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Here are some quotes!
(This is my current quote) “Do not stab me with that sword!” *gets stabbed with the sword* -Probably not Shakespeare
“WHY IS THERE THE MONA LISA ON MY COOOOKIEEEEE!? GET THIS OFF! I CAN’T GET IT OFF!!!! ALSO WHY IS THERE A TALKING RAOOOOOOCH?!” – a person with the Mona Lisa on their cookie.
“Hi there.” *gets shot*- the talking roach.
“Why is everyone screaming?” Oblivious guy.
“Your honor, we have camera evidence of Mr. Coconut burning down Ms. Flora’s home!” – Ms. Flora’s lawyer, “Hm, your honor, I don’t like this evidence, so can we just delete it? Besides, Mr. Coconut never gave her permission to record him!” Mr. Coconut’s lawyer. “Okay! Sustained!” – The judge.
“Dora is lava proof, is she not?” – a stapler
“Thank you for flying with us, I hope you please return soon.”-The bus driver.
“That is the attic, the attic is where we keep old things.”- Grandpa pig. “Like you grandpa?”- Peppa pig.
“If this is where she lives, then killing her will be doing her a favor.” – some random guy told me this quote.
And that Is all I have for the quotes of the day. Which one was your favorite?
@stephie I told the rizz thing to my brother.
I shouldn’t have.
LOL.
Gerald handled that. You don’t question Gerald. (if you know you know)
@the_lost-journal AHAHAHAHA Those are too funny.
Gerald handled that. You don’t question Gerald. (if you know you know)
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thank you
I told the rizz thing to my brother.
Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XD
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#AnduthForever (❤️)Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XD
Yeahhh I considered telling my brothers and then decided against it lol. There is so much new “brain rot”, as my brother would say, that sometimes I feel out of touch with my own generation. I can’t tell you how many times I pretend I know what someone said and then Google it later.
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
I told the rizz thing to my brother.
Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XDYeah, I don’t think I’ll ever forget the time Andrew’s brother asked me if he had rizz. That was interesting…
When your charries have it so rough you are learning how to color dark under eyes...
@raxforge @rae @trailblazer lollll
He’s not like too into the slang stuff but he’ll joke about it sometimes.
Gerald handled that. You don’t question Gerald. (if you know you know)
Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever forget the time Andrew’s brother asked me if he had rizz. That was interesting…
That was an interesting call ??
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#AnduthForever (❤️)Me: “Nine out of ten doctors recommend that you breathe.”
Brother: “Only nine out of ten?”
?For our Blessed Lady's sake, bring us in good ale!?
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That one doctor. ?…?…?
@the_lost-journal
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?For our Blessed Lady's sake, bring us in good ale!?
@theducktator @the_lost-journal lolllll
Gerald handled that. You don’t question Gerald. (if you know you know)
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