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March 18, 2024 at 11:48 pm #178063
Salivations Trivial Highlyness, The Duckytator, Supreme Dictator of All Duckies and Loathsome Foe of All Delicious Fried Ducky Consumers 🍗,
Unfortunately, we still haven’t heard that title, especially the last part. (I only read it 😸)
Also, we are extremely disgruntled, irked, and vexed by thy blatantly disgracious refusal to not smooch our pristinely pure paw! (We do bath it twice every month! . . . most of the time. 🐾🚿)
But, since WE are patiently gracious, we will pardon thy awful, abhorrent, and atrocious actions on the grounds that, to our knowledge, duckies don’t have lips. . . 🦆
Anyhoo, may thy socks be holeless, 🧦
Your Humble Servant,
His Royal Immensely Benevolent Lowness, the Black Mongoose! May His Tail Always Be Shiney!
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p.s. This is all meant in good spirit and jest.
Power 😉
You will love what you spend time with.
March 19, 2024 at 10:07 pm #178086Your Royal Immensely Benevolent Lowness, the Black Mongoose! May Your Tail Always Be Shiney! Indeed, it is most difficult to kiss something when one has a bill, instead of lips. I do thank thee for pardoning my ungraciousness in refusing to kiss thy paw. However, I do have certain standards of cleanliness, which a twice a month bath doesn’t meet.
May thou never step in a puddle after putting on fresh socks!
Most sincerely, Her Imperial Highness, The Ducktator, Supreme Ruler of All Ducks and Enemy of All Who Eat Duck.
p.s. This is all meant in good spirit and jest.
I figured. 🙂
🎵How many toes does a fish have, and how many wings on a cow? I wonder, yup, I wonder!🎵
May 21, 2024 at 1:27 pm #179823Greetings Ducktator, Abigail, Abby, ruler of the ducks, welcome to Kingdom Pen! *Que the sound of trumpets* I am terribly sorry about the late welcome to our land, for I have been traveling and have only recently gotten back. I am TheLoonyOne, or you may call my loony and I will make sure that the rubber ducks in my bathroom know who they are to answer to now. Anyway… hi! How long have you danced for? And how long have you loved the ducks for?
A little bit about me, I’m a Christian, teen homeschooler who likes to write, surprise surprise. I have a lot of different hobbies and am not too great at any of them; writing, art (mostly just pencil drawing, although I’m starting to get into digital art too), music, watching way too many movies, and I’ve recently gotten into filmmaking. I also do a little musical theater. And somehow I don’t think I have ever written someone I know into something of mine, which is kind of strange.
Some newbie questions for you!
1. Favorite thing you have written?
2. Stranded on an island. If you like music, what are five songs or five albums that you would want to have if you were stranded on an island? Basically top five, whether through quality or sentiment.
3. Stranded on an island but five books.
4. Favorite movies or tv shows?
5. If you could make any activity an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance of winning a medal for?
Welcome to Kingdom Pen, again! I hope to see you around!
May 21, 2024 at 4:27 pm #179834Hi! I’ve been dancing for about 6 years now, and just performed in my 6th recital. I’ve loved ducks for as long as I can remember. Musical theater is cool! I’ve thought about trying it, but I’d have to give up dance. I answered the rest of your questions in your return topic, so you can see them there. I’m sorry for the clunky way this response is formatted. I’m on a trip right now, and have to use a phone instead of a computer.
🎵How many toes does a fish have, and how many wings on a cow? I wonder, yup, I wonder!🎵
May 21, 2024 at 7:03 pm #179850Oh yeah, KP is a pain on a phone. But don’t worry, it reads just fine! Do you do any dance other than ballet? I’m doing some beginner tap and jazz right now
May 21, 2024 at 7:05 pm #179851I’m only allowed to take 2 classes a week and ballet is my favorite. If I could take a few more classes, I would probably try jazz or tap.
🎵How many toes does a fish have, and how many wings on a cow? I wonder, yup, I wonder!🎵
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