Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin

@gracie-j @issawriter7 @daisy-torres @scripter-of-kingdoms @lewilliams @abigail-m @godlyfantasy12 @nova21 @anyone-who-loves-parties-especially-surprise-ones @kathleenramm @hallie-jean @mkfairygirl @joy-caroline @everyone-I-missed-and-more @everyone-even-if-you-don’t-want-to-I-demand-that-you-come-or-else @shrek

@reaganramm

Sorry it took me 6 years to reply back.

Nice beard, it looks just like a beard.

@writerlexi1216

Sorry, but I got nothing, to be honest I’m probably the type of person kingdom pen was created for.

The only reason I’m here is because @devastate-lasting tagged me, and I gotta stay on top of the whole ‘staying relevant’ thing y’know?

So yeah, I’m in the same boat as you. I shall watch the upcoming posts on this topic with…[Read more]

@devastate-lasting

that advice is preeetty epic, also don’t feel bad, I wasn’t feeling irrelevant. I actually think I’m the best person on the forum.After all, without me we wouldn’t have the best topic in the history of forums  ‘Cheesy jokes writer edition’.The main reason why I started this topic was because I wanted a higher post count and I…[Read more]

@writerlexi1216 also, you get a substantial thank as well

@writerlexi1216
Oh you saw my existential crisis in the totw? preeetty epic.

btw I’ve been seeing a lotta people doing that vanishing in smoke trick, and to be honest I don’t think it’s real, I saw a Scooby-Doo episode about it, I can see through your lies despite the thick smoke.

Large thank

@daisy-torres

Sounds preeetty epic, not even I would pay to read my own writing.

@Kathleen

I personally think that Edward and Alphonse from Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood had a pretty epic backstory (it was pretty epic) one of them lost an arm and a leg, and da other lost their whooole body (it was pretty bloody and epic, if I do say so myself)

They also have blonde hair, and as a blonde hair user myself, i must say I can…[Read more]

@typewriter77

Interesting… veeery interesting.

Well, I aaam obligated to hold up my end of the bargain, well this may come as a shock to you but…

I’m actually an assassin.

(Don’t worry I haven’t killed anyone yet  ever -I’m a pacifist-)

Don’t be confused it’s normal in the assassin community.

Also, this is top secret so don’t let this get out.

@kathleenramm

Whoever was the villain of Shrek.

I haven’t watched it yet though but I’m sure he is preeetty epic.

@typewriter77

EPIC.

Now tell me your deepest darkest secret. (then I’ll tell you mine) 😉