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    Keilah H.
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      @ellette-giselle LOL

       

      that’s so random

       

       

      the sorta stuff my brother and his friends would do though

      Gerald handled that. You don’t question Gerald. (if you know you know)

      #209554
      Ellette Giselle
      @ellette-giselle
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        @keilah-h

        right, lol, I almost died.

        And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who couldn't hear the music

        #211169
        Elishavet Elroi
        @elishavet-pidyon
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          Resurrecting this to share a paragraph I wrote today (from a WWI short story). My sister and I were cackling. That should be enough context. XD

          Many were overcome by the pitiful story her life was turning into and brought her nice little baskets of food as if to quell a broken heart by stuffing it with roast potatoes. She even got one of Mrs. Smith’s famous angel food cakes. We had it at tea with deviled eggs for obvious reasons. There are two kinds of angels in the world, after all.

          Hot Milk+Brown Sugar+Vanilla+Ginger+Cinnamon=All the comfort this world can offer.

          #211175
          Ellette Giselle
          @ellette-giselle
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            @elishavet-pidyon

            Haha!!!! Love it!!

            And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who couldn't hear the music

            #211795
            Beth
            @beth-torres
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              I cannot confidently say this contains humor… but you’re welcome… For this. XD

              “You’re a Twizzler munching hippie!”

              “You are a TWIZZLER!”

              “How dare you, you yellow, mismatched, pickle-eyed fool!”

              “You moron! You slimy, extra twisted twizzler!”

              “No. I am not the moron! You will rue the day you suggested I’m red and stringy.”

              “You shouldn’t tell me that I ruined my day, when all I’ve done is tried to tell you the truth!”

              “Liar liar, pants on fire!”

              “You’re a liar! And you look like a wire in all your twizzlerness!”

              “Stop rhyming!”

              “You did it first, twizzle-face!”

              “You did it second, you copyright-infringing baboon!”

              “I care not, you bumbling toucan! Your insults are as useful as rotten toenail clippings!”

              “Well you’re a bumbling onecan, and unlike toenail clippings, you can’t be collected in a jar!”

              This way, then that way, and that way twice, and that way again, and then the same, but BACKWARDS!

              #211796
              Ellette Giselle
              @ellette-giselle
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                @beth-torres

                lol!!!

                I love your pfp btw

                And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who couldn't hear the music

                #211798
                Beth
                @beth-torres
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                  @ellette-giselle

                  Oh thank you! The cat belongs to one of family member’s cat and her name is Phoebe. I wish she was my kitty cat, but alas. I’m left with the psychotic kitty known as Willow Toe-Bane (more commonly known as just Willow) who looks all cute and cuddly before she randomly tries to chomps your toes off whilst you mind your own business. *sigh* XD

                  This way, then that way, and that way twice, and that way again, and then the same, but BACKWARDS!

                  #211799
                  Ellette Giselle
                  @ellette-giselle
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                    @beth-torres

                    lol, that’s hilarious.

                    And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who couldn't hear the music

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