The Ducktator

It’s a song called Cows by Sandra Boynton.

I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don’t be a moron
You’d better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you’re no clown
Everybody wise up!

Good time
To learn some grammar
Now, did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It’s “less” or it’s “fewer”
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer

Okay, now here’s the deal
I’ll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with the nomenclature
You’ll learn the definitions
Of nouns and prepositions
Literacy’s your mission
And that’s why I think it’s a

🎵Cows, we’re remarkable cows
And wherever we go, it’s a fabulous show
Oh you know we are cows
That’s right, we’re cows
Such remarkable cows
We can sing very low
We can dance in a row
We are lovely and slow, oh, oh
Yes, you know we are cows🎵

Alpha, I’m not sure who you are, but don’t.