The Ducktator

@wkalekeeper @theducktator

Mateo

Mateo regularly gave a side eye to the kid, not trusting him fully.

“You’re both new?”

Mateo shook his head in misunderstanding, “No, I’m very old. Been dead for a long time.”

@ellette-giselle @theducktator @keilah-h

What did I just come back to? Why do you all want me to beat up Everett? 🥺

@theducktator

YESSSSSS!!!!!! Yes! Yes! Yes! *continues chanting and hopes Hybridlore can hear it*

@keilah-h

🤨 It’s not ever ten seconds. Drama!!!!

🤣

Besides, I said he can live. He just needs to be roughed up real bad.

@theducktator

Yeah, maybe just thoroughly thrashed.

I’m honestly hoping he gets arrested or something after this test.

Knowing Hybridlore he won’t. *sigh*

@theducktator disc golf lol

They have that at my local recreation center.

@raxforge @theducktator

Marcel

A faint smile tugged at Marcel’s mouth. “I’m going that way. Come on.”

Mateo and the other kid followed a few steps behind. They took a slight detour, so Marcel could kick a loose locker and catch a book before it fell all the way from the top of the locker row. Being able to hide things in higher spaces was…[Read more]

@theducktator

Wow!!

Obviously y’all are not sports people then! 😂

@the_lost-journal haha great poems!

@rae @theducktator seems like my choice a long time ago to avoid Discord like the plague was a solid one.

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Maverick

Maverick tipped the hat on his head, his feet staying statue-like despite Navin’s attempt to pull him away from the girl. He also ignored the stars blinking in his eyes from standing too fast.

“I’m Maverick Nalvailro. Or you can call me Grover, but I usually only tell people my name is Grover if I don’t like them. Who’re you?”

@ellette-giselle @linus-smallprint @theshadow @whalekeeper @keilah-h @theducktator @koshka

Two new chapters this week! They should be uploaded to the doc now. Excited to hear what y’all think!

@keilah-h @theducktator

Here is the fixed version!

Quacking with you

Why do ducks suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Quacking with you
Why do ducks fly in the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Quacking with you
On the day that you were born the duck king got together
And decided to…

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@theducktator

This is a parody version of (barely anything has changed) of Close To You.

It is called, Quaking with you

Why do ducks suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Quaking with you
Why do ducks fly in the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Quaking with you
On the day that you were…[Read more]

@theducktator

First off, that is a splendid parody of that classic Veggietales parody.

Secondly, I join the list of concerned KeePers. What has happened to the most noble Moderators who lead us? What shall our kingdom do without our ruling council?

Really, I hope we haven’t been dropped. And that the Ramms are ok. And the other moderators, like…[Read more]

@theducktator oh yeah

I don’t remember the aftermath that well. I remember the storm (thankfully our house wasn’t damaged) but not about what went on afterward.

@theducktator yeah I’m in Florida. The one that hit last year in October?

@theducktator oh.

That is concerning.

I didn’t know that.

Which hurricane was it?

also your poem is hilarious

@theducktator

XD

Oh gracious. That’s quite a parody.

It is concerning though. I wonder if there’s any other way to contact her.

@theducktator

Oh… yeah, that is concerning. 😕

@theducktator

That was the most wonderful song about disappearing moderators to ever exist. XD

I was also wondering the other day why no one has joined in a while.

@theducktator

Idk