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@Sam-Kowal NO STOP HELP YOU’RE KILLING ME.

@Rochellaine I’m quite pleased with my forceful commanding. It’s terribly INTJ of me. *forcefully commands* READ THE BOOKS. DO IT. NOW.

It is rather poetic, isn’t it? Hmm. Now that you mention it, I… might… actually… be able to use this… *hauls out a dump-truck sized binder full of character…[Read more]

@That_Writer_Girl_99 Hey, that would be cool! Sorta like the other WIP topics you used to have, back for your other book?

@Sam-Kowal Well now I feel dumb. I wasted all that yelling and you’re not even guilty. 😂*chides herself about the dangers of skim-reading*

However, that is a very choke-worthy summary of a fantastic book, so the indignant glare isn’t subsiding any time soon. *glares* Innocence does not vindicate you.

(That… actually doesn’t make any sense. Oh…

@Dekreel RAH RAH RAH!!! 😂

@Dragon-snapper Here’s a cup of water, dear. Try to calm your nerves.

@Dragon-snapper

I took a picture of it.

OKAY GUYS, I NEED EVERYONE TO WITNESS AND TAKE NOTE OF THIS:

DRAGON SNAPPER JUT CALLED HERSELF A CHICKEN.

DO WE GOT THAT? IS THIS RECORDED? SHOULD I TAKE A PICTURE OF IT, JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE?

@Dragon-snapper

@That_Writer_Girl_99*sweeps hat from head and holds it to heart* You have my solemn word of honor, fair lady, that I shall try my utmost. I miss you guys too.

@Dragon-Snapper HUGGLE BEAR!!!

@Rochellaine I think he read book 1, but not book 2. Yo. @Sam-Kowal. Help us out with this one.

Until then…

HOW DARE YOU, ROCHELLAINE. THOSE BOOKS WERE MY CHILDHOOD. AND THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE!! SHEESH!!

Also, I don’t think I’ve ever had the privilege of speaking with you before. Hi. The names Sarah. *shakes your hand* Welcome to KP.…[Read more]

@Dragon-Snapper Snazzy pookims…

@Dragon-Snapper Calm down, dear, at least I didn’t call you Puddin’.

Yet…

Wait. WAIT. @Sam-Kowal… Did you just say you’ve NEVER FINISHED NARNIA??? *starts to hyperventilate* I’m gonna… I… *gasps for air* THIS IS NOT OKAY. *fixes you with the glare of righteous death*

Good grief, @Catwing, did you just kill Josiah? 😂

HA!! My influence has reached deep. I have permanently changed the world’s view of @Dragon-snapper. Banner moment, y’all.

Though I must say, I was always fond of, “Honey Lamb.”

*slams head onto desk* WHY DID IT POST TWICE??

@That_Writer_Girl_99 *disdainful sniff* Well you didn’t need to go and drag my personality type into things. I have always COMPLETELY been the victim here, no buts about it.

@That_Writer_Girl_99 *disdainful sniff* Well you didn’t need to go and drag my personality type into things. I am COMPLETELY the victim here, no buts about it.

@Northerner This is why it’s better to just avoid on-topic responses around here. They generally never work.

Tagging @GracieGirl because you’re an adorable, enthusiastic INFP who paints cool things and taught me the difference between P/J in personality types. Girlie, you spruce things up.

And @That_Writer_Girl_99 because you’re an awful INFP who is mean to me and has the nerve to like Luke Skywalker.

(Okay, okay, fine. *grudging admittance* I really…[Read more]