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@Corissa-maiden-of-praise NO PROBLEM SHEESH YOU SOUND BUSY! Wow. 😛 I wish you very well with all that stuff.

@Corissa-Maiden-of-Praise Uhhh…sorry. I think I missed something. XD I was laughing about what you said about the eccentric mentors… 😛
British and Southern seriously WOULD be a cool combination though, now that you mention it. 😀

Hi @Livylynn! Great to have you here. 😀

@catwing Chosen One the younger? XD

@Daeus Sounds good.

@Seekjustice I haven’t read that particular version, but if it had those info dumps you mentioned, it probably wasn’t abridged. 😉
Officially obsessed, I know what that’s like. And the musical yes. I haven’t seen it, but I love lots of the songs.
And which movie is that? The 2012 one of the musical? Haven’t seen that either, but know about it.…[Read more]

@catwing I’m signing off now. I wrote 636…not particularly great seeing as I had an hour…but meh. It’s a dry chapter. And that was a pun…because well, they’re in the desert. HAHAHAHAHA!

Enjoy your scratching post. 😛

@Daeus Ah, so I see. Thanks.

@catwing Yes, jokes. That’s it. I tell jokes about taking over kingdoms. Most of my Wise Jesterness (that’s totally a word) is in my vast knowledge, but I’m also hired to weave stories and cause trouble. 🙂

@catwing Why, melting of course.

@catwing Yes, right. Why does everyone keep questioning me? XD Let’s see… Juggling. Depends on if you count tossing two things (erasers or baseballs) between hands juggling. Otherwise, not really. I’m not your typical jester, you see.

@that_writer_Girl_99 Heh…I think now would be a good time for you to mentor the chosen one… 😉
jk
@catwing Sorry sorry. Here, take this. *hands you a lovely pole for scratching with*

@livylynn Hi hi and hi! Welcome to our realm on the internets! I’m Dragon Snapper and perhaps you’ve noticed that I melt chairs. Why and how that came about…I…[Read more]

@catwing *puts hands behind back and innocently watches you* Um, nothing, Knight in Shining Armor. *innocent smile*

@catwing *melts random chair that you were using as a scratching post*

@michael-stanton You’re Dark Overlord? Like as in Dark Evil Overlord Stanton from LKD?

*melts*

That is too awesome…too awesome…

Chosen One of Three? You make the calls, oh Dark Overlord. *shrugs, then decides that’s probably not sufficient* *hands you coffee with soy ice cream*

@shannon

AKA kid

@catwing *raises brow* Yeah…like burning chairs, except yours is tens times as friendly.

@catwing I’ll join you!

Welcome to the Kingdom @LivyLynn!! Super stoked to have you here. 😀 Ah, yes. Those spam boxes are quite evil in some ways, aren’t they? 😜 Hope to see you around!

Welcome to KP! *glances around to make sure no one is listening* *whispers* Are you interested in taking over this kingdom?

@clairec My novels usually run around 80,000, even though I am late. But of course, 50,000 to 100,000 plus is fine too. An author said to me once that the word count doesn’t matter too much though, it’s the story that counts.