Potato reporter

@ellette-giselle

thank you. And yes, I was surprised to see how cute a baby snail was.

@ellette-giselle

I am so sorry for being so mean… I have an apology gift for you…

It is a baby snail… please forgive me…  I didn’t mean ALL soccer players are jerks… but all of my “team”mates were 🙁

@whalekeeper

okay…

@whalekeeper

I guess you’re right….

@ellette-giselle

Sorry… I was only annoyed when you assumed I would get annoyed… AM I JUST THAT PREDICTABLE  😭😭 I have a problem… you are right.. I rage too much, I don’t give people fair chances… I am too narcissistic!  just by typing this I am drawing attention to myself… UGH!!!!!!!!!

@ellette-giselle

ha ha ha…. a “bad” experience is a little under exaggerated…. I had the worst time of my life in soccer. But it is nice you had a good time ig…. also you can not really take a hint… I was clearly venting out my trauma that I have from soccer and the reason I hate it… because I never have done so to anyone else… this…[Read more]

Hello whom ever cares

But I think I might just quit writing. I am not very good exceptional at it. My writing is bland, a brick wall has more depth than my characters. My story lines make no sense, and my pacing is faster than sonic the hedgehog.

@ellette-giselle

soccer IS the worst sport…. It kinda is really boring XD and like everyone who plays it is a jerk. And don’t forget how the rules make no sense, or how it is really painful…. or how if you miss to block a goal someone calls you an awful name… or the fact on how you are the reason why it is all your fault why the team lost,…[Read more]

“where did they go?”

Me: Where did they go?

Everyone else: We don’t know.

Me: Could they be there?

Loopylin: not there.

Someone else: That is a pear.

Me: Where did they go?

(These are two Haikus! I made them myself! A Haiku is a form of poem where the first sentence has five syllables, the second has seven, and the third has five again.…[Read more]

@keilah-h

lol, I was thinking of making it a poem and calling it “google search” but maybe later XD

How do you cure bored?

Happiest potato ever

Best potatoes for the world

who is the most evil potato?

What do bones taste like?

OOPS,…. this isn’t google is it?

@keilah-h @theducktator

Here is the fixed version!

Quacking with you

Why do ducks suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Quacking with you
Why do ducks fly in the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Quacking with you
On the day that you were born the duck king got together
And decided to…

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@keilah-h

oop, rip XD

@theducktator

This is a parody version of (barely anything has changed) of Close To You.

It is called, Quaking with you

Why do ducks suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Quaking with you
Why do ducks fly in the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Quaking with you
On the day that you were…[Read more]

@theducktator

Idk

@keilah-h

Oh, yeah. Hopefully she doesn’t have any issues!

@esther-c

Ik! I am so excited!

@jonas

Yes. I wish more moderators were active.

@esther-c

Lol, you’re fine! And you are lucky that has never happened for you!

@keilah-h

Lol, yeah! My fave bugs are the dung beetle, scarab beetle, lady bug, and the praying mantis! In conclusion, I like beetles XD

You?

@linus-smallprint @ellette-giselle @hybridlore @raxforge @keilah-h @rae @whalekeeper@loopylin @theshadow @arcticanimals @theducktator and @liberty @esther-c @highscribeofaetherium @jonas @grcr

Everyone I can think of! I just got a random person I met on YouTube to join Kingdom pen!!!!! She is a Christian writer! Just like us!!!!! We met in the…[Read more]

@keilah-h
They are no more than the dung beetles treasure XD

(Dung beetles are one of my fav animals!)

@keilah-h

yeah… and I don’t think many people really “agree” with it…🤢