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@whalekeeper

Celarent

Those were terrible reasons to not teach. “Why does she work here if she won’t teach us anything?”

@whalekeeper

So you aren’t ugly. You just don’t care for my questions. *raises eyebrow* I shall have to guess. Scared of COVID? Hiding from the police? Part of a circus?

Did you agree to go out with any of these random strangers? Are you married? If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why?

@whalekeeper

Stares at the interviewer for a long time until they get the gist] “…Cosmetics.”

*stares back* So you’re ugly then.

*peers back at meme topic* Have you ever had a stranger ask you on a date?

@esther-c

I just realized I forgot to reply here.😬 Good section!

Hallie just wanted to be dateless for the rest of high school just to spite Katrina.

*snorts* Take out the first “just” though.

@whalekeeper

Ewwwwww.

@the_lost-journal

Cool! We do confirmations too, but don’t change our names.

@whalekeeper

Ewww, you’re holding it?! Slugs are cute, but they’re so slimy!

@whalekeeper

Ugh. Praying!

My dad is home now!

@the_lost-journal

Congratulations!!! Wait, so do Catholics add a saint name to their name after confirmation?

XD

@whalekeeper

Sorry I disappeared. School happened.

Celarent

Celarent glared. If Teacher caught him glitterizing her office, he’d be expelled.

“Celarent, you fly?” Marcel hovered above him.

“I’m an Airlyn.” Celarent rose up and joined Marcel. “What is our teacher doing in a tree?”

@beth-torres

Wow, I disappeared for a month. Sorry. School’s out now though.

Ryla

Ryla placed the cookies back in her bag. “I don’t think there are universe ending objects around here.” She turned away from the wall and took a few steps backward.

@whalekeeper

Hm. Well, I hope their trip goes well regardless of the vehicle used.

I don’t know if they would rent another or just stay an extra few days, but hopefully the latter.

@whalekeeper

Also sort of a cool experience

Yes! After I got over the initial shock, I was trying to figure out which character this could happen to. XD

Is the car fixable?

I think so. But they live in Illinois, and they were supposed to go back Monday, so I don’t know that it would be fixed in time for that. Also, we were counting on an extra car…[Read more]

@the_lost-journal

I know most of you guys (or almost all) aren’t christian

I think you mean not Catholic. XD

Tomorrow! Saturday, May 27, 2025, EST at 5:00 p.m. I AM GETTING CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 *hands you cake*

“Kepha”!!!! Yup! I know! I was soooo secretive! Nobody could guess what my real name was! Save the appla…

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@the_lost-journal

It was storming, and a tree had fallen into the road. We hit the tree, and kind of spun. The front of the car is banged up, and one of the front wheels is severely damaged.

Wait, that was supposed to be on the Chat Chat…

@the_lost-journal

We’re all okay! Grandpa’s car isn’t though.

I lived though, don’t worry.

Guys, I was in a car accident!

@whalekeeper

*makes mental note to interview Barnes about this*

@whalekeeper

*gasp* WHAT.