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  • #196798
    Kefa
    @the_lost-journal
      • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
      • Total Posts: 646

      Here are some quotes!

      (This is my current quote) “Do not stab me with that sword!” *gets stabbed with the sword* -Probably not Shakespeare

      “WHY IS THERE THE MONA LISA ON MY COOOOKIEEEEE!? GET THIS OFF! I CAN’T GET IT OFF!!!! ALSO WHY IS THERE A TALKING RAOOOOOOCH?!” – a person with the Mona Lisa on their cookie.

      “Hi there.” *gets shot*- the talking roach.

      “Why is everyone screaming?” Oblivious guy.

      “Your honor, we have camera evidence of Mr. Coconut burning down Ms. Flora’s home!” – Ms. Flora’s lawyer, “Hm, your honor, I don’t like this evidence, so can we just delete it? Besides, Mr. Coconut  never gave her permission to record him!” Mr. Coconut’s lawyer. “Okay! Sustained!” – The judge.

      “Dora is lava proof, is she not?” – a stapler

      “Thank you for flying with us, I hope you please return soon.”-The bus driver.

      “That is the attic, the attic is where we keep old things.”- Grandpa pig. “Like you grandpa?”- Peppa pig.

      “If this is where she lives, then killing her will be doing her a favor.” – some random guy told me this quote.

      And that Is all I have for the quotes of the day. Which one was your favorite?

       

      "Do not stab me with that sword!" *gets stabbed with the sword*- not Shakespeare.

      #196866
      Keilah H.
      @keilah-h
        • Rank: Chosen One
        • Total Posts: 5547

        @stephie I told the rizz thing to my brother.

        I shouldn’t have.

        LOL.

        "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

        #196867
        Keilah H.
        @keilah-h
          • Rank: Chosen One
          • Total Posts: 5547

          @the_lost-journal AHAHAHAHA Those are too funny.

          "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

          #196923
          Kefa
          @the_lost-journal
            • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
            • Total Posts: 646

            @keilah-h

            thank you

            "Do not stab me with that sword!" *gets stabbed with the sword*- not Shakespeare.

            #196925
            Andrew
            @raxforge
              • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
              • Total Posts: 474

              @keilah-h

              I told the rizz thing to my brother.

              Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XD

              "You're more boppable."
              #AnduthForever (Lord Willing)

              #196934
              Trailblazer
              @trailblazer
                • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                • Total Posts: 708

                @keilah-h @raxforge

                Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XD

                Yeahhh I considered telling my brothers and then decided against it lol. There is so much new “brain rot”, as my brother would say, that sometimes I feel out of touch with my own generation. I can’t tell you how many times I pretend I know what someone said and then Google it later.

                "Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley

                #196939
                Andrew
                @raxforge
                  • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                  • Total Posts: 474

                  @trailblazer

                  Lol, same

                  "You're more boppable."
                  #AnduthForever (Lord Willing)

                  #196990
                  Ruee Hamster Huey
                  @rae
                    • Rank: Chosen One
                    • Total Posts: 4052

                    I told the rizz thing to my brother.
                    Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XD

                    Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever forget the time Andrew’s brother asked me if he had rizz. That was interesting…

                    STOP!!!!!!! Have you eaten Breakfast???
                    #AnduthForever (hopefully 💕)

                    #196991
                    Keilah H.
                    @keilah-h
                      • Rank: Chosen One
                      • Total Posts: 5547

                      @raxforge @rae @trailblazer lollll

                      He’s not like too into the slang stuff but he’ll joke about it sometimes.

                      "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                      #196996
                      Andrew
                      @raxforge
                        • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                        • Total Posts: 474

                        @rae

                        Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever forget the time Andrew’s brother asked me if he had rizz. That was interesting…

                        That was an interesting call 🤣🤣

                        "You're more boppable."
                        #AnduthForever (Lord Willing)

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