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Here are some quotes!
(This is my current quote) “Do not stab me with that sword!” *gets stabbed with the sword* -Probably not Shakespeare
“WHY IS THERE THE MONA LISA ON MY COOOOKIEEEEE!? GET THIS OFF! I CAN’T GET IT OFF!!!! ALSO WHY IS THERE A TALKING RAOOOOOOCH?!” – a person with the Mona Lisa on their cookie.
“Hi there.” *gets shot*- the talking roach.
“Why is everyone screaming?” Oblivious guy.
“Your honor, we have camera evidence of Mr. Coconut burning down Ms. Flora’s home!” – Ms. Flora’s lawyer, “Hm, your honor, I don’t like this evidence, so can we just delete it? Besides, Mr. Coconut never gave her permission to record him!” Mr. Coconut’s lawyer. “Okay! Sustained!” – The judge.
“Dora is lava proof, is she not?” – a stapler
“Thank you for flying with us, I hope you please return soon.”-The bus driver.
“That is the attic, the attic is where we keep old things.”- Grandpa pig. “Like you grandpa?”- Peppa pig.
“If this is where she lives, then killing her will be doing her a favor.” – some random guy told me this quote.
And that Is all I have for the quotes of the day. Which one was your favorite?
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
@stephie I told the rizz thing to my brother.
I shouldn’t have.
LOL.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
@the_lost-journal AHAHAHAHA Those are too funny.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
I told the rizz thing to my brother.
Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XD
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XD
Yeahhh I considered telling my brothers and then decided against it lol. There is so much new “brain rot”, as my brother would say, that sometimes I feel out of touch with my own generation. I can’t tell you how many times I pretend I know what someone said and then Google it later.
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
I told the rizz thing to my brother.
Worst. Idea. Ever! My brothers won’t stop jabbering about all the new stupid slang! XDYeah, I don’t think I’ll ever forget the time Andrew’s brother asked me if he had rizz. That was interesting…
You're extra special <3
#AnduthForever (💕)@raxforge @rae @trailblazer lollll
He’s not like too into the slang stuff but he’ll joke about it sometimes.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever forget the time Andrew’s brother asked me if he had rizz. That was interesting…
That was an interesting call 🤣🤣
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)Me: “Nine out of ten doctors recommend that you breathe.”
Brother: “Only nine out of ten?”
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
That one doctor. 😷…💀…🪦
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
I HAVE RIZZ
slayyyy
This lady thrives on the divine grace of Faith and the rich embrace of caffeine.
@theducktator @the_lost-journal lolllll
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
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