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May 11, 2024 at 12:29 pm #179582
My dad, serenely gazing at the pretty crescent moon in the sky:
“…Looks like a toenail.”
“Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle
May 11, 2024 at 1:27 pm #179586XD I love those.
Lol, thanks. Over the Garden Wall has so many good quotes XD
Over the Garden Wall is the absolute best
Yes, 100% agree
"No! Monkeys should have pets, all monkeys should have pets!"
May 11, 2024 at 6:42 pm #179596*me watching my little brother do something weird in the living room*
Me: What is he doing?
My mom: We don’t ask questions, we just live here.
Relatable.
There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
May 14, 2024 at 12:42 pm #179643“Time is a wheel that has outlasted many hamsters.”
– Thomas Banks
Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.
May 14, 2024 at 1:40 pm #179648Sorry, I misquoted.
“History is a wheel that has outlasted many hamsters.”
Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.
May 14, 2024 at 2:01 pm #179649Lol
There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
May 14, 2024 at 2:14 pm #179650“The church suffers from Ascension Deficit Disorder.” -my dad
“Violas are literally just overweight violins.” -my brother
There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
May 20, 2024 at 10:52 am #179773“We’re going to pray, not argue about a moose!” -my mom
There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
May 20, 2024 at 2:38 pm #179782@theducktator something similar to the moose thing has happened to my family before lol
ooh also did you get your signature from the Life of Fred math series? My family has all of them, they’re hilarious. oh and yes I have seen Mississippi Squirrel Revival. My dad listens to a lot of random stuff too lol
@beth-torres your brother and mine must be very similar
@loopylin bruhhhhh
@trailblazer what the……
@theshadow haha!!Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
May 20, 2024 at 2:44 pm #179783Yeah, my signature is from Life of Fred. I don’t like math, but Fred makes it bearable. “Where is my gummy baby duck?”
There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
May 20, 2024 at 3:36 pm #179788@theducktator same!!! I don’t like math much either, but for a while Fred’s escapades helped with that. I’ve since switched to a different math program but we still have all the books, and I enjoy reading them.
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
May 20, 2024 at 8:44 pm #179809YESSS I LOVE LIFE OF FRED!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 it’s so cute though
Lukas&Livia
#Lalbert
Sef&Chase
#HOTTOLINE
LEFSE FOREVER!!!!!! <333May 21, 2024 at 5:43 pm #179842“Yetis are the polar bears of sasquatches.”
– Me
Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.
May 22, 2024 at 2:01 pm #179872@highscribeofaetherium lol maybe!
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
June 4, 2024 at 11:56 am #180467“Nerds make the world go round.” -Florian Bates, Framed
There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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