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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Cheesy Jokes (Writer's Edition) in the forum General Writing Discussions 5 years, 4 months ago
Okay, new joke of the day,
So there’s a duck and everyone thinks this duck is the best novel writer to ever exist. BUT there’s another duck and everyone thinks IT’S the best novel writer to ever exist. Ya know what they call that?
A paraducks.
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Cheesy Jokes (Writer's Edition) in the forum General Writing Discussions 5 years, 4 months ago
Okay. Another.
How did the rock climber end his chapter?
With a cliffhanger!
Heh.
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin started the topic Cheesy Jokes (Writer's Edition) in the forum General Writing Discussions 5 years, 4 months ago
What does Stephen King eat when he wants a cheesy snack?
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A Cheez-IT
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Okay, I’ll see myself out now.
Write your cheesy writerly jokes below.
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic What is your Dream Writing Spot? in the forum Topic of the Week 5 years, 8 months ago
I would like to write somewhere deep and dark. Like a deep and dark cave. Why? ‘Cause I feel ALIVE down here.
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Who is your Favorite Protagonist? What Made you Like them so Much? in the forum Topic of the Week 5 years, 8 months ago
Percy Jackson’s got nothin’ on Shrek.
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Who is your Favorite Protagonist? What Made you Like them so Much? in the forum Topic of the Week 5 years, 8 months ago
Butterscotch blondies? Okay, I’ll take one of those. *joins the outstretched hands* Do you happen to have any chocolate peanut butter no-bake cookies? I really could go for one of those right now. Not being ungrateful or anything. Just sayin’. No, don’t look so offended! I love your butterscotch blondies. They’re great. I just… like…[Read more]
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Who is your Favorite Protagonist? What Made you Like them so Much? in the forum Topic of the Week 5 years, 8 months ago
Nothing much, just spying on Leon Fleming.
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Who is your Favorite Protagonist? What Made you Like them so Much? in the forum Topic of the Week 5 years, 8 months ago
Shrek
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic A Language for Kingdom Pen in the forum General Writing Discussions 5 years, 10 months ago
Alright! What’s been going on with the language? Did I miss anything? Anything I can do to help? I’m tired of speaking English. 🙁
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Ideas, Cherry Soda Bottles, and Time Warping Inspiration, ETC in the forum General Writing Discussions 5 years, 10 months ago
Okay, what about this? The main character creates two different universes. In one universe, the love interest helps him become a better person. In the other one, the love interest dies, and then he just continues down a downward spiral into evilness. Evil James goes to the other parallel universe and commits a crime (preferably a…[Read more]
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Hi!! I'm new to Kingdom Pen:) in the forum Start HERE 5 years, 11 months ago
@michelle
WRONG The correct answer is Shrek 3!
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic I Must Say Hello! in the forum Start HERE 5 years, 11 months ago
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic Hi!! I'm new to Kingdom Pen:) in the forum Start HERE 5 years, 11 months ago
What’s up?
Welcome to the forum.
In your opinion, which one is better? How to Train Your Dragon or Toy Story?
(There is a correct answer so choose wisely)
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic I have come. in the forum Start HERE 5 years, 11 months ago
@devastate-lasting
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic I have come. in the forum Start HERE 5 years, 11 months ago
@devastate-lasting
I haven’t actually watched many just pokemon and death note but right now I’m watching Full Metal Alchemist.Have any recommendations?
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic I have come. in the forum Start HERE 5 years, 11 months ago
@devastate-lasting
I don’t really have a specific style of art, but I mostly draw characters from anime or just copy someone else’s art.YES, I LOVE SMASH BROS!
I also enjoy Zelda Breath Of The Wild and Pokemon.
hmmm, this really out of character for me Mabey I should stop…
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic I have come. in the forum Start HERE 5 years, 11 months ago
@devastate-lasting
I’m liking the amount of martial artists around here.And I’m a guy, btw.
I think a few other people were confused too.
Oh no. O_0
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic A Language for Kingdom Pen in the forum General Writing Discussions 5 years, 11 months ago
@lrc
Greetings LRCMedieval England, huh? ‘Round about the 14oos? Interesting, that.
What’s it like over there? Can you teach me how to time travel too? It would be very beneficial, I would think, for
spyingresearch, you know?I’m curious, what time periods are your HF set in?
I always wanted to write Historical Fiction. But writing HF…[Read more]
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Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin replied to the topic A Language for Kingdom Pen in the forum General Writing Discussions 5 years, 11 months ago
So I’m a Royal Linguist now!
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What does that mean??
I have no idea what I signed up for…
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