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    Loopy
    @loopylin
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      My dad, serenely gazing at the pretty crescent moon in the sky:

      “…Looks like a toenail.”

      “Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle

      #179586
      TheShadow
      @theshadow
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        @loopylin

        XD I love those.

        Lol, thanks. Over the Garden Wall has so many good quotes XD

        Over the Garden Wall is the absolute best

        Yes, 100% agree

        "No! Monkeys should have pets, all monkeys should have pets!"

        #179596
        The Ducktator
        @theducktator
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          @beth-torres

          *me watching my little brother do something weird in the living room*

          Me: What is he doing?

          My mom: We don’t ask questions, we just live here.

          Relatable.

          The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

          #179643
          HighScribe
          @highscribeofaetherium
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            “Time is a wheel that has outlasted many hamsters.”

            – Thomas Banks

            Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.

            #179648
            HighScribe
            @highscribeofaetherium
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              Sorry, I misquoted.

              “History is a wheel that has outlasted many hamsters.”

              Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.

              #179649
              The Ducktator
              @theducktator
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                @highscribeofaetherium

                Lol

                The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

                #179650
                The Ducktator
                @theducktator
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                  “The church suffers from Ascension Deficit Disorder.” -my dad

                  “Violas are literally just overweight violins.” -my brother

                  The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

                  #179773
                  The Ducktator
                  @theducktator
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                    “We’re going to pray, not argue about a moose!” -my mom

                    The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

                    #179782
                    Keilah H.
                    @keilah-h
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                      @theducktator something similar to the moose thing has happened to my family before lol

                      ooh also did you get your signature from the Life of Fred math series? My family has all of them, they’re hilarious. oh and yes I have seen Mississippi Squirrel Revival. My dad listens to a lot of random stuff too lol

                       


                      @beth-torres
                      your brother and mine must be very similar


                      @loopylin
                      bruhhhhh


                      @trailblazer
                      what the……


                      @theshadow
                      haha!!

                      Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

                      #179783
                      The Ducktator
                      @theducktator
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                        @keilah-h

                        Yeah, my signature is from Life of Fred. I don’t like math, but Fred makes it bearable. “Where is my gummy baby duck?”

                        The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

                        #179788
                        Keilah H.
                        @keilah-h
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                          @theducktator same!!! I don’t like math much either, but for a while Fred’s escapades helped with that. I’ve since switched to a different math program but we still have all the books, and I enjoy reading them.

                          Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

                          #179809
                          Sara
                          @savannah_grace2009
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                            @theducktator @keilah-h

                            YESSS I LOVE LIFE OF FRED!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 it’s so cute though

                            Lukas&Livia
                            #Lalbert
                            Sef&Chase
                            #HOTTOLINE
                            LEFSE FOREVER!!!!!! <333

                            #179842
                            HighScribe
                            @highscribeofaetherium
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                              “Yetis are the polar bears of sasquatches.”

                              – Me

                              Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.

                              #179872
                              Keilah H.
                              @keilah-h
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                                @highscribeofaetherium lol maybe!

                                Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

                                #180467
                                The Ducktator
                                @theducktator
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                                  “Nerds make the world go round.” -Florian Bates, Framed

                                  The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

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