TheShadow

I am unnaturally giddy rn

@jonas

Usually they only last a couple hours (Source: Skullcrusher played by C)

@jonas

Yes, I meant Gunslinger…I have Skullcrusher on my mind. If I say Thunderclap or Juggernut to, I mean Gunslinger.

@jonas

he put it in a Time bubble

You’re supposed to be thinking “This can’t get worse.” BUT IT CAN!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!

Oh, did I mention, Skullcrusher can create a time buble if need be and has powerful shields?

Gunslinger

As calm as a man drinking coffe, Gunslinger blasted the bomb, and the guards. He smiled.

“That’s how I like it.”

@jonas

*rubs hands together, excited to do Gunslinger and the Metamorphian kind as much justice as C does*

He does weigh a good amount…

@jonas

Oh look, I passed 2000 posts!

Oh! CONGRATS!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@jonas

PRAY YOU NEVER EVER MEET ONE OF MY UNEDITED FETTIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so sorry in advance if you do.

Ahem, anyways…Gunslinger is bulletproof, since he has Mithscar armor (similar to Mithaln, though it is stronger in some ways, and weaker in others) And no, bazookas would not knock him backwards, try a…[Read more]

I might be busy on Friday but I’ll try

wait…is he a villian?

@jonas

Sorry for destroying your plan, and to your villian: How much will it cost to fix the wall? If ya want, you can have them Mithscarium plated for…idk…one billion dollars? One millimillimeter thick plating, lasts a lifetime and comes with lifetime warranty!

So Fettian! though, to be fair, if it twas Krogen, he would have just bashed through the doors, kill or knock out the guards and walk away with a sarcastic remark and a whistle, brushing the dirt away fro aesthetics! Actually, most likely Skullcrusher would do the same, but who cares?

Gunslinger

“Hah!” The Metamorph knocked on the wall with his fist. “This is not Mithscar! Nor Mithscariam for that matter,” He muttered. pulling back his cloak and drawing his pistol (not fast-drawing, he doesn’t need to do it rn) he aimed it at the wall and fire, blasting a large hole into the next room, he stooped and walked through.

Jonas! you made a huge mistake! *cracks knuckles (I actually can’t crack my knuckles btw)* Time for a straight Fettian scene!

I’m gonna ask for prayer again.

yesterday, i sprained my ankle.

@beth-torres

It’s fine,  just our other charries ignored her and it works!

Gunslinger

Gunslinger stared at the Wondian, his eye like glowing orbs creating a piercing gaze.

“Wondian isn’t a place, it’s a people. Get that straight.”

@jonas

Sorry, Selius might be called that for a while!