Emma Flournoy

@devastate-lasting

your life fell apart? Aww, man. Dude, I can relate. One time, I was making a sandwich. It was gonna be a really good sandwich ya know? With ham. turkey? I think probably some salami as well. What kind of cheese? Probably some cheddar. We didn’t have any mayo. So I went to put some mustard on it, as you do. And as I was pouring,…[Read more]

@e-k-seaver

It’s how dum people spell dum.

@gracie-j @william-starkey  @reaganramm @e-k-seaver @nova21

@devastate-lasting @koshka @abigail-m

@anatra23

Thanks bro, what’s you swags status?

@power

Yeah, you wouldn’t want to know me now.

Now all I do is worry about my swag.

This quote gives me the kick I need to start writing everyday 😀

Here’s some epic quotes from Ryo from a story I wrote when I was 8. 

Why the story I wrote when I was 8, and not a more recent story? Well, 8 years was when I peaked. Ever since then, both my writing and my cuteness declined. My face is kinda like cryptocurrency sometimes. Meaning, it goes up in value, down in value, and Elon Musk wants to send…[Read more]

“Did you really think that you could keep this from Mirabelle forever? When we met that night-”

“WHY ARE YOU HERE You were never suppose to come back, you had all the chipotle you could ask for!

Munch munch munch.

Mirabelle and I whirled towards the pantry in the corner of the kitchen.

Standing in the pantry was a figure feasting the last raspberry Poptart.

 The jenga tower collapsed and blocks tumbled across the coffee table and blasted me in the face (which had a very demoralized expression on it).

“What, I won? I WON!” My sister jumped up and pumped her fists in the air, acting like she wasn’t the one who had cheated.

People said that I should use tree sap instead of tar and feathers.

Even though it was a fictional comedy, and I was like 8.

I’m still salty.