Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin so funn! thanks for counting me in.

i’ll make some mini fruit pizzas to bring {their divine}.

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for a gift, i’ll ask them what song they would like me to sing and record for them. {it will be very classified. don’t want people to…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

A Party sounds spectacular. I’ve gone to quite a few parties in my life time, and by many I mean two. Both of which involved burnt cookies and awkward conversations with people who were in the weird gray area between friend and acquaintance.

I’ll bring bottled cherry soda, gift them with the opportunity to choose…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Yes, well, you never can be too careful. We certainly wouldn’t want to throw a surprise party if there were a mythical beast on the forum rather than a human. Like a centaur (would they be considered human? Hmm… that’s food for thought) or a chimera of some sort. Or perhaps I’m not even human myself. You never…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Well, it sets at 11 in the summer in the north north, but go there in the winter, near Northwest Territories, and the shortest daylight hours you’ll get are 8 am to 4pm.

Yeah, the Mountain Dew tastes different too, and in that case, it’s the sweetener, glucose instead of sucralose or something of that rot. Either…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

You would make a good donkey indeed.

Thanks…?

Wow, I’m officially part of the epic club, I’m honored! XD

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

lol, ur hilarious XD

umm, I’ll bring the sundae bar (with 10 different ice cream flavors and toppings and fresh fruit) and my gift will be making a cover/collage on Canva for the poor awkwarded-out newcomer!

I will arrive wearing *quickly thinks about all my favorite characters who are all dressed in boring stuff*…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Who said I was human? muhahahaha

well, now you know! Canada is not full of huskies, and no, I have never seen a real igloo. Although… we had a pack of over 50 timberwolves half a mile from our house at one point… no word of a lie. Seriously. we did.

They’re big.

And don’t forget all the killer mosquitoes up…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Oh yes, and I seemingly left out my gift. Hmm… probably one of my top-secret coffee recipes. Seriously, coffee is the best. Or perhaps a song recommendation, as @scripter-of-kingdoms said.

Also, @daisy-torres, love your new profile pic girl!

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

I am bringing jalapeno cheesies and green tea ice cream.

My gift will be a rendition of let it go.

I will wear my blanket-of-warmth-and-slug-like-qualities wrapped around my body. Nah, I’ll go big and wear my duvet-of-warmth-and-slug-like-qualities wrapped around my body.

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin I’m down!!

Okay, food… I’m bringing salami. Because who doesn’t like salami. Honestly. Also, a huge plate of nachos and my mom’s homemade salsa. She makes A M A Z I N G salsa.

My gift will be… hmm, a song recommendation!

Ooh! I’m gonna come as Artemis Fowl… the suit, the sunglasses, the whole shebang.…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

*squints* Hmm, very interesting idea, m’friend. Sure, why not? But what if the next person to join isn’t a human, hm? We’ll have to think of something if it comes to that. Always have to be on your guard.

*twiddles fingers* Ah, how fun! I’ll bring spinach dip, because honestly, what’s a party WITHOUT the glorious b…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

I’ll bring apple crisp with Bird’s custard. I mean, come on, it’s a classic British dessert, am I right? and maybe a gallon bottle of Coca Cola with Mentos

My gift will be a happy hello from Canada and the notification that it is not all the Arctic Circle. am I right, @scripter-of-kingdoms ?

As far as games… I…[Read more]

@faith-q

Hello Faith! Glad you like my name too!

My middle name’s Steven. So, I’m Seth Steven O. My family circle is at 9, including a brother and a sister, parents, maternal grandparents, and two aunts. Extended family is enough to start our own town from my grandmother’s side alone.

Ironically, my favorite genre is fantasy for the exact…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin Sounds epic. I will bring brownie cookies (my specialty) and my gift shall be my typical set of questions.

The games sound awesome; I’m willing to give it a try.

Oo, face reveal, how fun!

Hm, not sure what to wear. I think I shall do one of those “Boring Halloween” things and dress up as a lady who’s waiting for a…[Read more]

@gracie-j

Girl, thank you so much! And that post was SO helpful! It made total sense and really helped me out with writing my climax!

@devastate-lasting

Thank you! That was so helpful! 🙂

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Hopefully this’ll help ya out as much as it did me! *tips hat* Best of luck.

@joy-caroline

That was SO helpful, Joy, thank…[Read more]

@writerlexi1216 As a fellow pantser, I am probably not qualified to answer this question. Most of the time I can kind of guess where the climax is by seeing where the falling action starts. But personally I feel like my climaxes are a bit on the bland side.

I think that what I can tell you is go for it, and edit later. After you write it you can…[Read more]

@not-so-secret-secret-assassin

Ah yes. Character who have the same hair color as you. A topic, I fear, is frankly not discussed enough!

Although I have never been a blonde hair user as yourself,  (I’m a brunette you see), I understand your struggle to relate to characters whose hair color doesn’t match yours.

Like when I read about a blonde…[Read more]