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    Whalekeeper
    @loopylin
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      My dad, serenely gazing at the pretty crescent moon in the sky:

      “…Looks like a toenail.”

      🎵It takes a long time to wait 🌻

      #179586
      TheShadow
      @theshadow
        • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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        @loopylin

        XD I love those.

        Lol, thanks. Over the Garden Wall has so many good quotes XD

        Over the Garden Wall is the absolute best

        Yes, 100% agree

        "No! Monkeys should have pets, all monkeys should have pets!"

        #179596
        The Most Esteemed Feathered One
        @theducktator
          • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
          • Total Posts: 1095

          @beth-torres

          *me watching my little brother do something weird in the living room*

          Me: What is he doing?

          My mom: We don’t ask questions, we just live here.

          Relatable.

          If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.

          #179643
          HighScribe
          @highscribeofaetherium
            • Rank: Chosen One
            • Total Posts: 2642

            “Time is a wheel that has outlasted many hamsters.”

            – Thomas Banks

            A disturbingly short time ago, in a land uncomfortably close by...

            #179648
            HighScribe
            @highscribeofaetherium
              • Rank: Chosen One
              • Total Posts: 2642

              Sorry, I misquoted.

              “History is a wheel that has outlasted many hamsters.”

              A disturbingly short time ago, in a land uncomfortably close by...

              #179649
              The Most Esteemed Feathered One
              @theducktator
                • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
                • Total Posts: 1095

                @highscribeofaetherium

                Lol

                If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.

                #179650
                The Most Esteemed Feathered One
                @theducktator
                  • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
                  • Total Posts: 1095

                  “The church suffers from Ascension Deficit Disorder.” -my dad

                  “Violas are literally just overweight violins.” -my brother

                  If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.

                  #179773
                  The Most Esteemed Feathered One
                  @theducktator
                    • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
                    • Total Posts: 1095

                    “We’re going to pray, not argue about a moose!” -my mom

                    If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.

                    #179782
                    Keilah H.
                    @keilah-h
                      • Rank: Chosen One
                      • Total Posts: 5464

                      @theducktator something similar to the moose thing has happened to my family before lol

                      ooh also did you get your signature from the Life of Fred math series? My family has all of them, they’re hilarious. oh and yes I have seen Mississippi Squirrel Revival. My dad listens to a lot of random stuff too lol

                       


                      @beth-torres
                      your brother and mine must be very similar


                      @loopylin
                      bruhhhhh


                      @trailblazer
                      what the……


                      @theshadow
                      haha!!

                      "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                      #179783
                      The Most Esteemed Feathered One
                      @theducktator
                        • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
                        • Total Posts: 1095

                        @keilah-h

                        Yeah, my signature is from Life of Fred. I don’t like math, but Fred makes it bearable. “Where is my gummy baby duck?”

                        If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.

                        #179788
                        Keilah H.
                        @keilah-h
                          • Rank: Chosen One
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                          @theducktator same!!! I don’t like math much either, but for a while Fred’s escapades helped with that. I’ve since switched to a different math program but we still have all the books, and I enjoy reading them.

                          "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                          #179809
                          SLAYING SARAAAA ✨✨
                          @savannah_grace2009
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                            • Total Posts: 2723

                            @theducktator @keilah-h

                            YESSS I LOVE LIFE OF FRED!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 it’s so cute though

                            "Hair. Mouth. Cheese of yak. Come, Sintar, bRiNg a MeLoN."

                            #179842
                            HighScribe
                            @highscribeofaetherium
                              • Rank: Chosen One
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                              “Yetis are the polar bears of sasquatches.”

                              – Me

                              A disturbingly short time ago, in a land uncomfortably close by...

                              #179872
                              Keilah H.
                              @keilah-h
                                • Rank: Chosen One
                                • Total Posts: 5464

                                @highscribeofaetherium lol maybe!

                                "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                                #180467
                                The Most Esteemed Feathered One
                                @theducktator
                                  • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
                                  • Total Posts: 1095

                                  “Nerds make the world go round.” -Florian Bates, Framed

                                  If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.

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