Potato reporter

“What is everyone standing around for?! IT IS A DAY OF POSSIBILITIES!!” – Palmer

“We are locked out.” – Patricia

“Welp, let’s get in then.” – Palmer unlocks the doors

“Finally inside where it is cold, like my heart.” – Pax

“Okay…” – Paisley

“AHH!!” – Patricia screams

*All the potatoes run in to find this:*

[Read more]

This is why potato news has taken so long:

“Ha, first one here! I knew I would beat Phillip! Now let me just find my… Wait… I FORGOT MY KEY!” – Patrick

… *Some time later*

“Hey Patrick! Wow, we beat Phillip AND Pristina! They both get here at like… six in the morning…” – Parsley

“Mhm. I know, when my mother was alive she would drag me here…[Read more]

Okay, so hahaha, anyone… please anyone!

My younger sister needs a lot of prayer… she just needs prayer. I am ending it at that!

@ellette-giselle

oh, lol. thanks 😅 I know what you mean when you say it’s rough, ha ha ha.

☢️☣️⚠️‼️POTATO CITY NEW WILL BE LATE TODAY (sorry)‼️⚠️☣️☢️

@keilah-h

Here is one of my drawings… I am not very good xD but I think she turned out okay.

She is based off of a banshee in a way. She is for one of my short stories…

(^ ignore this shadow ^-^ )

@keilah-h

Lol, I started watching your newest video, and I am the opposite.. I can draw famine bodies well, but not male bodies XD

@keilah-h

Wow, u are totally famous!

@beth-torres

Ah. 😀

@theducktator

OH 😂

@beth-torres

*Miraculously the Hot cocoa stops mid air, it then slowly levitates onto a table. From there all the liquid somehow floats back into the mug! Then it heats up again, and adds in the perfect amount of milk, topping it with whipped cream, marshmallows and a little cinnamon.*

*GASP!* How did that happen!!!!!????

@theducktator

Yeah, Piper, I wOnDeR wHy.

What are you referring to?

SPECIAL POTATO NEWS!

After hours

“And it should be all cleaned!” – Parsley

“Nice job!” – Patricia walks over to Parsley

“Thanks, it took forever! Hey, do you wanna go and get something to eat? Me and Polly were planing on going to the new gerbil restaurant! It’s called, The Munch.” – Parsley

“Oh! That would be fun! Thanks for inviting me!” -…[Read more]

“Oh, what’s this? EW! This looks like the lunch that Parsley likes to eat. Vomit!… Hmmmm… Down with the duck queen huh? Sounds interesting…” – Piper begins to smile, a sinister smile.

*Phillip walks in*

“Oh hey Piper! How’s it-…. What is that?!” – Phillip

“Oh, it looks like guts… But potatoes don’t have guts… So idk whos they are.”…[Read more]

@beth-torres

AH! *Throws hot coco*

bored,

board,

bord,

bond,

bold,

bore- ED

BORED

“We just got news that one of the missing potatoes was just spotted! She was walking down a road, people who saw her report that she was smiling, looking content with herself and not a care.” – Philip

“But that ended when a police came and picked her up… The officer said that she was very quit, avoided eye contact and never fully answered her que…[Read more]

“Something strange happened to the bread army that was just attacking us! They just suddenly had holes bit in the middle of them! And we don’t know why or how.” – Phillip

“Yes it is strange. And we assume it has to do with someone who is helping us! But at the same time, the bread seems stronger now…” – Pristina

“Uhhwaugh… Can… can someone help…[Read more]

“Hello, I am very excited to be in potato city, personally, I hate to eat potatoes and would rather be neighbors than enemies!” – Greta

“That is so nice! So why did you move out of Cageia?” – Polly

“Well, I found it a little cramped in there, if you know what I mean! I was also getting really bored, I felt like starting my own local business.…[Read more]

“Welcome to potato news! We apologize for this getting out later than usual!” – Phillip

“Hello! I am Pristina, and this is Phillip!” – Pristina

“Welcome again! Now lets just head right into it, we have some goo-” – Phillip

“ahhhhhahahaAHHHHHHHH *CRASH!” – ???

“Poppy?!” – Pristina

“Poppy…?” – Phillip

“Ugh..” – Poppy

“Out first story is wi…[Read more]