Three Ducks in a Trench Coat

@theducktator

(Going back to your character)

My father and I have had multiple pitched arguments about topics that I do not recall, but marriage is the only continuing one at the moment. I am however, a bit concerned about several of his affairs that are potentially traitorous and scandalous, but I fear what he would do if he learned that I knew…

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@theducktator

*stares back* So you’re ugly then.

[Barnes laughs]

*peers back at meme topic* Have you ever had a stranger ask you on a date?

“Yes. Multiple times. Maybe that counts as a response to your previous point.”

heh, heh. I’m back after a considerable amount of time, as usual.

@theducktator

Who is your favorite person?

“The man who took all my photographs. I really appreciate them.”

Why do you always wear a mask?

[Stares at the interviewer for a long time until they get the gist] “…Cosmetics.”

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@the_lost-journal

1. Do you have any family or…

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@keilah-h

My mom gets frustrated because they eat her plants. XD

@theducktator

The picture isn’t mine, but I have held them before. And stepped on them. Barefoot.

@theducktator

Yeah! We add their name to ours! Well, just their first name.

But yup! Now I am Kepha Christopher Phillip *redacted last name*

@hybridlore

Thanks!

@keilah-h

Completely unrelated to the Catholic naming conversation, but my brother just discovered a giant spider in our Lego room, and my mom killed it with bug spray. There were a…

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@loopylin

Sebastian

“I gave you Blackjack because a maid cleaned our room last night. I already had enough stuff to hide besides a whole living baby.” Seb stuck his face in Blackjack’s head, breathing in the musty dog smell. “I’ll find the best places to hide babies, don’t worry.”

Eddie waited.

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@whalekeeper ergh. praying for ya

@theducktator that’s great! Mine is on the plane flight now, I believe.

@theducktator

Yay, hope his trip went well for him besides transportation!

@theducktator Yay!!

@keilah-h

@highscribeofaetherium

@whalekeeper

@theducktator

KK!!!!!!

Or should I say…. KP???? (I am officially Kingdom Pen branded XD )

WAIT! I TAGGED DUCKTATOR TWICE 😭

Also! here is meme… (idk how to use this one, I just thought it was funny one to use)

@highscribeofaetherium

@whalekeeper

@theducktator

@theducktator

Thank you all!

And now! MY FULL NAME IS:

Kepha Christopher Phillip *last name… removed for privacy*!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

I chose St. Phillip Neri!!!! He is the patriot saint of joy and laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!

@whalekeeper

Thank you…

Congratulations! I hope it goes well and you have a great experience with your friends and family because of this! (I remember my confession of faith so I assume this is similar.)

Yeah… it sounds similar! what is it?

@theducktator

I think you mean not Catholic. XD

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@whalekeeper
@theducktator
@theducktator

I MESSED UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I MEANT TO PUT “Almost all of you aren’t CATHOLIC” NOT CHRISTIAN 😭😭😭

@theducktator

 After I got over the initial shock, I was trying to figure out which character this could happen to. XD

True writer reaction lol.

After I got a two-inch gash in my side from a piece of gravel, my thoughts in the ER were “Now I know what I do to my charries when I give them injuries to the side.”

@theducktator

After I got over the initial shock, I was trying to figure out which character this could happen to. XD

As I thought. XD

But they live in Illinois, and they were supposed to go back Monday, so I don’t know that it would be fixed in time for that.

Hm. Well, I hope their trip goes well regardless of the vehicle used.

@theducktator Ooh, that’s crazy. Also sort of a cool experience, besides your poor Grandpa’s car and unless it was scary. Is the car fixable?

@theducktator

😮

What happen?

@theducktator

WHAT@>@>!>!!!?!??!?!?!?!

@theducktator

*Barnes shows herself out*