You spoke highly of me. Why have you suddenly decided to challenge me to a duel?

*Grasps coupe-ongles*

A fortnight ago, by happenstance, I stumbled back upon my old, abandoned village here in the Kingdom of Pen. As I gazed upon the empty landscape, run-down buildings, and the sun sinking into the horizon, something wasn’t quite right. In fact, there was something terribly wrong. The same feeling you get when you go on a roadtrip, and then wonder…[Read more]

Contrary to popular belief, I actually DO write from time to time. And it’s actually REALLY GOOD. No cap. Like, Tolkien’s got nothing on me. C.S. Lewis? He came back from the dead JUST to get my autograph. And Shakespeare has been real quiet ever since I have started writing. And that’s a FACT.

Anywaaaays. I’m gonna…[Read more]

Thanks for helping me understand a bit better!

Also, sorry if I sounded a bit “un-gracious” there, but I guess what I meant wasn’t anything against the author, but the story. (I’m also a terrible writer, and it would indeed be bad news for me if the notion of improvement didn’t exist). So to rephrase: If the characters, world, an…[Read more]

@trahia-the-minstrel

True. True. I actually liked the three introductions when I first read it too. I thought it was a deliberate poke at all the fantasy clichés. I hoped the story would be a somewhat fun yet heartfelt parody of the common fantasy stories. However, the rest of…[Read more]

I have written quite a few escape scenes in my lifetime (the very nature of my stories require it to be so), and cliche escape scenes are one of my pet peeves in stories, so I think that I have a few tips that I can help you with.
First, what constitutes a “bad escape scene”?
1. It’s super easy, and it makes the villain look weak
2. It’s…[Read more]

you didn’t have to cross the “better than a comedian” part out. I’ll take that compliment proudly.

Thanks for the story, the yoda quote, and tips. But honestly, time isn’t my problem. I have several hours of free time a day where I just lay down and stare up at the sky and contemplate my life and daydream about what could have…[Read more]

And thanks for your blessing. I’ll need it.

That said, I only like Attack on Titan.

And maybe Full Metal Alchemist.

And To Your Eternity.

And Erased.

And Death Note.

And The Promised Neverland.

And Your Lie In April.

And Hunter X Hunter.

But other than that, there definitely isn’t any…[Read more]

Okay. I’m going back to the gym now. This was way too much nerdy book stuff for one day.

IT’S LEG DAY BABY LEZZ GOOOO!

Hello folks. It’s time to crush some hearts and dreams.

I’ve been around this forum long enough to notice that The Wingfeather Saga is somewhat of a staple favorite among this community. Right up there with Narnia and Lord of…[Read more]

I’ll let you believe whatever you want. 🙂

I’ll give you a hint.

Between ages 5-30

Hope that narrows it down a little bit.

you’re welcome.

your life fell apart? Aww, man. Dude, I can relate. One time, I was making a sandwich. It was gonna be a really good sandwich ya know? With ham. turkey? I think probably some salami as well. What kind of cheese? Probably some cheddar. We didn’t have any mayo. So I went to put some mustard on it, as you do. And as I was pouring,…[Read more]

It’s how dum people spell dum.

As you may have noticed, I haven’t been posting on the forum lately.

This is due to a sudden change in my life. It’s a very personal topic, so I’m uncomfortable speaking of it. However it must be speaked of. I can’t keep quiet any longer.

I am now a certified gym bro.

And the truth is, at times my muscles are too big to reach the…[Read more]

Thanks bro, what’s you swags status?

Yeah, you wouldn’t want to know me now.

Now all I do is worry about my swag.

Why the story I wrote when I was 8, and not a more recent story? Well, 8 years was when I peaked. Ever since then, both my writing and my cuteness declined. My face is kinda like cryptocurrency sometimes. Meaning, it goes up in value, down in value, and Elon Musk wants to send…[Read more]

“Did you really think that you could keep this from Mirabelle forever? When we met that night-”

“WHY ARE YOU HERE You were never suppose to come back, you had all the chipotle you could ask for!

Mirabelle and I whirled towards the pantry in the corner of the kitchen.

Standing in the pantry was a figure feasting the last raspberry Poptart.

 The jenga tower collapsed and blocks tumbled across the coffee table and blasted me in the face (which had a very demoralized expression on it).

“What, I won? I WON!” My sister jumped up and pumped her fists in the air, acting like she wasn’t the one who had cheated.

Even though it was a fictional comedy, and I was like 8.

I’m still salty.

I don’t write as much as I should, but when I do, I usually write comedy, horror, adventure, action and…

Bakery?

(If you’re confused, don’t worry so am I.)

What’s your most unpopular writing opinion?

Greetings and salutations.

Welcome to this epic forum.

Questions:

1: What other anime do you watch besides Hiakyuu? My favorites are Death note, Erased and Attack On Titan

2: Don’t like pineapple on pizza.