Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin

@anatra123

halloooo there

I am happy to greet you! By the way, @not-so-secret-secret-assassin and some of the others may look a little intimidating, but don’t worry, none of us bite unless we have to.

I am happy to suggest that if you visit Canada, make sure you go to Drumheller, Alberta; they have the World’s Largest Dinosaur there, (secret…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin we have to wait till they make a topic right? then we’ll go there and surprise them…? fun!!! *rubs hands together* we got it this time. 🙂

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin whew, thanks for clearing this all up.

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

oh don’t worry, hehe, she’ll still be surprised. And she won’t have it spoiled by what i said. she doesnt know what we’re planning unless she’s been looking at the forums beforehand. which… she may have done…. she likes to do her research… not that I gave her ideas, *whistles innocently

anyways, our practice…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin *shoves cookies in mouth* *gross face* Eeeww. That was an untested recipe. I definitely need a new one. Potato chip cookies with pool chlorine algae isn’t the best….

*Pulls out my trusty never-before-used confetti vacuum-upper and sticks the cheesy joke back in my bag*

Thanks!!

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin Curse these tags.

@writerlexi1216 I believe in using a pen name, as I am right now. I just do it for privacy reasons, as this name is still as hard to pronounce as my previous name. (Not me never saying this name out loud, haha….)

Anyways, I think that A.M. Williams sounds really cool and elegant! A.M. reminds me of the morning.

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@not-so-secret-secret-assassin so funn! thanks for counting me in.

i’ll make some mini fruit pizzas to bring {their divine}.

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for a gift, i’ll ask them what song they would like me to sing and record for them. {it will be very classified. don’t want people to…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin @devastate-lasting @nova21 @ribbonash @lydia-s  @issawriter7 @daisy-torres @sparksaraabbott11 @abigail-m @mkfairygirl  @elfwing @writerlexi1216 @kathleenramm @morgan @relia @nanisnook

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

A Party sounds spectacular. I’ve gone to quite a few parties in my life time, and by many I mean two. Both of which involved burnt cookies and awkward conversations with people who were in the weird gray area between friend and acquaintance.

I’ll bring bottled cherry soda, gift them with the opportunity to choose…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Yes, well, you never can be too careful. We certainly wouldn’t want to throw a surprise party if there were a mythical beast on the forum rather than a human. Like a centaur (would they be considered human? Hmm… that’s food for thought) or a chimera of some sort. Or perhaps I’m not even human myself. You never…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Well, it sets at 11 in the summer in the north north, but go there in the winter, near Northwest Territories, and the shortest daylight hours you’ll get are 8 am to 4pm.

Yeah, the Mountain Dew tastes different too, and in that case, it’s the sweetener, glucose instead of sucralose or something of that rot. Either…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

You would make a good donkey indeed.

Thanks…?

Wow, I’m officially part of the epic club, I’m honored! XD

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

lol, ur hilarious XD

umm, I’ll bring the sundae bar (with 10 different ice cream flavors and toppings and fresh fruit) and my gift will be making a cover/collage on Canva for the poor awkwarded-out newcomer!

I will arrive wearing *quickly thinks about all my favorite characters who are all dressed in boring stuff*…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Who said I was human? muhahahaha

well, now you know! Canada is not full of huskies, and no, I have never seen a real igloo. Although… we had a pack of over 50 timberwolves half a mile from our house at one point… no word of a lie. Seriously. we did.

They’re big.

And don’t forget all the killer mosquitoes up…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Oh yes, and I seemingly left out my gift. Hmm… probably one of my top-secret coffee recipes. Seriously, coffee is the best. Or perhaps a song recommendation, as @scripter-of-kingdoms said.

Also, @daisy-torres, love your new profile pic girl!