You are preeetty epic if I do say so myself. Consider yourself a part of the epic club

@elfwing

Oh yeah wadda you know, I just remembered I went to Canada once, I remember the sun didn’t set till 11:00 at night and honey nut cheerios tasted different… that’s what I remember from Canada

And you guys really love your maple leaves don’t you? like the Wendy’s had a maple leaf instead of an apostrophe’.

Culture shock.

Also, I have no idea why the format of my last post looks all weird, and it wont let me edit it because I refreshed the page :/

@writerlexi1216

I appreciate the lack of smoke, very thoughtful of you.                                                                                            And I never even considered that the next person to join the forum could be something other than human! that would be quite the predicament.

@typewriter77