The Ducktator

@elishavet-pidyon

the library wanted it back before I managed to find my ground again.

Mine is…three months or so overdue, and I’ve been billed for it…I’m going to have a librarian bounty hunter after me.

@elishavet-pidyon

That’s where I am right now. XD I was loving it before that part, so I’m going to continue it. XD

@rae

There’s wordy like beautifully elaborate writing…and then there’s “Oh, the plot is going well, it’s time for AN ENTIRE  SECTION ABOUT WATERLOO THAT IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE PLOT WHATSOEVER.” *glares at Victor Hugo*

@grcr

Yeah, I like 1st person past, but first person present takes me about three chapters to get into without being annoyed.

@savannah_grace2009

No one’s hired me yet. 🙁  Today I sent in an actual application to Kroger instead of just the employment interest form, since it looks like they’re hiring again, and also an application to a Biggby coffee. Hopefully I’ll have a job soon.

@elishavet-pidyon

Older love triangles actually have depth, but modern love triangles are just like Shadow mentioned: bland plain-but-actually-not heroine, childhood best friend, and new hot guy. Ugh.

Evangelistic dating is dating/becoming romantically attached to a lost person with the hope that the relationship will lead them to God. Obviously,…

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ALLELUIA! CHRIST IS RISEN! ✝️🥳

@trailblazer

I don’t have phones, but my family does have a rule we aren’t allowed to bring technology into our rooms. Exceptions are made for the house phone for music or audiobooks, and occasionally the tablet for school. I don’t know that I’ve seen someone using tech super healthily. Maybe my mom. Neither of my parents are that bad with it,…[Read more]

@the_lost-journal

“May you please explain that? Are you quiet? Dangerous? Do you often solve mysteries? Or start them? And does this relate to how you are a thief?

It means no one knows anything about me.

“Oh…. Those are some…. awful descriptions! Uhm…. do you have any friends? And do you know why people call you that? Maybe you should try putti…

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@loopylin

Celarent: Given my criminal background, I find it unlikely that even my good look and charm [he smiles] will be enough to get me elected to Council in a few years when I’m old enough to run. If I can buy off a few people, or bribe leading politicians to endorse me, my chances of winning are much higher.

*chokes* Mel, she sounds…[Read more]

@grcr

Alas, almost no one spreads exciting rumors about me, but my brother once told his friends that I’d tried to burn the house down, which is mostly untrue. I didn’t try to, and almost nothing burned. I’ve heard that the girl down the street’s parents may be associated with an evil plot against America, but that was from my grandma, and she…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

I am usually awoken by a maid around 7. I am dressed and my hair is done. Then I am escorted to the dining hall. After breakfast, quite formal usually, I have schooling. My first subject is math.

[Vyette thinks for a minute]  Important decisions? My father will not even allow me to marry the man whom I want. I am not sure which man…[Read more]

By the way @peoples, do you all baptize infants? Why or why not?

@power

Basically, everything @whalekeeper said. XD

If someone walked into a room and shouted fire, I could say I believe them all I want to, but if I have faith in what they are saying, I will actually get out of the building.

What if you believe them, but the door jams and you can’t access a window? Sometimes baptism is not possible, and to say…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle

Mornings are best…at 12:00-200am.

@ellette-giselle

 the person who wakes up at 5:00 every morning because she likes it

*gasp* I thought those people were myths!

@keilah-h

XD He was sick today, which is unfortunate, but at least he behaved.

@jonas

I filled it out! I’m a sheltered homeschooler with no phone, so I’m definitely not average here. XD

@power

Baptism is necessary if it is available. The thief on the cross was not baptized, and was yet saved. Miscarried children are unbaptized, and yet they are saved. So yes, to become a Christian, one should be baptized, but a believer who was unable to be baptized wouldn’t go to Hell. I don’t think God would send a devout believer to Hell…[Read more]

@power

Wait, do you believe baptism is necessary to enter Heaven?